Monday, February 8, 2016

Beyonce Cleans Up the Streets

I didn't watch Beyonce's special throwback halftime show from 1975, but the Dragon Sister left out Fred Williamson and Jim Kelly and it's a damn shame too, you know them cats really shoulda been there. Later after the game, she and her Nubian Princess Army attacked and killed off all of the evil white guys in the CIA and the Mafia -- or "The Man" as they're better known-- because they've been flooding the streets with an extra pure secret heroin formula that's been killing off all the good strong, smart brothers through the slavery of addiction.