Monday, January 7, 2013

Uh Oh We Got a Bad Ass here

I know it seems like I'm picking on a little kid, but I have no idea who Harry Styles is or why he's famous. I do know he's dating a MILF, but I guess when you're 12 everybody is a MILF.  I also know he's a bad boy. How do I know that? He's got tattoos. Whoa look out. Are you sure you want to bring him home to meet your parents?  Bird tattoos, hearts, hip area tattoos? Are we sure he's even a boy? Are boys supposed to get tattoos on their inguinal area? If you're girlfriend doesn't know where "it" is and needs an arrow, or a map maybe it's time to move up the age ladder a little bit.

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