Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Monday, November 28, 2016
I was going to write about Joanna Krupa more? Well, I wasn't lying. The BIG EXCITING JOANNA KRUPA NEWS OF THE DAY is, she did the mannequin challenge. Naked. So she officially wins the mannequin challenge. And if you think the usual Instagram comments are bad you should read the ones on this little picture. So as usual I used somebody that has me blocked on Twitter to cover them up. Oh by the way there's also a Instagram video on her account but I didn't watch more than eight or 10 times before I figured out it's basically just like the static picture.
Thursday, November 24, 2016
"I’m thankful that my ass still looks good at 58!”Good. I'm glad her ass still looks good because the rest of her looks like the guy that got eaten by that spider in Arachnophobia.
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Jamie Foxx was caught working out at some gym somewhere and was forced to catch a football that was thrown at 100 miles per hour or something. I only skimmed the article so I have no idea what's going on, I can't help it, the guy makes my skin crawl. When asked if he felt pressured to catch such a bewilderingly fast (!) moving object or whatever he responded...
Are you saying there's pressure? You know what I do to pressure? I make love to pressure.See? Who the fuck talks like that? Okay maybe Billy Dee Williams in a malt liquor commercial from 1975 but c'mon. Later he was spotted wearing a $900 full length mink coat, and bell bottoms while getting into his $6,000 Cadillac Eldorado.
Monday, November 21, 2016
Friday, November 18, 2016
woman beater Sean Penn looking pretty much like the gargoyle he is. He sort of looks like David Bowie's character in "Labyrinth" if that character had washed up on a beach somewhere after falling off of a ship a week earlier.
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Friday, November 11, 2016
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Instagram account. I'm not really sure how because I was avoiding all the usual places I look for stories because apparently there was some kind of election and some people are - shall we say - disappointed with the result so I just tried to avoid that whole swamp all together, and figured I 'd just try again tomorrow. But she's still pretty hot and from what I can tell as I scrolled through her account looking for bikini pictures that she rides motorcycles and there isn't anything much hotter than a woman riding a motorcycle. Well, except for me riding a motorcycle but that's a totally different story and I think we'll all just let Kristy decide for herself if that's true as we ride off into the sunset together on our "hogs". That's biker lingo for motorcycle for all of you that don't know. Call me Kristy we can pop some wheelies and jump some sweet ramps. None of that was meant as a double entendre by the way.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Monday, November 7, 2016
Instagram "without" any make up on. Being all man I really wouldn't know if she had any make up on or not. What I do know is, if she isn't wearing any make up she looks pretty much exactly like Chelsea Handler so that pretty much finishes it for me. How would you like to wake up next to Chelsea Handler everyday. Personally I'd rather wake up next to a fully functioning air raid siren every day but hey, whatever floats your boat I guess.
Friday, November 4, 2016
The couple's romance allegedly blossomed over the summer on the set of an untitled movie shot by the father-of-one. They were first seen enjoying an intimate dinner in AugustWhatever. I'm sick of trying to decipher all the goings on in the female mind. I'm older than Jennifer Lawrence, why won't she date me ? By the looks of that picture I'd say I'm probably much, much to handsome for her. That Darren guy looks like he got stuffed into a lot of lockers. Probably as recently as last week.
Thursday, November 3, 2016
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Normally I try to put all block quotes in the middle of these posts so you have to read what I write first to get to them, and by that time BAM! It's too late and you have to read it all the way through. It's like mind control. I AM CONTROLLING YOUR MIND. But I did that one first so somebody could explain to me what any of that means. What is Fantastic Beasts? Why do people get upset over every little thing they do with these comic book movies? I can only assume it's a comic book movie because that's all anyone seems to make anymore. This is what that blurb looked like to me when I read it. Blurb haha...
The actor is set to star in the sequel to the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them franchise, along with making a reported cameo in the first film. As the news broke Tuesday night, fans had a lot to say about Depp's involvement in the wizarding world.
Johnny Depp is going to star in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them which is great news for anyone that knows what the fuck The Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is.SEXY UPDATE!
Like any good investigative journalist I actually read some of the story and it turns out Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them has something to do with Harry Potter which I wasn't aware of because I'm not 11 years old and I also know girls. Have fun arguing about this you sorry bunch of virgins.
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Johnny Rotten looks like a gay art gallery salesman now. A snotty, gay art gallery salesman. As if there's another kind. It seems so odd that he owns a Volvo.