tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88860101251309207582024-03-28T16:15:52.940-05:00The Reverend Bobbyhttps://www.patreon.com/robertjankeReverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comBlogger3391125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-25515184445322473782024-03-28T16:12:00.004-05:002024-03-28T16:12:58.324-05:00Yeeehaw Queen <p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoDyUhwCy9qjztPtw7ExwTtdu57otaGTwA4EVmvowoV-9BWEFgKbYOoEeK47e1dexQcqvUPFFPLB_QwEHwlMa30NnppMkkKHUDzXTLI9GBj0tPfKa6GnZ43NY-Bg8fra5tRpEGBwExMNu-I6zpCU_Tn_owPGW69aUC2DDmlOvjEna33OgBc5V_BTAYVuLw/s618/beyonce.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="618" data-original-width="528" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoDyUhwCy9qjztPtw7ExwTtdu57otaGTwA4EVmvowoV-9BWEFgKbYOoEeK47e1dexQcqvUPFFPLB_QwEHwlMa30NnppMkkKHUDzXTLI9GBj0tPfKa6GnZ43NY-Bg8fra5tRpEGBwExMNu-I6zpCU_Tn_owPGW69aUC2DDmlOvjEna33OgBc5V_BTAYVuLw/s320/beyonce.png" width="273" /></a></div>Beyonce is a <u><i><b><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68686378" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">country music artist now</span></a></b></i></u>? I guess? Why would she do that? I don't want to be overly dramatic but this is a living nightmare. You're on your own with this ridiculousness because if you think I didn't like Beyonce's music before just imagine how I feel now<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-31587866479196869812024-03-28T10:19:00.004-05:002024-03-28T16:15:21.926-05:00Diddy Wars! Now With Hookers! (allegedly)<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeFtdF71TYaqCYyoM02XYZecA6aPEB1fy1Hnj1HRmMoBhX3j7NxH6SYTpAf4Lu19vBmQSu_DzS9K_aJK_2pUI7DsQhqjg6DcuEPpG6vbCUrHA7FENX2F_SMTRPiffEfosG4UGsEomdclunmfRag1oMnT_dKrASQ5xbRXM1vH_7eDsVyREVsKiNTxaXmM4F/s1093/50.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="752" data-original-width="1093" height="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeFtdF71TYaqCYyoM02XYZecA6aPEB1fy1Hnj1HRmMoBhX3j7NxH6SYTpAf4Lu19vBmQSu_DzS9K_aJK_2pUI7DsQhqjg6DcuEPpG6vbCUrHA7FENX2F_SMTRPiffEfosG4UGsEomdclunmfRag1oMnT_dKrASQ5xbRXM1vH_7eDsVyREVsKiNTxaXmM4F/s320/50.png" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /> There's
some kind of <u><i><b><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13247245/diddy-50-cent-daphne-joy-sean-combs-raids-trafficking.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">weird war of words</span></a></b></i></u> between 50 Cent, his prostitute wife
(allegedly) and Diddy. But there isn't a chance in the world I'm
deciphering any of this shit from these terrible people, so I linked the original story if you hate your brain.</p><p> I thought the
whole flat-billed baseball hat-take my picture on a yacht trend came to
an end about 15 years ago but I guess not. </p><p>And In an even more shocking turn of events
I've actually written about that hooker before. <a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2016/03/daphne-joy-is-good-person.html" target="_blank"><u><i><b><span style="color: #fcff01;">Here</span></b></i></u></a> <u><i><b><a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2016/06/jason-and-daphney-break-up.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">here</span></a></b></i></u> <u><i><b><a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2018/10/daphne-joy-is-someone.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">here</span></a></b></i></u> and<u><i><b><a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2020/06/jason-derulo-conquers-world.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;"> here</span></a></b></i></u>. Remember Jason Derulo? No? Of course not. Why would you. Anyway, she evidently graduated from the Kardashian School of Dating. Just bounce from rapper to rapper until you can buy a really nice car and move to Miami. </p><p>What is it with Miami and these idiots. I lived in Miami and it's awful, I do not get it. It's always 100 degrees, even in the winter, the air is always like a steam room and everything is constantly wet. It rains every single day, and you sweat just walking from your house to your car. It's like Vietnam without the war. There was a puddle in front of my house for so long, it had tadpoles in it. The moisture in the air even makes the food and milk taste bad and I haven't even gotten to the crime and the way people in Florida drive yet. </p><p>We need to wall that place off so these people can never leave<br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-35106505409022967702024-03-25T10:25:00.002-05:002024-03-25T17:43:33.146-05:00Larsa Pippen is a Walking Crisis<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsuliGsbLX-7aV0ExbtJ4z9i_myp991v5YYbW3z6FxPH3LK7nev_8ohENx7HoLntopmdgtJCT04hP8C1feIT7eLO1Bomy4p4BuFXGGyt2o9tNEuxgxHQSaH90ZWIZElTnKMpLRxamd3pYm34tdfQkyZyPlhYJh1jI3ay7vpSdV9XPNVYHcLP7bvAniAvy2/s792/larsa.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="792" data-original-width="635" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsuliGsbLX-7aV0ExbtJ4z9i_myp991v5YYbW3z6FxPH3LK7nev_8ohENx7HoLntopmdgtJCT04hP8C1feIT7eLO1Bomy4p4BuFXGGyt2o9tNEuxgxHQSaH90ZWIZElTnKMpLRxamd3pYm34tdfQkyZyPlhYJh1jI3ay7vpSdV9XPNVYHcLP7bvAniAvy2/s320/larsa.png" width="257" /></a></div><br /> Larsa Pippen is apparently famous for something other than being married to 1990s Chicago Bulls player Scottie Pippen but I'm honestly not sure for what. I don't understand why some people are trying to inject this woman into our lives, but they're allowing a soon to be 50 year old to behave like a 20 year old Instagram influencer for what, money? It's just totally lost on me. <p></p><p>Is it because she divorced Scottie Pippen and then dated Michael Jordan's 33 year old son? So the fuck what, the guy is 33 years old. It's not like she's picking him up from school or something. What kind of 50 year old woman walks around in a sparkly mini-dress that's better suited for a 21 year old that's going to an all inclusive New Year's Eve party at the Hilton in Rosemont? Grow up. <br /></p><p>Listen, I'm a big supporter of people doing and dressing how they want but I'm so sick of this trash celebrity culture that I'm beginning to snap. Think of it this way. If that was a 50 year old man running around in those jeans with the stitching on the back pockets, dyed jet black hair, a Corvette, and a girlfriend that was (almost) 20 years younger than he was you'd laugh at him and call him nasty names. Why does she - or they - get a pass? Because she has tits? And on top of it all, she's seven beers attractive at best. </p><p>I don't know man, every day doing this fades further and further into my past. Do I blame Larsa Pippen? Not her specifically no, but I do blame the hundreds of Larsa Pippens I see on social media every day. <br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-86624023910121480842024-03-25T10:25:00.001-05:002024-03-25T10:25:05.742-05:00Sacha Baron Cohen is an Ahole<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrqHSeg4NX959wKrHaPIS7HtyXNwynR_IkDe3KLUCNxUWyFm59KRJuq_uU40nfs2ejOXHicNw5mUlHo_Mwj7U2o6ZjibQtspArTnOSCelPcswivozVigO6WbndQDUDUx4H0p09qLvZ-MQEMNAeeqXmewZhNviu-Sp8ceUkiW79iDjfhyphenhyphenSGGsR_y937Lj-6/s669/rebel.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="669" data-original-width="616" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrqHSeg4NX959wKrHaPIS7HtyXNwynR_IkDe3KLUCNxUWyFm59KRJuq_uU40nfs2ejOXHicNw5mUlHo_Mwj7U2o6ZjibQtspArTnOSCelPcswivozVigO6WbndQDUDUx4H0p09qLvZ-MQEMNAeeqXmewZhNviu-Sp8ceUkiW79iDjfhyphenhyphenSGGsR_y937Lj-6/s320/rebel.png" width="295" /></a></div><br /> Rebel Wilson has declared Sacha Baron Cohen to be a "<u><i><b><a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/rebel-wilson-sacha-baron-cohen-memoir-1235859389/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">gigantic asshole</span></a></b></i></u>" and it surprises me that anyone needs to read that in a book, just look at the guy. People on the internet think he's some kind of comedic genius because of Borat and Ali G but it's juts because they have brain damage. Just looking at the guy sets off alarm bells, but maybe it's just me. Maybe he's like the Three Stooges. Maybe you either love him or you don't. Hey, Rebel Wilson could also be a gigantic asshole and she probably is. Maybe Sacha can write a book about it and trick people into buying it, wouldn't that be funny? <br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-86071885922069868382024-03-22T10:11:00.006-05:002024-03-22T15:19:17.557-05:00Sydney Sweeny is Smokin <p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjtD3URRp-k8pLwG_DSkE58STO8mDvoRZnhz_gNuGKIxMXCE2Frx5MikXL6LtULUCvLvWQS1zp90nB68BX1p8mXj_jM6vg77JDCo-2Xuf7glzfyen45bOfXX3UoJsgtYJAPifCtAjcO1IzR130KVrZzuDZsZdNv1yuHPV5L2RgE1pTzKRpEjcVNj11ACox/s955/sydney.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="911" data-original-width="955" height="305" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjtD3URRp-k8pLwG_DSkE58STO8mDvoRZnhz_gNuGKIxMXCE2Frx5MikXL6LtULUCvLvWQS1zp90nB68BX1p8mXj_jM6vg77JDCo-2Xuf7glzfyen45bOfXX3UoJsgtYJAPifCtAjcO1IzR130KVrZzuDZsZdNv1yuHPV5L2RgE1pTzKRpEjcVNj11ACox/s320/sydney.png" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /> Sydney Sweeney is certainly attractive. Would I say she's as hot as a porn star? Not to her face I wouldn't. They said she was out "doing press" - whatever the fuck that means - for something but who cares she's like a goddamn Roman statue. I'm even ignoring the fact that she's 26 years old and not 36. She's unnaturally hot for a 26 year old. Okay I can already feel this starting to veer off in a bad direction. </p><p><i><b>!!!!SEXY UPDATE!!!! </b></i><br /><br />I'm letting it be known right now that I don't believe she's 26 years old. I don't know why I think that, but I do <u><i><b><a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2023/10/joy-corrigan-aged-overnight.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">and I've been right before</span></a></b></i></u>. <br /></p><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-45185170399168352152024-03-19T10:03:00.001-05:002024-03-19T10:03:06.545-05:00Site Update<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidoHyqqKqEp1rrN0IkEqUB7xJw8tahqmapT9rIC05JEM7p_rZtCi5hxeOhcIs-IDWFXfTB4Um8QT7ioAnfmJdwxTuBZMSl-rUjPO-NBAV_e981-TegaITDP_lXeOWvWzfnfzdCTYzjtDpnEczRLthALSF8MPPPwFufCmjx4bNtaC5DPOpnkEuwZdcWlvRJ/s751/liz.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="751" data-original-width="638" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidoHyqqKqEp1rrN0IkEqUB7xJw8tahqmapT9rIC05JEM7p_rZtCi5hxeOhcIs-IDWFXfTB4Um8QT7ioAnfmJdwxTuBZMSl-rUjPO-NBAV_e981-TegaITDP_lXeOWvWzfnfzdCTYzjtDpnEczRLthALSF8MPPPwFufCmjx4bNtaC5DPOpnkEuwZdcWlvRJ/s320/liz.png" width="272" /></a></div><br /> I didn't really have time today to be looking for stuff to write about, I have a long work day ahead of me but maybe as the day goes on something will pop up. See you tomorrow. Maybe<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-40511027742129134922024-03-18T15:33:00.001-05:002024-03-18T15:33:43.674-05:00Chrissy Teigen is Awful<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBbt8yBNRI3ORzYD-eXrfsltU4E7nA4u-gMJxA28DmVQRFMSM3pKlWSml9cNZZaATOQd0LlPnFLc0BSSCToI3XlQqenk5zkb1UTPDkyKOXboJvv93QSNSIQlIxFNsbMj8KM-Ba1R4RkoWZ7fw4Ecl7BWKT3BQD0kMWvzLDMoLL_BVfKivICPe71vdhDG1J/s732/chrissy%20tiegen.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="732" data-original-width="622" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBbt8yBNRI3ORzYD-eXrfsltU4E7nA4u-gMJxA28DmVQRFMSM3pKlWSml9cNZZaATOQd0LlPnFLc0BSSCToI3XlQqenk5zkb1UTPDkyKOXboJvv93QSNSIQlIxFNsbMj8KM-Ba1R4RkoWZ7fw4Ecl7BWKT3BQD0kMWvzLDMoLL_BVfKivICPe71vdhDG1J/s320/chrissy%20tiegen.png" width="272" /></a></div><br /> The Daily Mail is still talking about alcoholic, mean girl bully Chrissy Teiegn <u><i><b><a href="https://www.glamour.com/story/the-chrissy-teigen-courtney-stodden-bullying-controversy-explained" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">who told a 17 year old to kill herself</span></a></b></i></u>. Nice right? At one point in <u><i><b><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13205865/Chrissy-Teigen-husband-John-Legend-help-daughter-sell-Girl-Scout-Cookies.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">this article</span></a></b></i></u> they call Chrissy Teigen a "37 year old", and then later they call her 38 years old. My guess is she's closer to somewhere around 43 years old but I wasn't the person that wrote the pointless story about this shitty "human being". <br /> <p></p><p>Her "husband", Emmanuel Lewis,or whatever his name is, is also mentioned in the story but as far as I know he only records standards from the 1940s and Christmas albums so who gives a shit. These two are the worst type of people you can imagine and for Hollywood, that's really saying something<br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-24598828678934673152024-03-18T10:09:00.001-05:002024-03-18T10:09:21.428-05:00Lizzo Update<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGy3NC0vGMtBIQXgEmAPVnVrImK1113-MtqyRL8pIG6BL258RiXjPOE3NT1RbYeGHLkU97-vSpU2YqQQquiNyEPzInjdFRiMa27Gh5iZJrVuyqvzQa0rTsMjpuwFOaUBHxZ8RLdzcekxItcobVSjabH4axd9Bnnw_JQfZt0ClI9IcjuDgwFF2_uvtNOKKJ/s730/lizzo.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="730" data-original-width="640" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGy3NC0vGMtBIQXgEmAPVnVrImK1113-MtqyRL8pIG6BL258RiXjPOE3NT1RbYeGHLkU97-vSpU2YqQQquiNyEPzInjdFRiMa27Gh5iZJrVuyqvzQa0rTsMjpuwFOaUBHxZ8RLdzcekxItcobVSjabH4axd9Bnnw_JQfZt0ClI9IcjuDgwFF2_uvtNOKKJ/s320/lizzo.png" width="281" /></a></div><br /> <i>!!!!SHOCKING UPDATE!!!!</i> <i>This is one of those stories I wrote, probably on Friday and then promptly forgot about so lucky for me I already have almost half of my Monday posts ready to go!<br /></i><br /><br />I haven't heard anything about Lizzo for a while, maybe she was hibernating and now Spring is here and so she finally woke up and dragged herself out of her den. I'm not sure why you'd risk diabetes, heart attack and/or a paralyzing or fatal stroke to make yourself appealing to the 15% of the non-walrus population that finds this attractive, but I'm a big freedom guy so knock yourself out. Hey remember when she played that flute? Oh boy those were the days weren't they? <br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-78583058923156950002024-03-12T16:16:00.004-05:002024-03-12T16:16:54.670-05:00Margot Robie Wins the Dunce Award<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8JVwoIS9fqcfIR5sGfzZj45wueE9GS4lB29wvPK3ekcN_LiFbrMp1SlfIxhXy4DEtmDduKGUTL_R1klUXAU6H0ddkKp89ffCZJ2bqye8rEZhTu3Dj7XGdAK_nQKQ9rT1AGE4XWP0h5f4AHwoQQ0tZmpgCtMCqLOiD5k6EjksePN-0s6qY2Cj-2ng6Wykc/s880/margot.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="880" data-original-width="371" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8JVwoIS9fqcfIR5sGfzZj45wueE9GS4lB29wvPK3ekcN_LiFbrMp1SlfIxhXy4DEtmDduKGUTL_R1klUXAU6H0ddkKp89ffCZJ2bqye8rEZhTu3Dj7XGdAK_nQKQ9rT1AGE4XWP0h5f4AHwoQQ0tZmpgCtMCqLOiD5k6EjksePN-0s6qY2Cj-2ng6Wykc/s320/margot.png" width="135" /></a></div><br /> (I actually wrote this yesterday I think) Margot Robbie was at the Vanity Fair after party which would explain why the Kardashian clan was hanging around, I guess they weren't at the actual Academy Awards. My bad, as the kids say. <p></p><p>Margot Robbie was invited because she was in Barbie and also they needed someone to stand around looking like a deer in headlights and I think the planners made a wise choice. <u><i><b><a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2022/09/margot-robbie-is-attractive-stupid-as.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">Where's</span></a></b></i></u> your <u><i><b><a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2023/11/margot-robbie-sympathizes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">mask</span></a></b></i></u>, dumbo.</p><p><br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-3127864823420390012024-03-11T15:45:00.000-05:002024-03-11T15:45:59.812-05:00Kim Kardashian is 43 (?)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXaIc3e38aRNl69UyWFJsCGngOVPdo04RV9z4VsgyHw25yEYJSDXZk-uGgGax5sW1au2GvSTspkhUXGWk673lw3o39hjlGtYX4lJYshyphenhyphenVV2nuw6I4yo4dao8xpd75D3DQWeBV146rtwP14ntAiOI7sCLTkMMOIzhZ7nGADbbAQzKxilgclk0kiCVt3SQN3/s900/Kim%20Kardashian.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="626" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXaIc3e38aRNl69UyWFJsCGngOVPdo04RV9z4VsgyHw25yEYJSDXZk-uGgGax5sW1au2GvSTspkhUXGWk673lw3o39hjlGtYX4lJYshyphenhyphenVV2nuw6I4yo4dao8xpd75D3DQWeBV146rtwP14ntAiOI7sCLTkMMOIzhZ7nGADbbAQzKxilgclk0kiCVt3SQN3/s320/Kim%20Kardashian.png" width="223" /></a></div><br /> Kylie Jenner's sister or cousin or whoever the fuck she is, Kim Kardashian was also at the Academy Awards for some baffling reason. They said she was 43 years old which would be about the fifth year I've heard her described as 43 years old. But they could be right. Good for her though. I hope there were enough basketball players and rappers to go around for her and Kylie so they wouldn't get bored<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-12886846440358462232024-03-11T10:33:00.002-05:002024-03-11T10:33:45.072-05:00Kylie Jenner Melts in Your Mouth<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg67xDsLzdrXKP9SyW57H9rtAf6zKtCx2e442QkE4P8c9T3r7kWoSrc4Phve-uNWCTOP9Ik7FWru32hqXkDiV8hkNaBv05lPQh93ru7hHd3F5P1I5JgekR2ar56jMr7UPJeHa-5IbaLTURm0peAdSqJkfADNB_ywncZr_D1rhjQxzRoHrun6H79fKFpSWPS/s931/kylie%20jenner.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="931" data-original-width="621" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg67xDsLzdrXKP9SyW57H9rtAf6zKtCx2e442QkE4P8c9T3r7kWoSrc4Phve-uNWCTOP9Ik7FWru32hqXkDiV8hkNaBv05lPQh93ru7hHd3F5P1I5JgekR2ar56jMr7UPJeHa-5IbaLTURm0peAdSqJkfADNB_ywncZr_D1rhjQxzRoHrun6H79fKFpSWPS/s320/kylie%20jenner.png" width="213" /></a></div><br /> For reasons no one makes clear, Kylie Jenner was at the Academy Awards. Maybe it's just her wax figure someone dragged onto the red carpet. What a horrible spectacle this thing is every year, I can't believe they still do this. And inviting these empty vessels is really bottom of the barrel stuff if you ask me. <br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-60253331172475564532024-03-04T05:13:00.002-06:002024-03-05T10:18:26.164-06:00Julia Fox is Nobody<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAH5Q1kRmhrT_QIahj_xwz0-As346rKCMIzJuWK82_vV7Ct-n2xuk3V5RTxgaMVvRPTLsdm29EmFRnfX9exBG9V8xHwe2pCeRrObhZPuWlotFIOz8oaMauXicOVBuuwca9IPb1WogQFNd8NU286_pi9CGPNN0tHTgC_qizsbc2iX0MfjjEe9PtyqF9Onea/s891/julia%20fox.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="891" data-original-width="592" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAH5Q1kRmhrT_QIahj_xwz0-As346rKCMIzJuWK82_vV7Ct-n2xuk3V5RTxgaMVvRPTLsdm29EmFRnfX9exBG9V8xHwe2pCeRrObhZPuWlotFIOz8oaMauXicOVBuuwca9IPb1WogQFNd8NU286_pi9CGPNN0tHTgC_qizsbc2iX0MfjjEe9PtyqF9Onea/s320/julia%20fox.png" width="213" /></a></div><br /> Developmentally disabled "actress" Julia Fox showed up at Paris Fashion Week looking like this for some reason. She'll never be anything but a weird "hanger on". Forever a name dropper on the periphery of true fame. And yet people write about her, even me. I absolutely refuse to do any further research about her but I can guarantee with almost 100% certainty that she's a trust fund baby with a father that owns a string of hospitals, and a drunken mother that has affairs with their household staff. Allegedly. <p></p><p>If that sounds oddly specific it's because I actually knew a person exactly like that and they're all fucked in the head, and they all behave exactly like her. Having money does horrible things to people's brains. <br /><br />Julia got "famous" for dating/fucking Kanye West for like two weeks three years ago and yet here she is, taking up space on one of the biggest most popular celebrity gossip websites that exists today. The other one, not this one. And what does she offer the world except for a bad Lady Gaga circa 2006 impersonation? Nothing. </p><p><br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-21760194519320819692024-03-03T07:52:00.003-06:002024-03-04T10:41:28.618-06:00Miley Cyrus Gets Better<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1nymFFX2PXS4gkoG09OoDBGBCE-wSAIKz-7DRhXPhoMO1zxBwN5nEiJZ9b6Cezo6he0bYdYaWECVXaBkoicB1lou6hBL3Uk2TH8_f5QECLdCgGzEAZfkoYst71MsIDkbDI86xy0AYSJtL37LwP0noPh2sRjkTNac9TedmhR8Dc_6tNCL2G3HLg0WsgOdZ/s822/miley.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="822" data-original-width="689" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1nymFFX2PXS4gkoG09OoDBGBCE-wSAIKz-7DRhXPhoMO1zxBwN5nEiJZ9b6Cezo6he0bYdYaWECVXaBkoicB1lou6hBL3Uk2TH8_f5QECLdCgGzEAZfkoYst71MsIDkbDI86xy0AYSJtL37LwP0noPh2sRjkTNac9TedmhR8Dc_6tNCL2G3HLg0WsgOdZ/s320/miley.png" width="268" /></a></div><br /> I haven't written about Miley Cyrus in a long time because who cares. These last couple of years all famous people have blurred into some kind of massive blob where I can't tell one from the other. TikTok, Instagram, X, etc., have made so many people famous who really even cares anymore, you can't keep track of them. Here today gone later today. I just wanted I mostly just wanted to say I like her dress and she gets better looking as she gets older. Even though she's only 31 - younger than Taylor Swift by the way - which to me seems extremely hard to believe but okay whatever. I'm tired of arguing about it. <p></p><p>She obviously has fans even though I think I can name maybe one song she does so I hope she doesn't get up on stage and do that one song over and over while her <u><i><b><a href="https://deceiverjr.blogspot.com/2021/07/miley-cyrus-wants-sugar-cube.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">tongue is hanging out </span></a></b></i></u>but these days what with the internet and you people getting stupider every day she probably does and you don't even notice.<br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-68195188304662360322024-02-29T11:05:00.003-06:002024-02-29T16:19:53.839-06:00Drea de Matteo Gets Rich<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2i54nGkUyKe-Cf_H1npC1sER7D7vYJsMCcYGLDaYxJYM8DTb6oyITN1elOeTrc7wyQkQMtHrzubz8h4C5DOqOU99Bv8D7zKm-lGsh6y_ljJWJe6wyHJyxQjaF-neEnH7c3mRX22QE-ypFeUZlc_L0AgC1O0ajfNmbZ-WQrB92l7ub-XKPV-F1DxruyDsh/s893/drea.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="893" data-original-width="611" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2i54nGkUyKe-Cf_H1npC1sER7D7vYJsMCcYGLDaYxJYM8DTb6oyITN1elOeTrc7wyQkQMtHrzubz8h4C5DOqOU99Bv8D7zKm-lGsh6y_ljJWJe6wyHJyxQjaF-neEnH7c3mRX22QE-ypFeUZlc_L0AgC1O0ajfNmbZ-WQrB92l7ub-XKPV-F1DxruyDsh/s320/drea.png" width="219" /></a></div><p>Drea de Matteo started an OnlyFans account and basically won the lottery.She had $10 in her bank account and got desperate. It's just like a hit movie. Of course internet teenagers have a problem with all of this so she talked about that part of it</p><p><i></i></p><blockquote><p><i>Anybody that wants to condemn me and put
me down, go for it. I just hope you never find yourself in the position I
was in to take care of two little kids.</i></p><p class="mol-para-with-font"><i>'It
saved my home of many years that was very important to us. And beyond
all that, it has given me enough money to start up and finance
ULTRAFREE.'</i></p></blockquote><p>I don't know what Ultrafree is so if you want to know <u><i><b><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13105057/drea-matteo-onlyfans-paid-debts-new-business.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">click here</span></a></b></i></u> I'm sure somebody that cares will explain it to you. </p><p>I don't get the objections to women that start OnlyFans accounts, and at first I thought there was something wrong with <i>me</i> because of that. But after some careful thought I decided no, I'm not the one with the problem, you are. If you don't like it don't sign up to look at her pictures or whatever she posts there. That seems pretty simple to me. And not everyone cares what you think about everything so pipe down junior if you don't want to watch an attractive Italian girl take off her clothes I'd suggest the problem is you. <br /></p><p class="mol-para-with-font"><i></i></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-75299271261814604902024-02-29T11:05:00.002-06:002024-02-29T11:05:14.287-06:00Richard Lewis Died<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfprplcoYhw8bgtLuI99YO-EkN_cihAF0qQvVSRaXEuYhASJ4o0YktdcQh1w35mBqtdx2jsXXBOxw2gQKrfpYPghFA33uGqKIQPXeiQqatgrx3WHiICNkVnC8e7TH15_6u1k4Rbb3frFVVOGfI9lzt8U6nNVcz18HQG4G2IJBLmsKE5GIQs_y3PqcTZ1iX/s600/Richard-Lewis.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="337" data-original-width="600" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfprplcoYhw8bgtLuI99YO-EkN_cihAF0qQvVSRaXEuYhASJ4o0YktdcQh1w35mBqtdx2jsXXBOxw2gQKrfpYPghFA33uGqKIQPXeiQqatgrx3WHiICNkVnC8e7TH15_6u1k4Rbb3frFVVOGfI9lzt8U6nNVcz18HQG4G2IJBLmsKE5GIQs_y3PqcTZ1iX/s320/Richard-Lewis.webp" width="320" /></a></div><br /> Richard Lewis died. Yesterday, I think. I thought he died eight years ago but that was Garry Shandling. On the plus side he can stop worrying about dying now<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-29030201780680129682024-02-28T10:48:00.002-06:002024-02-28T10:48:22.324-06:00Chloe Meadows Wants Marriage (to me)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCxvBi5DTbYNbD1AW-tVChSbjI2Nc2Vi0Ra-bMTFkmr9T9uHeQ3agFD7UjYsSvyWOOY21GZc7H_NHwU5eNQhNsfBMISlKoYBKaPgwnOEx3yZywlr7_Bd0UjR28GIir0vBqzbuOulJAxo61N0m1MF1elYSdX5jwYxpefhEDaG61QUVUasqkcIMyGe9CsWHS/s901/chloe.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="901" data-original-width="622" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCxvBi5DTbYNbD1AW-tVChSbjI2Nc2Vi0Ra-bMTFkmr9T9uHeQ3agFD7UjYsSvyWOOY21GZc7H_NHwU5eNQhNsfBMISlKoYBKaPgwnOEx3yZywlr7_Bd0UjR28GIir0vBqzbuOulJAxo61N0m1MF1elYSdX5jwYxpefhEDaG61QUVUasqkcIMyGe9CsWHS/s320/chloe.png" width="221" /></a></div><br /> Chloe Meadows is some reality star in Britain, which I will never not be amazed that reality television shows are still such big business in the UK. Whatever, mush brain, if that's what you want to watch go for it. Anyway, I think the show is called "Who Will Bob Marry Next". In case you're wondering, it's her. They say she's 32 years old and I used to tell girls my name was Ritchie Blackmore. <p></p><p>I'm not linking the source story because that would be like sleeping with a garbage can next to you in bed, plus there were pictures of the guys that were also on this show and I'm not having those standard issue "bros" stinking up the place. There's only one rooster in this hen house and that's me baby. <br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-72545986118242394272024-02-27T05:52:00.003-06:002024-02-27T10:30:53.435-06:00Amanda Holden is Boring<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj474jzD7baTAvoI-fzeS7mxXV6jmUfXq_deAlIpuKYX-siKCc-F3IPGabDQbsSBl2THKkoCZDkeYBNQTWGsESyeStLfIK-mx4FG41v3ZxGI03_dKekCeImX7mtwHGXbpD3Lr__3-uQV-INLldnRpNCle5y8MpBanPKual6KeCD4-BEJN_vPofCMCVKWVJ4/s848/amanda.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="848" data-original-width="615" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj474jzD7baTAvoI-fzeS7mxXV6jmUfXq_deAlIpuKYX-siKCc-F3IPGabDQbsSBl2THKkoCZDkeYBNQTWGsESyeStLfIK-mx4FG41v3ZxGI03_dKekCeImX7mtwHGXbpD3Lr__3-uQV-INLldnRpNCle5y8MpBanPKual6KeCD4-BEJN_vPofCMCVKWVJ4/s320/amanda.png" width="232" /></a></div><br /><p>I haven't written about Amanda Holden in a while. mostly because she's super boring, and nobody outside of Britain except for me knows who she is. It was her 53rd birthday so to celebrate she went to the beach and walked in ankle deep water so she wouldn't get wet and mess up her hair and make up. She looks good in red. I guess. I can't figure out anything else to say about her. </p><p>I think single women - and men - are about to find out that normal people don't want to hang around with people that do nothing but post pictures of themselves on the internet<br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-2867679256109817572024-02-23T08:20:00.002-06:002024-02-24T10:32:06.067-06:00Kylie Jenner Beep Boop<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXSc3yEcNVmKmAPSNGITAfmpadY_UwrMkb6oeNXk7O3fTM71RcJYoO34rR9Ir2UTRiOUeCy6BYmgwL2Cgs9q2wnDy3aKdzVwvg5zpCNTlcOfBYxAvY09wb878Nw6HhOn0EFhrYqcFGiVQMo_x__zhE8zUPKY6JqcVCIB28U5-MB0p7FxR8AZfcMK_0xCw5/s619/kylie.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="619" data-original-width="616" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXSc3yEcNVmKmAPSNGITAfmpadY_UwrMkb6oeNXk7O3fTM71RcJYoO34rR9Ir2UTRiOUeCy6BYmgwL2Cgs9q2wnDy3aKdzVwvg5zpCNTlcOfBYxAvY09wb878Nw6HhOn0EFhrYqcFGiVQMo_x__zhE8zUPKY6JqcVCIB28U5-MB0p7FxR8AZfcMK_0xCw5/s320/kylie.png" width="318" /></a></div><p>Kylie Jenner still looks like what people in 1983 thought a robot faced, latex sex doll would look like. I'll bet the sex doll has a better personality. I haven't been here for like a week and this is what I come back too. </p><p>See, this is why I haven't been here for a week. It's all Jennifer Lopez, Saweetie and a somewhat lifelike latex sex doll. You people really are pathetic.<br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-41860854377482118192024-02-23T08:20:00.001-06:002024-02-23T17:31:46.196-06:00Saweetie Sees Red<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt0Tl_OsMzu9ZyEIomNOQ2H0WXlTf6OnCrefMShKjLXr0ZmgDuAL3lRXjXqdNJ5fi0JK-v4WF3R2gNKxWS5H9t4VOsBVce0kK8otJ-qm-Iq_Qax9Ioi7VOs8i0j6YEDaKw7FYcUhyT5FceMrewL0njMaL3RVeo0F6WIB0cws8TLUCQ5LBd2Xhoyb7J8gOS/s885/saweeti.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="885" data-original-width="616" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt0Tl_OsMzu9ZyEIomNOQ2H0WXlTf6OnCrefMShKjLXr0ZmgDuAL3lRXjXqdNJ5fi0JK-v4WF3R2gNKxWS5H9t4VOsBVce0kK8otJ-qm-Iq_Qax9Ioi7VOs8i0j6YEDaKw7FYcUhyT5FceMrewL0njMaL3RVeo0F6WIB0cws8TLUCQ5LBd2Xhoyb7J8gOS/s320/saweeti.png" width="223" /></a></div><br /> Saweeite (or whatever the fuck her name is) put on her best red dress, her spider eyelashes and her MS-13 hair and went out to dinner. They didn't say where she went but I'll bet she didn't leave anybody a tip.<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-62937632093964145712024-02-23T07:16:00.002-06:002024-02-23T10:18:04.916-06:00Sami Sheen is Extreme (ly average)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAQ-KzSeQhLrtmRA7CA9vsyuudCvkmQnYll9V_S26I4heakPRiM4UwYImRR0Uz6dnLY2WeyzXxx5GU2EGjX0QRMX89z1SxONX3VAuKmqjBx3KlRkbEMFn2uQixL1fBiAAxE1xR5Djj1HkbJsxwAthJqPEsWEKQ7wKqLP5KpR-KVcIyooquFydeD9cjHqfh/s780/sami%20sheen.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="780" data-original-width="633" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAQ-KzSeQhLrtmRA7CA9vsyuudCvkmQnYll9V_S26I4heakPRiM4UwYImRR0Uz6dnLY2WeyzXxx5GU2EGjX0QRMX89z1SxONX3VAuKmqjBx3KlRkbEMFn2uQixL1fBiAAxE1xR5Djj1HkbJsxwAthJqPEsWEKQ7wKqLP5KpR-KVcIyooquFydeD9cjHqfh/s320/sami%20sheen.png" width="260" /></a></div><br /> Good news everybody! Charlie Sheen's daughter Sami just turned 19 and decided to begin her big journey to fame. I'll link her <u><i><b><a href="https://www.instagram.com/samisheen/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">Instagram account here</span></a></b></i></u> in case you want to know what a girl that went to senior prom last year thinks about stuff. I don't know who she paid to get the original source story written about her but I bet it's expensive<br /><p></p><p>If you don't feel like clicking that link I already took the bullet for you and scrolled her entire 50 post account. It's 100% pictures of her. No hobbies, no cool trees or dogs, just her. She doesn't work on cars, ride motorcycles, go on treasure hunts.. nothing she just takes pictures of herself. And she seems extremely average. I think I saw one picture of her with one friend. But she's 19 so with an average lifespan of around 80 years I guess we're going to be seeing her by herself on various beaches for the next 60 years so that's good news. <br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-83347770006345064182024-02-19T16:30:00.007-06:002024-02-19T16:30:40.183-06:00Travis Speaks Out<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSlUCSVX78FPKe_1lKmaG_qYzvjguvCu7MfCKnzGcM2U0up-kozzRJGZyskt7iDQVOhVLzgUhI5Cq8GkbiBu2xteJPlKBT-p86r4xXmJ6MkKduOUd0THT2GU0AqDYI7rwqYdF23d0qq145afzaie5rnfNgIwvV3ZmD5cBK_9ccQaSfVN8b_0Nb9ql-Crct/s512/travis.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="164" data-original-width="512" height="103" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSlUCSVX78FPKe_1lKmaG_qYzvjguvCu7MfCKnzGcM2U0up-kozzRJGZyskt7iDQVOhVLzgUhI5Cq8GkbiBu2xteJPlKBT-p86r4xXmJ6MkKduOUd0THT2GU0AqDYI7rwqYdF23d0qq145afzaie5rnfNgIwvV3ZmD5cBK_9ccQaSfVN8b_0Nb9ql-Crct/s320/travis.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /> Oh good! I was just wondering what someone with an IQ of 58 thought about this stuff<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-52015798074235183162024-02-16T15:52:00.001-06:002024-02-16T15:52:54.609-06:00Nobody Cares About Jessica Simpson<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHt0am6l3yt16N2_5bqo77UaKdGepdY60IDwO5sW6hUvTIsaDlTkyHeQTaEz2yihyphenhyphenBrYx_uMyZfb-r5-8HmmrPfCsja5i-rEmF767CzM72NqX2x5SZESESTTst2JIKZRyHKB5pFRICSbSmvV0bhk-J3W5FdgPkMhTNrYd50YQldlkoKQDCCVGUczM7j7Vg/s848/jessica%20simpson.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="848" data-original-width="637" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHt0am6l3yt16N2_5bqo77UaKdGepdY60IDwO5sW6hUvTIsaDlTkyHeQTaEz2yihyphenhyphenBrYx_uMyZfb-r5-8HmmrPfCsja5i-rEmF767CzM72NqX2x5SZESESTTst2JIKZRyHKB5pFRICSbSmvV0bhk-J3W5FdgPkMhTNrYd50YQldlkoKQDCCVGUczM7j7Vg/s320/jessica%20simpson.png" width="240" /></a></div><br /> Jessica Simpson put on a sparkly dress and went on a date with her husband (name unknown) and I really have to find a new hobby because this is pathetic. Who the fuck could possibly care about this, I just do not get it at all<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-33751182149481591942024-02-16T05:29:00.002-06:002024-02-16T10:52:47.679-06:00Amy Schumer Swells with Pride<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4HnMqbmBdccrJCOW6j_JE2zzxAw1Rzc8kW6nmHJ02dLUhWspYFzo8V0cmvlRmUC0xoNpK2SaCdC9rhsGNNlkhrgaRW9MRf2LHkoMRMLik6oLxaw7GL0u3H02aP8NQxvYMkIiGQLrwQLMVYOxffF6ut3gLj9FF_h0FRUl5vZ7UKt0Pdn58ZW2PlisJdTH-/s389/amy%20schumer.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="389" data-original-width="314" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4HnMqbmBdccrJCOW6j_JE2zzxAw1Rzc8kW6nmHJ02dLUhWspYFzo8V0cmvlRmUC0xoNpK2SaCdC9rhsGNNlkhrgaRW9MRf2LHkoMRMLik6oLxaw7GL0u3H02aP8NQxvYMkIiGQLrwQLMVYOxffF6ut3gLj9FF_h0FRUl5vZ7UKt0Pdn58ZW2PlisJdTH-/s320/amy%20schumer.png" width="258" /></a></div><br /> Amy Schumer talked about her swollen face...<br /><br />"Yeah I'm kind of fat what do you expect"<br /><br />No she didn't really say that. <u><i><b><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13089311/Amy-Schumer-breaks-silence-face-sparking-concern.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">No one cares about Amy Schumer's face</span></a></b></i></u>. Maybe in the whole wide world let's say 100,000 people actually give a shit about Amy Schumer's face, and I'm being extremely generous. Out of <i>EIGHT BILLION</i> people alive, <i>MAYBE</i> in all seriousness a couple hundred thousand even really remember who Amy Schumer is. Thirty years ago none of us would even know this was taking place but thanks to the internet and social media etc you people who normally don't have lives, hobbies, or a connection to the outside world, suddenly have a way to let your voice be heard. And they use it to talk about Amy Schumer. <br /><p></p><p>But of course Amy made this about the fact that she's a woman, instead of a person with a balloon face. Anyway, I'm sick of writing about this already there's a link up there if you give a shit about Amy Schumer's face and if you do I suggest you go outside and take a walk. Look at some squirrels, pet a dog, life is short<br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-51412152813593038912024-02-15T16:33:00.004-06:002024-02-15T17:35:54.124-06:00Rolling Stone Magazine Sucks<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuJE6l1OOW8eYUxFAoDO4BpGxqIxr64eGp56FG6Lht_pdLRoJ65aCpI6yr9dvtpG7QluRlxGxVKuqXtp35qN-CPe9TjlRP8MfV4yKtzFmVaJkfPhsO90j7PFmbeHdlLe06Zd0NvqJ9e4iIxqy9Bos2zMnsxwo5mnyxFOi6TwF90-4PoWiRirSPIyw32uw7/s747/kristen.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="747" data-original-width="730" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuJE6l1OOW8eYUxFAoDO4BpGxqIxr64eGp56FG6Lht_pdLRoJ65aCpI6yr9dvtpG7QluRlxGxVKuqXtp35qN-CPe9TjlRP8MfV4yKtzFmVaJkfPhsO90j7PFmbeHdlLe06Zd0NvqJ9e4iIxqy9Bos2zMnsxwo5mnyxFOi6TwF90-4PoWiRirSPIyw32uw7/s320/kristen.png" width="313" /></a></div><br /> "We'd honestly be surprised if they could name a movie she's done since Twilight"? Yeah, I'd be pretty surprised if<i> anyone </i>could but it's Rolling Stone, one of the most out of touch publications on Earth, so it figures they don't know anything. <p></p><p>Remember when Rolling Stone <u><i><b><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Rape_on_Campus" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">lied about someone being raped</span></a></b></i></u> and they had to delete the whole story and got sued? </p><p>Remember when Rolling Stone <u><i><b><a href="https://reason.com/2021/09/06/ivermectin-overdoses-oklahoma-hospitals-rolling-stone-hoax/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">lied about hospitals being overwhelme</span></a></b></i></u>d by people taking Ivermectin? </p><p>So okay grandpa, if you're still going to Rolling Stone for news and opinion about <i>anything</i> you need to put down your bong, take off your headband and have your brain examined.<br /></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886010125130920758.post-70526531605443013562024-02-15T10:39:00.004-06:002024-02-16T15:54:04.765-06:00Travis Kelce a Real Bros Bro<p> <span class="css-1qaijid r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0 r-poiln3" style="text-overflow: unset;"> </span></p><p><span class="css-1qaijid r-bcqeeo r-qvutc0 r-poiln3" style="text-overflow: unset;"> </span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwHFkNYimvtEihEZaQQ_rfHlrA0-NMvpWkOQqUEDM7d2UwJhG-Jkm69XdiiQgcWsfRTLTCfLtnF2zazYcGyzUaGdq3gbTIuK598VjtZR7camKiqDdXLNUxL_M0LgPuEFVp_rGrieeOx4Xv8CYHFIg5-mHZUORM2IFTfurj1CLuQL1skBSE-LV5Y7-bMSPD/s639/travis.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="457" data-original-width="639" height="229" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwHFkNYimvtEihEZaQQ_rfHlrA0-NMvpWkOQqUEDM7d2UwJhG-Jkm69XdiiQgcWsfRTLTCfLtnF2zazYcGyzUaGdq3gbTIuK598VjtZR7camKiqDdXLNUxL_M0LgPuEFVp_rGrieeOx4Xv8CYHFIg5-mHZUORM2IFTfurj1CLuQL1skBSE-LV5Y7-bMSPD/s320/travis.png" width="320" /></a></div>People are upset Travis Kelce <u><i><b><a href="https://nypost.com/2024/02/14/sports/travis-kelce-wobbles-on-stage-at-chiefs-boozy-super-bowl-parade/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #fcff01;">got drunk at a Super Bowl thing</span></a></b></i></u>? C'mon man, that guy is the bro-iest bro alive, you can tell just by looking at him. He probably thinks "The Hangover" is a documentary. But give me a break the guy just won the Super Bow, and his girlfriend is Taylor Swift, either one of those two events alone would kill most of you. But not a guy like Travis. Or me. So if a guy wants to chug 20 beers and go have sex with his attractive girlfriend just let us<br /><p></p>Reverend Bobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15038729699095334588noreply@blogger.com