No This is NOT Happening

I absolutely refuse to write about this. If you want to read about these a-holes just click here. Because I'm not doing it. 

Kristin Cavallari SEX NUDE PORNO

 Kristin Cavallari is talking about her sex life again. At this point, what is there we don't know?  In fact, it's probably all anyone knows or remembers her for now. IF they remember at all. And that's fine, want to talk about sex? I'm game. but there needs to be more than that otherwise this is just cheap attention seeking 

"Oh look the attractive blonde likes to give blow jobs!" Okay and? You guys realize that, that kind of thing wears off relatively quickly, right?  I once dated a girl that was so hot and such a freak she was barely human but after about four weeks I couldn't stand to even be in the same room with her. I guess I get it if you've never had, or will never have that experience but trust me, this is very boring

 

 

Taylor Swift is a Giant

 

Taylor Swift went out to dinner with Sabrina Carpenter and oh my god who gives a fuck. Taylor Swift is done and at best Sabrina Carpenter has until the middle of next year. I'm sorry you had to read that here first. 

It'll take a while for Taylor Swift to go away because she was such a global phenomenon (think Madonna) but she's already fading, albeit very slowly. Her latest album was received - shall we say - very poorly. Seriously, when's the last time you heard someone talk about it?  Sabrina Carpenter on the other hand will disappear faster than an ice cube kicked under the refrigerator (remember Bebe Rexha? How about Carly Rae Jepsen?) . So I hope she's saving some money. Enjoy your dinner ladies. And your retirements. 

 

 

 

 

Elizabeth Hurley in Red Bikini NUDE

Elizabeth Hurley put on a bikini and went swimming. Although I doubt she actually went into the water, but still, Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini is always worth a post so here you go. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed watching it. Writing it! I meant writing it. Man it's almost impossible to believe she's 60 years old. It defies all logic and reason. I also refuse to believe she's dating Billy Ray Cyrus I mean c'mon I'm sitting right here.

Sydney Sweeney Cuts the Mustard

 

I haven't written about Sydney Sweeney in a while and thankfully she poured herself into a black dress and went to a GQ thing which is good for two reasons. It gives me something to write about, and two, I totally sexualize her looks and body which I like doing. She looks awesome in heels but maybe next time. She also cut off all of her hair which is better. I think it would have been better if it was that super short pixie style cut. I really really like those. But we'll get there. Maybe she doesn't feel like she has the face for it which is possible I don't know. 

I've always said really long hair on a woman that isn't 11 years old looks kind of weird. Only psychos and religious zealots have really long hair much past 22 or 23. Shorter hair, maybe to the middle of your shoulders AT MOST is just better.  I'm not suggesting you can't have really long hair, do it. I'll just think you're a liberal that's all

Glizzy the Tweaker Retires From Rap

 

 

Another "rapper" was shot. 

 Chicago drill rapper Mekhi Moore, known professionally as Glizzy The Tweaker, was killed on September 26, 2025, during what police say was a botched robbery attempt in the city’s Chatham neighborhood. He was 19 years old.

To be fair they never seem to run out of these guys. Unlike all the bullets they use to kill each other  Exactly how many rappers are there?  One less I suppose.

 

 

 

 

Julia Fox is Dumb

 

See, if you hadn't written about this, nobody would know. Even now no one knows. I happened to stumble across it and I don't even remember where. Nobody would have known what Julia Fox's Halloween costume was. Because nobody cares. You know who knows who Julia Fox is? Nobody. Literally nobody knows who Julia Fox is.

 And anyone that did learn her name from this on 10/31/2025 will forget it by 11/2/2025. If it takes even that long. She is a nobody. A celebrity hanger on. She got famous for fucking Kanye West. That's it, that's all she ever did. Stop writing about this ridiculous fucking minutiae just because you have space to fill. You're driving everyone crazy with this crap.