Elizabeth Hurley in Red Bikini NUDE

Elizabeth Hurley put on a bikini and went swimming. Although I doubt she actually went into the water, but still, Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini is always worth a post so here you go. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed watching it. Writing it! I meant writing it. Man it's almost impossible to believe she's 60 years old. It defies all logic and reason. I also refuse to believe she's dating Billy Ray Cyrus I mean c'mon I'm sitting right here.

Sydney Sweeney Cuts the Mustard

 

I haven't written about Sydney Sweeney in a while and thankfully she poured herself into a black dress and went to a GQ thing which is good for two reasons. It gives me something to write about, and two, I totally sexualize her looks and body which I like doing. She looks awesome in heels but maybe next time. She also cut off all of her hair which is better. I think it would have been better if it was that super short pixie style cut. I really really like those. But we'll get there. Maybe she doesn't feel like she has the face for it which is possible I don't know. 

I've always said really long hair on a woman that isn't 11 years old looks kind of weird. Only psychos and religious zealots have really long hair much past 22 or 23. Shorter hair, maybe to the middle of your shoulders AT MOST is just better.  I'm not suggesting you can't have really long hair, do it. I'll just think you're a liberal that's all

Glizzy the Tweaker Retires From Rap

 

 

Another "rapper" was shot. 

 Chicago drill rapper Mekhi Moore, known professionally as Glizzy The Tweaker, was killed on September 26, 2025, during what police say was a botched robbery attempt in the city’s Chatham neighborhood. He was 19 years old.

To be fair they never seem to run out of these guys. Unlike all the bullets they use to kill each other  Exactly how many rappers are there?  One less I suppose.

 

 

 

 

Julia Fox is Dumb

 

See, if you hadn't written about this, nobody would know. Even now no one knows. I happened to stumble across it and I don't even remember where. Nobody would have known what Julia Fox's Halloween costume was. Because nobody cares. You know who knows who Julia Fox is? Nobody. Literally nobody knows who Julia Fox is.

 And anyone that did learn her name from this on 10/31/2025 will forget it by 11/2/2025. If it takes even that long. She is a nobody. A celebrity hanger on. She got famous for fucking Kanye West. That's it, that's all she ever did. Stop writing about this ridiculous fucking minutiae just because you have space to fill. You're driving everyone crazy with this crap.

 

 

 

Baby Uiie Shot. Of Course

 

CRaZy news! "rapper" Baby Uiie was shot in the street over something that I'm sure was important...

 Police said officers responded to the intersection of 69th Street and Figueroa Street just after 11 p.m., where they found a man suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene.

According to witnesses, Jabari had approached a vehicle moments before shots were fired. 

What a surprise. I guess we can ad him to the list.  Sorry to see you go Baby Uiie I hardly new you.

 

 

sydney sweeney

Sydney Sweeney went to a dog food show or something but didn't wear a bra under her chain-mail dress. What a goddamn nerd. I absolutely love how The Daily Mail pixelated over her boobs so you can't see them, like they put my grandmother in charge of their website, and that place isn't just an open sewer of some of the worst opinions and full of the worst people on the internet. 

I'm really not all that disappointment with their decision though because I've seen boobs. A lot of boobs. I've had plenty of girlfriends, and one was even a "dancer" and her friends would show you their boobs just because it was Wednesday, and I can tell you from my vast experience that they all pretty much - for the most part - look basically the same. Obviously some are bigger, some are smaller, and there might be variations in shape but yep, they all pretty much look like boobs. At the risk of sounding jaded, if you've seen one boob, you've seen them all.

So don't be too disappointed you aren't seeing a faint outline of Sydney Sweeney's boobs, hey here's an idea. Go outside, talk to other people and get a girlfriend. She'll even let you touch them. Loser.  

 !!!SEXY PRE-POSTING UPDATE!!!

I've seen the uncensored pics and you should too. I'm just saying

 

 

Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise Hit the Rocks

 Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise broke up. I bet you didn't even know they were a couple. I sure didn't. 

 'Things were moving fast and she started to get a little uncomfortable with how fast it was going,' the insider shared. (Ana) 'put the brakes on' but 'still likes [Tom] a lot' the source added, sharing the two have 'undeniable chemistry'. 

 So there you have it. I like Tom Cruise I guess. As much as you can like an actor you've never met. In other words I have nothing against him. Ana de Armas is hot, but I don't think I've ever seen her in a movie. Is that what she does? I really have no idea. I probably shouldn't talk about these people as much as I do since I have almost no knowledge of anyone that wasn't in a movie before 1999 and I really I couldn't possibly care less about who is dating who.  

Tom Cruise is 63 and Ana is 37 but no one's mentioned that age gap which seems odd to me since there's a nearly 30 year spread between them. I bet it's because people are afraid of Tom Cruise. Like I said I'm mostly indifferent to him but he seems like a fucking lunatic for some reason. Anyway, better luck next time you crazy kids.