Friday, March 29, 2019
tongue hanging out like a jackass that broke into Ol' Doc Henry's corn cider. Now she wants people to think she's Hannah Montana again, but I think she used up whatever goodwill was afforded her and I'm of the opinion that the sun is probably (mostly) setting on her career. You've peaked. You're 26 years old. Take your millions, buy a big house somewhere and enjoy life. Watch Judge Judy and go for long walks, maybe explore the world you've probably seen already but never actually experienced. Hey whatever, it's your life if you want to piss it away doing this garbage I can't stop you.
Thursday, March 28, 2019
the main characters in action movies...
"A lot of times if you are going to be a female in an action film, they want you to look gorgeous, be bad-ass, be capable of firing guns and doing high kicks and still having lipstick and being svelte and being in a whole different class of action hero,”Wow. Being skinny and wearing make up. That's a lot to live up to. Nicole Kidman has been a star for a long time but evidently she's never seen an action movie with a male in the lead. Imagine being a guy going to see an action movie where all of the male action stars are guys that are usually rippling with muscles, and retired billionaire scientists who somehow manage to fight all of their battles while wearing a tuxedo after having five or six martinis and driving a $250,000 sports car. Plus they have to be handsome and have a cutting edge wit that a person like Nicole Kidman couldn't even begin to fathom. Is she sure she's never seen any of these movies? She was even married to a guy that starred in a whole bunch of them. I don't know but... sure. It must be super hard to be a girl in an action movie instead of a guy that has to live up to all of those expectations. I know, I know, she has to try to gin up a bunch of controversy to get people talking about this piece of crap no one will see, so... why not make arguments that were stale 20 years ago? I guess I don't really blame her. We all do what we need to do.
Wednesday, March 27, 2019
I obviously didn't watch the video because unless it's about chemtrails, big foot or female professional wrestlers I wouldn't sit through a 13 minute You Tube video if it was hosted by Jesus Christ himself. So if you're interested in what she has to say, why not get a little crazy and click the little play button yourself. For all I know she talks about donkey shows in Tijuana, which would interest me a lot more than anything Jennifer Lawrence has to say about politics or "saving democracy" At a minimum though I'll post something she said, that was included at the original story from the garbage website I originally saw this at.
“I know it’s hard to talk about politics these days,” says Lawrence, who announced last year that she would take a temporary break from acting to focus on her advocacy. “But, look, the government is ours. We pay for it, so it needs to work for us, and right now, it doesn’t.”It's hard to talk about politics these days because people like you never shut the fuck up about it. But you know what? Do your thing. I'm sure you think this'll add another dimension to your public persona and maybe people will think of you for being super smart and maybe you are, and maybe they will. I didn't even realize she was doing this and I'm on the news and celebrity websites all day long. Well most of the day. Okay I skim them in the morning, but you'd think there would've been more news about her taking a break from acting to fix politics, instead of her taking a break because she can't open a movie on her own.
Saturday, March 23, 2019
broke the news...
We just told the crew, that, though we are very, very excited to be moving into our 15th season, it will be our lastThis is apparently big news. It's all over the internet for some reason. Hell it's even on Bing's front page. Yes I use Bing okay? I'll be honest, I got tired of Google's shit. Like I need to know it's some 16th century Bulgarian linguist's birthday. I mean seriously, who gives a shit. People that pretend to read old books and tweet pictures of libraries that's who. Sure you may know what some author said about something, but can you change a tire? No. Guess what, if you're car is broken down on the side of the road in the pouring rain in the middle of the night, no one gives a shit what Gore Vidal said about anything. Well, anyway, I couldn't pick any of these guys out of a line up but I wish them all the best. Good luck in your future endeavors Supernatural people. Whoever you are.
Friday, March 22, 2019
cast in a new TV series. Again, I'm not really sure why this is news but it's everywhere for some bizarre reason. I didn't realize people were waiting so desperately for Katherine Heigl to return to television but I guess they are. Okay she's attractive sure but so what? I've heard some really awful things about her, but that's really none of our business is it. Just go watch your show.
Deadwood is getting a new movie! I wouldn't have known or given a fuck about this but it's all over the news/entertainment sites. Why? Because you people won't let this shit die that's why. It was a TV show - A cable TV show on top of it all - that went off the air 13 years ago in 2006. I don't understand. What's with you people? Who could possibly give a fuck. This is it? This is how you want to live your lives? Clinging excitedly, to the hope that they'll make a movie about Deadwood? Seriously? Whatever it's your life. If you want to waste it in front of a television set watching fake cowboys, with fake problems that's fine with me. At least it keeps you off the streets, out of traffic, and away from me.
Thursday, March 21, 2019
net worth of around $350 million dollars, with some estimates I've seen as high as $600 million. So when the time comes let's eat her first.She's likely all gristle by now but that's not really the point.
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
Monday, March 18, 2019
Sunday, March 17, 2019
Saturday, March 16, 2019
a burlap sack full of broken pool cues.
Friday, March 15, 2019
Taylor Swift and her legs in a while, and I saw this and I thought, "hey, why not?" I wasn't even going to write anything else today (hence that Lara Gooding or whatever her name is garbage from before). It's all part of the creative process you probably so rarely get to see.
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Jennifer Lawrence took her robot face out to dinner. Maybe it was excited and that's why it's so shiny. Every one of those words is a link to a different Jennifer Lawrence story sort of as a way to show her face looks the same no matter what, and that was a lot of work so you better click on them. It was so much work in fact, that I had eight different ones to link, but I gave up.
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
the link where I saw it in case you're a glutton for punishment. Instead I'd ask where she got the time machine so she could travel back to 1975 to meet her husband Mr. Hairychest McGoldchainface. Next time she goes maybe she can bring me back 1975 era Linda Ronstadt.
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
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Wednesday, March 6, 2019
this picture on her Instagram with the caption "Who says I'm not a mermaid". I don't know what getting a bunch of leaves tattooed down your back has to do with being a mermaid, but after this she could tell me she was The King of the Moon People and I'd be fine with it.
The linked article starts off like this...
Brie Larson can’t stop channeling her onscreen alter ego, Captain Marvel.When I read that sentence, to me that means she is Captain Marvel. I thought Captain Marvel was a dude? I could be wrong, I know almost nothing about comic book people, and I'll never ever, see this pile of shit movie, I guess I just saw that and was curious but okay that's all over now. You don't have to answer my original question I do not care anymore. Seriously don't.
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
I have no dog in this fight anymore this is all coming from a legal viewpoint now. All of this happened while they were at a hockey game. A game enjoyed strictly by dopes. I guess we'll see where this winds up. My guess would be Kate moving on to the next thing and Pete having another hissy fit on Twitter.
Monday, March 4, 2019
G-Easy". Jesus...these fucking people... anywhoo for a black girl she sure seems to like her some white boys
Friday, March 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1101215157689057280just a normal bed with white sheets. Most of the stories I read about her while "researching" this story said the picture "worried her fans" but exactly zero of the stories I read said what it is she does. News broadcaster? Sexy Meteorologist? She only has 183,000 followers on Instagram and I'd guess at least a quarter of those are probably fake. I know normal, non-famous people with 10s of thousands of Instagram followers. Either way she posted this craption on the photo...
Thank you for your kind messages. I am feeling well and ready to recover from a little op and a biopsy. I am awaiting results and some further tests, mostly precautionary. Sending love, Christine.'Good it was all "precautionary". You don't want to do this too often though, and get all that make up all over those white sheets, you'll never get it out.
I swear her name wasn't mentioned) thought it would be a cute idea to have a picture taken on a big piece of ice in Iceland until she started to float away into the horizon. Should I have laughed as hard as I did? Because I'm laughing as I type this, is that mean? Whatever funny is funny. Of course her granddaughter had the photos copyrighted why wouldn't she? Soon her grandmother will be all over t-shirts and coffee mugs all while she enjoys her trip around the world on her little ice island (Don't worry she was rescued. Crybabies.)