Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Wilco is Still a Thing

Wilco canceled their May 7 concert in Indiana...

 “We are canceling our May 7 show at the Murat in Indianapolis. The ‘Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act’ feels like thinly disguised legal discrimination to us. Hope to get back to the Hoosier State someday soon, when this odious measure is repealed. Refunds available at point of purchase,”

They should probably cancel their shows in these other 19 states then because those 19 states have very similar laws. I'm not sure which is more surprising, the fact that every one is freaking out over what seems to be a pretty common thing, or the fact that Wilco still has shows to cancel.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Clash of the Stupid

Apparently there's such a thing as Instagram feuds. Hey D-List celebrities have to stay in the public eye somehow and if you go by the picture since Blac Chyna (?) spends all of her time in fat ninja school she has to pick fights with teenagers that are slightly more famous then her otherwise who would know who she is? But I did notice that Kylie seems to run around a lot in a cape so you never know maybe this whole thing will turn into a super hero fight for really dumb people.

Jennifer Lopez is Attractive

For some reason I wish I didn't think Jenifer Lopez was so goddamn hot. I heard she's a terrible person. As coincidence would have it, I'm horribly shallow and enjoy having sex with attractive women so lucky me!

Monday, March 23, 2015

Gwen Stefani is Immortal

I haven't really seen much to write about but then I haven't really been looking either. Luckily someone mentioned Gwen Stefani and since I'd like to have sex with her I started looking for pictures. Mainly for research purposes only. For instance, the image on the left is her in the mid to late 90's. The image on the right is her from sometime in the last eight weeks. Is she still married to the guy from that terrible "alternative" band Bush? I guess living with a gay man really does keep you young.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow is Tough

 Noted idiot Gwyneth Paltrow posted an old picture of herself I guess for "Throwback Thursday" because stupid internet things are fun, and it's from when - as the Daily Mail puts it - "Gwyneth Paltrow was just a budding actress trying to make it in Hollywood." It must've been a very difficult time for her struggling like that. What with only a movie director father, a famous actress for a mother, and a small $10 million dollar trust fund when she arrived it's really a miracle she managed to survive at all.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Charlotte McKinney is Popular

Charlotte McKinney is number seven for searches on Google and I'm trying to figure out why. I bet she's really good at video games or something.

Of Course Jhonni Blaze Has a Sex Tape

I guess Jhonni Blaze is on a TV show called 'Love and Hip Hop New York'  And of course she has a sex tape now because who doesn't? If you can't watch Animal Planet on the mating habits of the Florida manatee right now I bet you could probably find it online somewhere...
I like to joke I don't care....... But this is what happens when you or your daddy's connect fall through with the drugs and you relapse on the red carpet.... Wtf is she wearing? She got her daddy cup on in her pants LOL"
She added that she's been a "thot" in the past and said that's how she knows Diamond is one now.
"she in them cars and bathrooms with rich and Cisco to much LOL".

I linked the story I found on her right here and I even included that blurb but I have no idea what they're talking about or if that even sends you to the link. I read it twice but I don't speak ghetto retard so I still don't know what it says.

Mellissa McCarthy is like a Rail Now

Melissa McCarthy wowed audiences when she showed up at the SXSW music festival for some reason and was 50 pounds lighter. I'm surprised anybody even recognized her. They should probably make sure they have medical personnel standing by in case she keels over from dieting and being so thin.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Ansel Elgort?

I was looking for stuff to write about and I thought hey a new Star Wars character is treanding on Google maybe that'll be fun but little did I know Ansel Elgort is apparently a real human person and it seems he's quite the character according to pop sugar , on top of being a wacky cut up, he's a real hottie too and I suppose he is if you like junior high school students. They say his Twitter feed is a non stop roller coaster ride of laughs and I saw some of his tweets. I didn't link it for fear of you hurting yourself from laughing

Heidi Klum Is heiß

I was going to write a hilarious story about how Heidi Klum is still smoking at 41 in a pictorial for something called Hunger magazine because I guess people still buy magazines, but my feelings for her run hot and cold. Cold in the fact that I usually don't find her all that attractive for some reason, and hot when she's dressed up like an extra from the movie Xanadu because that late 70's early 80's shit is hot

And if you think I link a lot from The Daily Mail it's because the people that write for that rag make me look like Earnest Fucking Hemingway.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Jodi Aria Sentenced

Jodi Aria was sentenced to life in prison for the murder of her boyfriend ...
Prosecutors accuse Arias of murdering her ex-partner, Travis Alexander, in a jealous rage, but she says she acted in self-defense. 
Alexander, 30, was found dead in a shower at his Phoenix-area home. 
He had been stabbed multiple times, his throat was cut almost from ear to ear, and he had been shot in the face.
 I don't know anything about this. I've heard her name but that's really about it. I can tell you one thing. I've never met the guy but just looking at his picture makes me want to shoot him in the face so I wonder if her attorneys tried that defense

Kim Kardashian is a Blonde Bimbo

Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde for some reason. Why? I have no idea. There's a story right here that I didn't bother to read but I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Maybe she's going into hiding. Maybe it's part of some big diamond caper. Maybe she's just an idiot. Who can really say? Unfortunately for her, the computer generated people have more emotions and are also more likeable