Tuesday, November 27, 2012

A Quick Test

I can't find anything worth writing about and I'm kinda bored so I came up with a little quiz for you. Ready? One of these women is 26 years old, and the other just recently turned 50. Which one is which? There is no answer key because if you get it wrong you're a brain damaged dumb ass and shouldn't be reading this anyway.  I've never been very good at giving quizzes that's why I couldn't be a teacher. Well...that and all that other stuff but I don't really talk about that much anymore.

Monday, November 26, 2012

What Happened to Pamela Anderson's Head?

I swiped this story about model (?) Alice Eve (?) from WWTDD because I'm lazy and also because when I first saw this picture I thought Pamela Anderson had suddenly developed Down's Syndrome, which probably wouldn't be bad if you wanted to sleep with her because she'd be easier to trick than usual.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Justin Bieber is a Huge Stud Now

 Tired of getting sand kicked in your face?  Justin Bieber sure was so he started pumping iron, instead of having big burly guys pumping him. Allegedly.
Bieber’s gone buff! Justin Bieber flaunted his six pack abs in the latest photo he posted on his Twitter page. The singer looked noticeably toned in the photo, wearing tracksuit pants that made his white boxer briefs visible.
Every story about this should be titled..."Justin Bieber Shows of his 'Muscles'" making sure to put the word muscles in quotation marks. I bet at the rate he's going, he can win third or fourth place in an IFBB Women's Fitness Bikini  Model contest with no problem at all.