Monday, July 16, 2018

Fergie Has Opposable Feet

Fergie was out with one of her kids although I'm not sure which one. Probably Fergie Jr. What the heck is with her foot? Maybe she's adapted for tree climbing, that's just my theory anyway.

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Friday, July 13, 2018

AnnaLynne McCord Does Stuff

Here's the person I was talking about in the Lena Dunham post that I said was wearing a tight skirt. Her name is AnnaLynne McCord and I've even written about her before. A couple of times. I still have no idea what she does, or where she does it. She is utterly forgettable. I bet she's married to someone like Harry Cavill or maybe some other guy that's sort of fake handsome, in his late 30's and also kind of famous but not really. It's also unfair of me to call her a brain damaged, D-List, sub-moron without even knowing her but in my defense, just look at her. Sorry I'm just in a bad mood, for all I know she helps blind kids, and abandoned puppies and isn't a soulless Hollywood starlet.

Lena Dunham is All Natural

I was going to write about some attractive, blonde D-Lister in a skin tight, very short skirt who's name I didn't catch because what difference could it possibly make but I quickly decided to write about Human Bean Bag, Lena Dunham instead. This much more important story was that the fender bender Lena Dunham was involved in when this picture was taken, exposed her habit of buying little dogs so she could drink their blood. Probably.

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Jessica Simson Rocks

Jessica Simpson dressed like this for her 38th birthday party but it wasn't made clear why. Maybe she was going to a Poison/Cinderella concert to celebrate.

Personal Opinion Piece

No Larry David isn't dead. I have no idea if his new show is starting, and I couldn't possibly care less if it was. I just happened to think of this for some reason. I also wouldn't care if his show won 10 Academy Awards and it was voted "Most Hilarious Show in the History of Television" by the internet hive-mind for the next five generations.  For years and years I couldn't watch Seinfeld because I couldn't stand the George Costanza character. Just the sight of him made me want to throw a brick through my TV and that got to be expensive. And guess who the George Costanza character is based on. Yes, Larry David.

 And think about this for a minute. They probably had to make the George Costanza/Larry David character a little more likeable for TV audiences, so as terrible as the George/Larry character was, just imagine how awful Larry David must be in real life. But I happen to think Seinfeld is still an awesome show and I wasn't going to let this disgusting human being ruin it for me. Do I have an unnatural almost pathological hatred of Larry David? Maybe. But it it isn't my fault he's terrible.

I know this probably isn't a popular opinion on the internet, but the internet also spent three or four years being obsessed with -- as nice as I'm sure she is -- Betty White for reasons I will never understand, so I'd take all internet opinions with a huge grain of salt. Anyway, watch your stupid Larry Sanders Hour or whatever the fuck it's called and I'll be doing absolutely anything else.

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Kylie Jenner Removes Lip Fillers, Wins Pulitzer Prize

Kylie Jenner took to Instagram (of course) to let everyone know she had all of her lip fillers removed, prompting some of her followers to remark that it made her look more young and beautiful. She's 20. Of course she looks young, she can't even buy beer yet. She was a teenager nine months ago. I swear to God some of you goddamn idiots must've been born with the umbilical cord wrapped around your neck. What's up with her friend, is she dead?

Kylie Jenner is a Billionaire

Kylie Jenner is appearing on the cover of Forbes Magazine which is set to name her The World's Youngest Self Made Billionaire at the age of 20, after putting her net worth somewhere around $900 million dollars. You do of course realize this is all basically because you simpletons watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape and even named Bruce Jenner The Bravest Man in the Universe right? You can draw a direct line straight back to those events, and you don't need to be a billionaire or even have a college degree in line drawing to do it.

Russell Crowe Knows When You Are Sleeping

Russell Crowe was spotted at Disneyland while he was taking a break from filming his new movie "Santa Claus Saves Australia". No I don't know why they filmed a movie about Australia in California. Probably something to do with the unions. Maybe they weren't even filming a movie, maybe I made the whole thing up, ever think of that? Moments later he got a black panther crawling up his arm tattoo, and bought tickets to a Motley Crue concert.

Gloria Estefan Looks Youthful

The headline to the original story connected with this picture read "Gloria Estefan Looks Youthful..." If youthful means old then yes she looks youthful. She looks good but let's not get carried away. Everyone gets older and there ain't nothing you can do about it. Except for me I'll always be young and attractive forever and ever no matter how much black hair dye it takes.

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Elizabeth Hurley Does Things on a Saturday

Here's your bi-weekly Elizabeth Hurley update. Your BiWeeLizHurUp if you will. She was on a beach on Friday doing whatever that is. She's 53 now and she's amazing. I honestly really don't know what else to say. She's 5'8? Give me a call Liz. The usual number.

Friday, July 6, 2018

Elvis Costello Cancels Tour

Elvis Costello cancelled his tour because he's battling "an aggressive cancer" (caution auto-start video). It's really awful and I hope he makes it because if he doesn't, I'm going to have to spend the next 8 months after he dies listening to how much people loved Elvis Costello even though they've heard maybe two of his songs and probably know the name of only one of those.  I still have to hear about how David Fucking Bowie was a genius and that guy's been dead for two frigin years.

Gabrielle Resse is Married

This is the Gabrielle Reese that Laird Hamilton is married to that I was talking about in the earlier post. I thought well, if some 28 year old wants to be married to a professional surfer more power too her but it turns out she isn't 28. SHE'S FORTY EIGHT. Jesus I would have sworn she was in her late 20s it's almost freaky. Anyhoo. There's your Gabrielle Reese news for the day. And probably forever.

Way to Go Laird Hamilton

Professional surfer Laird Hamilton tried out a fancy new powered surfboard while he was at a beach party with a bunch of other celebrity swells. He's married to volleyball player Gabrielle Reese, enjoys racquetball, swinging parties, his Jaguar XKE and he basically looks like he just walked out of an orgy in 1978. This post is going absolutely nowhere so I'm bailing out.

Lorenzo Lamas is a Free Agent

BIG NEWS LADIES! Lorenzo Lamas is divorced! For the fifth time! I bet he's a real catch. He divorced the brain dead imbecile in the picture named Shawna Craig. So Lorenzo Lamas has been divorced five times, and two of those are now from two different women named Shawna. Or Shauna. Spelling matters in reporting even if you aren't sure if said person can spell their own name correctly three times in a row. Enjoy your new single life Lorenzo. Somewhere out there, there's a new Shawwnna just waiting to be caught.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Britney Spears Update

Britney Spears posted a picture on Instagram of her dressed in a way I can only describe as a trashy hillbilly. There are two reasons why this works for her. And me.

1. She's hot as fucking Hell
2. She's basically a trashy hillbilly

That's not a slam at all you can trust me. As a guy that's a little older than the average internet user (not in my teens or twenties) and has a million times more experience with women than you sorry bunch of virgins, believe it or not you want a girl that can chug Wild Turkey straight from the bottle with one hand while lighting M-80s with the other. Some day you'll understand.

By the way, I decided to stop covering the asinine comments left by psychotic loners on these posts that I screen grab rather than asking for permission to use  because I didn't feel like going through all the rigmarole today. Maybe next time.

Michael Avenatti Wants to Lead Your Country

Noted ambulance chaser that's representing "adult film actress" Stormy Daniels for reasons I've long since forgotten, and the LAWYER THAT CAN GET YOU THE MONEY YOU DESERVE said he's going to run for president in 2020 because he isn't tired of wasting everyone's time yet.
“IF (big) he seeks re-election, I will run, but only if I think that there is no other candidate in the race that has a REAL chance at beating him. We can't relive 2016. I love this country, our values and our people too much to sit by while they are destroyed. #FightClub #Basta,“ Avenatti tweeted.
By the way, that's a tweet he sent that I'm not screen-shotting or bothering to find. He'll probably be a write in candidate along side that one guy that always runs for president from Key West that thinks beer is the perfect food and wears a top hat, and the other guy from Idaho with the cape and the automatic weapon. Good luck Mark I'm sure you'd make a great president. If he doesn't drive a 7-Series BMW and wear a suit to bars where desperate women in their late 20's hang out to find an older husband that has money I'll eat my hat.

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Listen to This

So here's that song I was talking about. Generally I like at least two songs from just about every band that ever existed no matter who they are. Except Rap you'll never convince me that has any redeeming qualities so don't bother, I've been saying it since the 90s, it's just noise. It hasn't "evolved" A rap artist that released a song today sounds just like the same ones I heard 20 years ago. Anyway, like I said I like this song. I tend to stay away from some bands though because I don't want to deal with the insufferable baggage they tend to come with. The Velvet Underground is definitely one of those bands. So listen to this, or don't I honestly do not care. Otherwise I'll see you Monday. Unless I see something to write about then I'll see you earlier who can tell I'm unpredictable.

Friday, June 29, 2018

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Broke Up?

Tongues are wagging -- that's right I said tongues are wagging -- saying Katie Holmes (no relation to Sherlock) and Jamie Foxx split up. That picture is supposed to look like it's torn but I only have paint and I only tried for about one minute because I'm not getting paid for this you know. And I accidentally labeled the picture "Jammie" Foxx which I think he should change it too because it might help offset his greasy creepiness. Katie Holmes said "no they didn't break up" but I'm sure they did. What do you think, people sit around all day just trying to think up lies about these two idiots? That's not a job. "The Lets Make Up Lies About Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Division of XYZ Company" isn't a place you can work. And the source article is still referring to her as "The Dawson's Creek actress". Uummm okay. From now on I want to people to refer to me as "The former high school senior" because that's when I was my coolest. I don't think the network that showed aired on is even still in existence but okay whatever you say. Good luck in your new single lives you two.

Kate Bosworth is a Thief

Kate Bosworth and her husband - whose name I didn't catch before I closed the tab - arrived in L.A. from somewhere. Again I'm not sure where they were because I closed the tab so I'll just assume that, judging by the way they're dressed, it was from Europe where they pulled of a diamond heist. Someone should look in that silver case he's wheeling around I bet it's full of diamonds. Or more likely, that's just his hair products. While you're at it ask him why he's wearing a winter cap in 90 degree temperatures.

Chelsea Handler Topless

Chelsea Handler posted what I guess is a topless photo of herself on her Instagram for some reason. So if you want to see Chelsea Handler mostly naked there you go. Although why you'd want to do that is anyone's guess but hey it's your life. Weirdo.

Monday, June 25, 2018

Rita Ora is so 80s

Rita Ora performed to 15,000 roaring fans in Dublin because it seems that people in Dublin are so starved for entertainment that a Rita Ora concert would make you scream with delight. It's difficult to believe that Rita Ora is from the UK, a country that gave us The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and The Sex Pistols. And whatever you may think of those acts they pretty much changed the musical world. And now this. No word yet on why she decided to dress like an 80s Valley Girl. Probably because she has shitty taste in clothes too.

Liam Gallagher Still Famous, Is Wolfman

I didn't know there was a full moon last night and neither did Liam Gallagher. A responsible lycanthrope would have spent the evening at home locked in his basement. I'm sorry I love the UK but I can't take a country seriously that still pays attention to the Gallagher brothers.

Friday, June 22, 2018

Rosario Dawson is Killer

Rosario Dawson was at The Edison Ballroom for the Luke Cage (whatever that is) premier. I'm sure it's good and some day you can tell me all about it. Like at my wake. I like Rosario Dawson, she seems cool for some reason. I don't know why I get that impression I just do. On the downside I also imagine she's the kind of woman that starts throwing ashtrays, lamps, and plates at you when she gets mad. I don't know why I get that impression either. But I do. It sort of makes it exciting doesn't it? One minute you're dodging a heavy glass ashtray that could kill you if she whips it at your head, and five minutes later it's sex on the kitchen table. I could probably deal with that for a couple of months. Give me a call me Rosario.

Emergency Zoey Deutch Post

This is Zoey Deutch and Glen Powell her co-star who I can only assume is her boyfriend They're the stars of some Netflix show called "Spice it Up" or "Step it Up" or who knows what the fuck it's called I really only posted this so I could tell you that people like this make my fucking skin crawl. I see couples like this hanging out in Chicago's River North area and they're about as awful in person as you could imagine. 

Koko Passes away at 46.

I saw something about this story earlier this morning, but the internet is so constantly, absolutely stuffed full to the rafters of people and their continuing temper tantrum -- or maybe it's because yet another celebrity offed themselves who really knows -- that I guess I didn't get the chance to read it, because it got lost in all of the white noise that's constantly spewing from the ends of your fingers. And I'm quite sure that they probably don't know that Koko the Gorilla passed away in her sleep last night at age 46. I linked one of the first "Best of Koko" You Tube videos I saw because there are a lot of them, so if you do decide to click on it, click around and watch some of them. So long Koko.

Andie MacDowell is Hauntingly Beautiful

The ghost of Andie MacDowell showed up in Germany at the Raffaello Summer Party and who can blame her. If I could travel through dimensions or hitch a ride on a haunted ghost train I'd travel around the world constantly too. I mean why not, it's not like you're doing anything else.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Janet Jackson is Better

Janet Jackson is in this months Essence Magazine. This picture may be from the March issue though but I liked this one a lot better and it seems like maybe she's in Essence Magazine every month so we'll use this months picture for an October blog post. In the interview she talks about her baby and and how he saved her life from depression. At last I think that's what she's talking about, you know I never read this stuff.  I'm sure it's important information for someone since everyone has depression now. Kind of like how everyone was lactose intolerant for a while there in the late 90s and had heartburn or whenever it was, and how suddenly everybody has insomnia and no one can eat peanuts or whatever the problem is this time. Who would have figured my hypochondriac grandmother would be such a trailblazer.

Sunday Morning Comin' Down

I only felt like writing one thing today because I'm running late so I'm posting the You Tube video of the greatest cover song ever recorded which was a lot easier than putting up some other half-hearted piece of crap story about some asshole no one will read anyway. I'll post the story a little later.

Monday, June 18, 2018

XXXTentacion Shot


 Shocking news from the rap world. Rapper XXXTentacion was shot to death outside of a Florida motorcycle dealership...
 The 20-year-old rapper was shopping for motorcycles in South Florida and, as he was leaving the motorcycle dealer, a gunman ran up to his vehicle and shot him.
Rappers getting shot to death seems to be like the 70's equivalent of rock stars drowning to death in their own vomit. Both being pointless and unbelievably ridiculous ways to die.  No motive was known and police are searching not only for suspects but also why I should care. RIP Temptation. Your light on the world will shine brighter than yadda yadda blah blah.

Josh Brolin is a Giant

Josh Brolin was at an airport or bus station. I'm not sure which and don't care. Is everyone sure he isn't like some weird kind of full sized midget? I mean Google says he's 5'10 but he just looks so odd to me. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against him he seems cool enough. And his dad James Brolin (that's his dad right?) was in some of my favorite movies, 1977's The Car, and 1979's The Amityville Horror, which is a good spooky story but otherwise total bullshit. Anyway where was I? Oh yeah Josh Brolin. I already forgot the rest. Have a safe trip Josh if the flight is overbooked I guess you could always ride in the overhead baggage thing.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Wendy Williams is Buggin

Wendy Williams was in New York and no I don't know what the fuck is up with her eyes. At first I thought maybe she saw a ghost or something but no, they look like that in multiple pictures. Maybe she's hypnotized.

Brad Pitt is a Daredevil

Brad Pitt was photographed "curbing the ollie" on his bike. After that he totally rode a wheelie for the whole length of the block and totally jumped that monster ramp, did you see that? Later him and his friends took the bus to see "Avengers: Infinity Wars".

Joanna Krupa is a Doctor or Something

So the Daily Mail is still writing stories about Joanna Krupa. They keep calling her a "reality show" star but I have no idea what show she's on. "MILF Pornstars a Poppin'"?  No probably not. They said she was at some medical clinic or store opening or something somewhere in Las Vegas (where retards go to party). She would literally show up for the opening of a 7-11. Here's an actual quote from the article...

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Fascinating isn't it?  People get paid money to write this garbage for The Daily Mail, can you believe it? Well, I just hopes she has fun smoking her medical marijuana or whatever her medical problem is. Maybe she's there for a personality transplant.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

BIG JUSTIN THEROUX NEWS

There's big Justin Theroux news! The guy otherwise known -- and from here on out -- as Jennifer Aniston's ex-husband looks thin. I'd say he looks about 120 pounds lighter since he lost Jennifer Aniston. Well I guess that's the big Justin Theroux news, that he looks tin. What'd you think, he cured cancer or discovered a new element? I mean c'mon the guy is obviously a moron.

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Camila Cabello's Career Will Go on Forever

Camila Cabello was at the "Capital FM Summertime Ball of Interchangeable 20 something One Hit Wonders" at some recent time I assume Friday. Okay she did that "Havana" song too so maybe she's a two hit wonder but I assume after this summer it's pretty much over for her. Remember that "Call Me Maybe" woman? Yeah no one does so if you want my advice you better save a couple of those paychecks.

Friday, June 8, 2018

Anthony Bourdain Dead at 61

Hey if nothing else at least he gets to hang around with The Ramones again

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Olivia Culpo Goes for a Walk

All of the sudden I'm supposed to know who Olivia Culpo is? She was Miss Universe in 2012. Six years ago. I don't remember people I met six days ago why should she be any different. I didn't know there even still was a Miss Universe. So yet another 26 year old, mildly attractive nobody gets an Instagram account and what, everyone is supposed to write her a check or something? Take her to dinner? What does she want exactly. I mean seriously, who gives a fuck.

Where's Your First Amendment? Oh that's Right You Don't Have One

So this suddenly appeared in my blogger account and I don't know what any of it means but if you're in Europe I guess you have to stop reading this right now. I have no idea why anyone would want to continue living in Europe. The things I read about and see on the news makes me think you're all frigin loony over there. I'm glad we left for the Good ol' US of A. Frankly we probably should have just let Hitler or Stalin have the whole place 75 years ago and been done with it.

Samantha Bee is Really Sorry You Guys

Samantha Bee returned to her show and "apologized" for calling Ivanka Trump a cunt.
A lot of people were offended and angry I used an epithet to describe the president’s daughter and adviser last week,” Bee said on her first show since the controversy.
“It is a word I have used on the show many times, hoping to reclaim it. This time I used it as an insult. I crossed the line, I regret it and I do apologize for that.”
Reclaim it? Aren't you insulted that she thinks you're so stupid? Personally I hate the word cunt. Not because it's vulgar (which it is) but because it's so lazy.  It's like calling someone a faggot or a nigger. Only a slow witted, unserious person looking to shock people would resort to using such words.  And no, I'm not using stars to replace letters i.e. c**t. Once again, if you can't look at words you need to grow the fuck up.

 Anyway, I hate the idea that there a lot of people alive today whose only source of news and opinion comes from comedy shows, SNL, and middling comedians.  The whole idea is baffling to me. I can sort of understand if your 18 or 20 years old because you're still pretty stupid then, but much beyond that you really should try something else. Read the Wall Street Journal, The Hill or even the Washington Post. ANYTHING else. Stop getting your brains turned to mush by these mildly (at best) amusing dullards.

Quite honestly, if anyone says to me "I heard it on The Daily Show and Samantha Bee " I actually think you're pretty stupid. And not in an insulting way, like, I think you're dumb and I sort of feel bad for you. Kind of like how you feel when you see a dog with three legs. "Oh the poor thing. Well, at least he's alive and happy!"

And no I don't think her show should be cancelled because she called someone a cunt. I think her show should be cancelled because she's not funny and her show is ridiculous.

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Whoopsie-Doodle

I had two stories written this morning and all set to go and then forgot all about them. I'll just save them for tomorrow because they aren't time sensitive and no one reads this anyway. Plus if I post them tomorrow I don't have to write anything new. Sometimes you have to learn to delegate this stuff. I'm like a captain of industry.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

The Times They Are a Changin'

I'm starting to lose interest writing about celebrity dumbshits all the time. They're usually awful human beings and except for a few of the ones that I actually like, I usually can't stand even the sight of them. And reading what they have to say about pretty much anything makes me physically ill. Anyway, I'll keep doing it when I feel like it I guess, or if I see something that I think is ridiculous but I don't know maybe I'll mix it up a little. I'll still keep the blog probably 90% as it is but this shit is getting old and tired. Kind of like Pamela Anderson. And I've done this kind of thing in the past so maybe we'll see I really don't know. Anyway, click the video and listen to one of my all time favorite songs while I look for some dimwit to write about.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Angela Bassett Went to the Pool

Angela Bassett went to the pool and posted proof of said visit on her Instagram. Ummmm...what else can I say? Yes? Okay, yes please. She's 59 years old you know. Not that it matters obviously it's just an observation.

Georgia Fowler is Barely Legal

Georgia Fowler was photographed by the pool at the Eden Roc Hotel in Cap d'Antibes Blah Blah on Saturday. She's yet another Victoria's Secret Angel model or whatever they are. I suppose all kinds of models are needed especially if they need one that looks like an 11 year old with a head the size of a baseball and a small teenager face that looks gross in a bikini. Don't forget your floaties Reggie or whatever your name is.

Monday, May 21, 2018

Jennifer Aniston Lesbian

Jennifer Aniston is one half of a lesbian couple in a new Netflix show called "First Ladies". I'll be honest that's pretty much all I know so far because as soon as I saw "Jennifer Aniston Lesbian" I pretty much had hysterical blindness. Her costar is Tig Notaro (?). I guess she's the one in the picture that looks like Carl Sagan but I've never heard of her.

That's one of the biggest problems I have with the internet. Everyone expects everyone else to know who everyone is all the time. "You don't know who Tig Notaro is?! You must be an uncouth jackass then." Anyway, despite the first few sentences here I'll never watch the show because I don't have a Netflix account and most likely never will. And I can watch actual lesbians on the internet if I want to. They're in a folder on my computer marked "motorcycle parts"

Taylor Swift was at NBC

It's long been my theory that women get better looking after age 30. Taylor Swift is almost 30. And so there's photographic proof. If you have proof to the contrary try showing your mom I bet she'd be interested.  Good lord she's all legs. And she's 5'10. Okay everyone relax, let's try to keep this from getting too weird. Anyway, there she is after winning two Billboard Music Awards for something last night, probably music, but I didn't even know they were happening so really she could have won for almost anything. Did she win for being a leggy 5'10 inch woman? She's already won the lifetime achievement award for that in my heart.

Sophia Vergara is a Fighter

Sophia Vergara was pictured leaving the local aquarium after she fell into the piranha tank. Ripped jeans don't look good on anybody. Period.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Elsa Hosk Needs Space

I looked for a few stories to write about but there's some wedding going on somewhere and it's pretty much the only thing anyone is talking about. I don't care about people that I don't know getting married but whatever keeps all those dullards busy for a while is just fine with me. I did see some paparazzi pictures of Elsa Hosk who I may or may not have written about before when she was doing something Earth-shatteringly important I'm sure, only this time apparently she's been captured and is currently being acclimated into the giraffe enclose at the Cincinnati Zoo. I hope they're careful with her, despite their size,  they're really gentle fragile creatures. Best of luck in your new home Eli.

Monday, May 14, 2018

Ryan Reynolds is Exciting

Ryan Reynolds was at an airport. Maybe he was helping people with their bags who knows. I only posted this for the ladies that might stop by here by accident because I know they like him, although why I will never understand. He seems terribly dull, in almost every way, but I'm a dude so what do I know. Women are a bunch of weirdos anyway. Were you ever in a mall or a grocery store and you see a hot girl walk by on her way to meet someone and she walks up to the fat, unshaven loser in the camouflage baseball hat? I mean what the fuck? So don't bother explaining Ryan Reynold's appeal to me because I'll never make any sense of it.

Is Labyrinth Getting a Stage Adaptation?

This news is at least a month old, but to me it's new and that news is that the movie Labyrinth is returning to theaters and may get a stage adaptation
In an interview with Forbes writer Simon Thompson, Jim Henson’s son Brian Henson has also revealed that there is a stage adaption of Labyrinth in the works. “Not necessarily Broadway, it could be for London’s West End, but it will be a stage show, a big theatrical version,” he explained. “It’s very exciting.” Henson also discussed the long-awaited Labyrinth sequel. “We’re still excited about the idea of a sequel, we are working on something but nothing that’s close enough to say it’s about to be in pre-production or anything like that.”
 I saw this movie a time or two like a million years ago and it doesn't seem all that memorable to me. I don't really understand all of the love for this mediocre puppet movie but I have a feeling it's because of maudlin, overly dramatic David Bowie fans, as if there were a different kind. But hey whatever it's not my money. If someone wants to throw away millions of dollars making a play I'm never going to see more power to them I guess.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Brooklyn 99 (?) Got Cancelled

If you're really, really upset that a television program got cancelled, there's a gaping hole in your life and you need to sit down and think about what's happening to you.