Sunday, December 30, 2018
is still pregnant. And people are still writing about Jersey Shore "stars". I think she was Jwoww? Is that who she was? Why is this still something people pay attention too? I'm doing it because it's Sunday and there isn't much else going on, and this is something I do. What's your excuse, being dumb?
Friday, December 28, 2018
I checked Google and wouldn't you know it? He's 5'9. I'm a genius
like Sophia Loren and people said "Hey she looks like Sophia Loren". I'm not sure why she did this exactly, but they're both women with dark hair and they both have boobs of course, so yeah she's just like Sophia Loren. Full disclosure: I never really "got" the whole Sophia Loren thing but I guess being different is what makes the world go 'round.
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
brain dead idiot named Madison Beers. Guess who won the coin toss.
!!!SEXY UPDATE!!! I accidentally hit "publish" instead of "save" a little while ago when I was writing this and some people already saw it so I may as well just post it now. Way to ruin the surprise.
Friday, December 21, 2018
Sunday, December 16, 2018
Friday, December 14, 2018
Wednesday, December 12, 2018
Monday, December 10, 2018
Sunday, December 9, 2018
lo and behold I have, how weird is that? She was performing in London at the Jingle Bell Ball sponsored by Capital FM 95-106 because just like their phone numbers, even British radio stations have way to many numbers. But being my brain is like a steel trap I switched midstream and decided to write about how this Christmas show apparently had a bunch of sex robots (pictured) delivered to their red carpet. It seems a little weird to me but I'm a big fan of the coming sex robots so really, I'm not complaining.
Friday, December 7, 2018
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
'Cameron Diaz and I talk about this all the time. We’re like, "Thank God in the early ’90s there were [so few] paparazzi. Thank God."' she added.
Yeah gee that's too bad. Also there was a story about how she's selling some kind of $4000 weekend sex bag or something, but if you need $4000 worth of items to have fun having sex instead of just spending $50 bucks on some wine coolers and Miracle Whip or something - I hate to break this to you - you're doing something terribly wrong. Either way neither story really interested me all that much I was just using them as an excuse to post that picture she took for something called WSJ Magazine. Good God she's attractive isn't she? See? I don't need to spend $4000 when a free internet picture will do just fine.'We cry in gratitude that no one was following us around and seeing what we were doing.'
Saturday, December 1, 2018
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is being looked at through a super powerful telescope. Kind of like how he might look into outer space or whatever. You see, he's the internet/pseudo-smart person's latest darling to walk into a meat grinder
The action follows a report by David McAfee, in which Dr. Katelyn N. Allers, Associate Professor of Physics and Astronomy at Bucknell University, claimed that Tyson groped her at an after-party following a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in 2009, while Tyson’s former assistant Ashley Watson said she was forced to quit her job over his inappropriate sexual advances.Are we still believing all women? Or is that a selective thing. I guess we're about to find out aren't we.
Friday, November 30, 2018
some pictures on her Instagram and for that I'm thankful. The source story, which I'm not linking, made it a point to point out that she's 50 years old. Guess what. I do not care. I'd push your 25 year old ass down the stairs to get to her and I wouldn't lose a second's sleep over it. Unless you're actually hotter than her which at the moment seems unlikely but I could be tired, c'mon baby don't be like that you know the whole Nicole Murphy thing was just a mistake. Anyway, give me a call Nicole you know where I am.
Kid Rock called Joy Behar a bitch and everyone is freaking out because the fact that Joy Behar is a bitch is shocking news to them I guess.
“This bitch and these bitches will be happy to have you on the show and have a beer,” Behar said, gesturing at the other women at the table.
“He’s gonna have to do better than beer with me,” co-host Ana Navarro replied. “If he’s gonna call you a bitch, the least he can do is show up here with Blue Label [scotch whiskey].”I have a feeling being a guest on the view would be like being in the room in Jaws when Quint is scratching his nails on the chalk board only there's five Quints and no giant shark to swallow them all whole to end your misery. I don't even know why you're going on The View anyway.
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Saturday, November 24, 2018
about her a couple of times before but I guess this is the last time. It's pretty obvious she isn't into tall, muscular, handsome, brilliant men and seems to prefer the dumpy, beer swilling, sports bar dweller. If that guy doesn't have at least one hockey jersey he wears at least once a week I'll eat my hat.
life in prison for violating probation and (allegedly) offering to pay $30,000 for a hit on some guy named Tadpole or whatever the fuck his name is, along with various other criminal acts whatever they may be. I'm finished writing about this sub-moron so you can click the link and watch the story if you feel so compelled, but be forewarned, there's a lot of strong language. Or at least I think there is because I can't understand a word of what anyone says. He wants to be locked up for life and I say, so be it. Just give it to him. No one will miss him.
Friday, November 23, 2018
Amanda Holden shows up in the Maldives. She's famous in Britain (so not famous at all) and I'm not exactly sure for what reason, because what possible reason could there be, but who cares. She's famous in my heart and really that's the important thing. I'm sure she was probably there with her ridiculous husband and stupid kids (not pictured) but her having kids and an ex some day wouldn't bother me at all. I mean they'd be on the opposite side of the world from us as her and I start a new master race of beautiful people.
Friday, November 16, 2018
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
Lots of stuff about the People's Choice Awards today I guess. So much so I have stuff I won't bother posting until tomorrow. Anyway, Chrissy Teigen was there too. She blew off cheerleading practice and the rest of the Mean Girls to attend the same People's Choice Awards as all the other semi-famous people, but she left early so she could get home to be shitty to strangers on the internet.
Monday, November 12, 2018
Thursday, November 8, 2018
Wednesday, November 7, 2018
Tuesday, November 6, 2018
Ariana Grande, is in hot water for making fun of someone that's 10 times the man he'll ever be, and also lost an eye after an IED exploded in the war in Afghanistan. Any of which I would probably be mad about if I gave a shit about what Pete Davidson thought about anything but I guess everybody needs something to be mad about so here you go. And I wasn't going to bring it up, but since it's an issue now, what's with Pete's left eye? Just wondering.
Monday, November 5, 2018
Infinit QX80 or maybe a Range Rover. I've seen it 100 times before. I think she's a model but there was a wave of Olivia's in the early 2000s and they all look nearly identical so I mostly stopped keeping track.
Sunday, November 4, 2018
She's dense enough already so why not.
Friday, November 2, 2018
Channing Tatum is officially dating "songstress" Jesse J who I remember had a middling hit from some time in the early 2000s. I don't remember the name of the song or how it went but I remember hearing it. I'm pretty sure she isn't that "Call Me Maybe" woman but she might be, what am I the Library of Congress? For all I know she's bigger than Led Zeppelin now I can't be sure, I don't listen to shitty music. Listen, he was single for a while but you didn't move fast enough. You really have to be on your toes when a guy like that is single. He's a man of action. You might think I'm being a little harsh but don't worry I'm pretty sure he can't read this. Anyway, I hope they get married and have lots of kids where they can enjoy eating paste and mud together as one big happy family.