Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Ireland Baldwin Likes Fitness

Ireland Baldwin is in LOVE Magazine's (?) Advent issue (?) proclaiming her love for working out in lingerie. If you believe this you're even dumber than she is. Don't you feel insulted? This is how stupid these PR people think you are, and the saddest part is, they're mostly right. I have an idea, maybe next she can put on some high heels and do some yoga with her half-witted stepmom, Bethany Frankel and whatever other D-List celebrity they can get to show up.

!!!SEXY UPDATE!!!   Bethany Frankel isn't her stepmom. I think it's Kathy Ireland. Or maybe its Kim Bassinger who can really tell these days what with all these apps and whatnot.

Yet Another Elizabeth Hurley Post

Here's another super easy Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini post. I saw this picture and I thought, "gee, someone should write about this and -- wait a minute, I have a blog -- that someone should be me!" I guess if you're bored with this kind of thing I could always start shrieking about political stuff. Maybe you'd prefer I start talking nonstop about the Koch brothers, Monsanto (or whoever the new boogeyman is) and how pot should be legal and taxed? Yeah that's what I thought.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Jessica Simpson is Doing This on Purpose

Jessica Simpson once again posted a picture of herself (a "selfie") looking like a 70's or early 80's porn star and I have to be honest, I'm diggin' where this is going. She's 37 years old so it's entirely possible that she realizes this right? If she was 21 years old I'd understand that the whole 1974-1979 aesthetic would be mostly lost to her but she's almost 40. Anyway, I don't know what she's up to but I guess I'll just have to imagine it. And believe me, I can -- and will -- imagine a lot. 

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Maria Menounos Had Brain Surgery

Maria Menounos shared a video on her Instagram of her in the hospital after her brain surgery...

“This video was taken 24 hours after my brain surgery. I still can’t believe that you can eat and speak normally so soon after. It was hard to keep my eyes open bc i was seeing double at this point,”

 “On my 6 month anniversary I wanted to share this so if you are about to go through this you can see with your own eyes what it can be like. Everyone is different...but if I can ease your fears a bit I would like to.”
Man that's really awful. I can't imagine how terrifying that must be. So you know what? I'm not going to think about it. It's nice that she's alright.

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Saturday With Presley Gerber

The original story (which I'm not linking) said Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber took a break from "his tough schedule" -- from what I don't know, probably being Cindy Crawford's son I guess -- to walk around on a beach in Miami. It also complimented him on his "model physique". I'm not sure what he models but by the looks of things he's a model for pictures of American GIs in Japanese WWII POW camps. So yeah good job. I guess I shouldn't be too hard on him he's 18 years old so his spine is still growing. Maybe when it's done he can grow some muscles too. Fuckin nerd.

Friday, December 8, 2017

Pamela Anderson Nude

This story originally started out about Pamela Anderson hence the story title. Plus when people search for Pamela Anderson Nude on Google this shows up. Pretty tricky right?  Anyway there were other pictures included and I got distracted. Plus I just wrote about her and she isn't returning my calls.  This was some party for some lingerie line she's involved with now (Coco de Mur?) and for some reason I never get invited to those things. I guess it could be because of all the ugliness last time but I don't know. Whatever man, I don't care about your stupid lingerie anyway jerks.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Julia Roberts Makes a Movie

Julia Roberts plays a bag lady in her newest movie, "Julia Roberts the Bag Lady". She hid all of her glamour to appear as a homeless crack head in this gripping tale of loss and seduction. I'm kidding. It's a movie called Ben is Back but I accidentally closed the page where I was reading about it and I'm not looking for it again so I don't know what it's about or who else is in it. Probably some guy named Ben. I'm not even 100% sure I got the title correct. Let's face it, you're not going to see this piece of crap anyway.