Sunday, August 20, 2017

Iggy Azalea is a Genius Now

Iggy Azalea posted a picture of herself, her eyebrows, and the book she's pretending to read on Instagram. Look how new it is, I bet the first time she ever opened it was when the photographer's assistant handed it to her two seconds before. I can imagine the photographer trying to explain to her how it works. "No open the other side. No the OTHER way. No Iggy listen... turn it over so the words are up...yes that way. No wai- Iggy listen don't bite it, it's not food the open side faces you". And as usual I blocked the moronic comments left by people who now probably think Iggy Azalea is some nuclear physicist because they saw her with a book, with yet another person I don't know that has me blocked on Twitter.

Friday, August 18, 2017

Kenneth Manzanares is Guilty. Of Bad Taste. And Maybe Murder.

Kenneth Manzanares (R) was charged with murdering his wife Kristy (L) and trying to throw her body overboard while on an Alaskan cruise because she "wouldn't stop laughing at him". Dude, I'm laughing at you right now I mean walking around in that t-shirt with those shoes and that haircut? If those things don't scream "Late 30's and on Vacation" I don't know what does.

Jennifer Connelly is on a Boat

I thought I'd try to make it up to you guys for being rude earlier by writing something about a hot girl in a bikini but I hope Jennifer Connelly will do instead because I got tired of looking for stuff to write about. I know they say you can't be too rich or too thin but she looks like a bag of antlers. I bet her elbows are really sharp and hard like the end of a ball pein hammer.

I'm sorry

Sorry about that last post I guess I'm in a bad mood. So here. Look at a picture of some guy that has me blocked on Twitter for no reason I can think of. I never even talked to the guy. Or girl. Whatever man it's too bad you'll be missing all of this hilarity.

Selena Gomez Blows the Weekend

Selena Gomez is destroying her relationship with "The Weekend" whoever the fuck that is. You know what? I'm sick of these sub-morons, I mean really who gives a fuck.  Selena Gomez is a 25 year old multimillionaire idiot that's never had a job or ever had to worry about paying bills or what bills she will or won't pay so she can buy food. She's never rushed out the door late for work to find her car won't start, or worried about how she's going to pay the vet for her sick pet. And whoever heard of The Weekend. Who decides that's a good thing to call themselves. I'm sick of all of these simpletons and you assholes will be lucky if I keep writing about these talentless cretins.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Adriana Lima is Attractive

Adriana Lima wore chaps for a photo shoot in the great outdoors for something, probably the Chaps Store or wherever you buy chaps. I was going to write some more about this but let's just all bask in the wonder of nature shan't we?