Sunday, November 17, 2019

Happy Trails?

As usual I spent the last couple of days scrolling around looking for stuff to write about but there isn't much that's new or anything that really moved me, I honestly don't know why. It's all the same people all the time. The Kardashians, All of those Olivias, Plasticine Instagram "models" with tight faces, zero personality and fake smiles etc., etc., etc...Usually December is the awful month, with that week between Christmas and New Year's Eve being especially bad, but who knows maybe it's starting to spread. I did see something about Johnny Depp, and how his new girlfriend took off or something but I don't know, I'll have to look at it.

 I may be rethinking my whole Twitter "career" as it is anyway, and that's one of the last places anyone comes from to visit this shit-hole blog, but I haven't decided 100% yet. Twitter is already a toxic garbage dump filled mostly with the mentally ill that have - for some reason -  decided a political ideology is their entire personality, and reason for existing, can you imagine what that place is going to be like if Donald Trump gets re-elected? It's hard to write around that, so maybe I should get out ahead of it and hang it up now, but I don't know, like I said I haven't decided. We still have a year.

By the way, I managed to see this person's account that has me blocked and now I'm really pissed off. Their account is such a piece of shit,  the fact that they blocked me is actually an insult. Anyway, whatever, it's not important. I may even take this post down after a while. Maybe it's all just a mood I'll see.

Friday, November 15, 2019

Celine Dion is Back?

This is reason number one why the internet is really starting to bother me. Not Celine Dion herself, I don't care about her one way or the other. It's the way hyperbole is presented as fact.

!!!!!CELINE DION FANS CELEBRATE!!!!!

Oh really? All 19,000 of them? Because that's how many people tweeted about it, and that's according to their own post. And not only that, that's since this morning. It's now almost 7 pm Central Time. That's out of 262 MILLION daily users. I did the math (perhaps incorrectly) and that's 7.251908396946565e-5‬%. I don't know what that number is but it's got a -5 in there at the end so I imagine it's infinitesimally small. Just because it's on the internet doesn't make it true, but it does give me anxiety and that's why I tune almost all of it out. But I am human too so I see it occasionally by accident just like everyone else. Stop. People have been ignoring this stuff so it's like a snowball. It has to get louder and more aggressive until the day comes when opening a browser is going to be like having a steam whistle blowing in your face because that's the only way advertisers are going to get people to pay attention to their garbage anymore.

Eraserhead Meets Space Time Whatever Who Cares

George Lucas and Eraserhead were at yet another Star Wars thing. There seems to be so many of these, I don't even bother keeping track of what they are anymore. Seriously, at this point who cares. Star Wars is now like Gilligan's Island. It's some old show you turn on by accident and sort of ignore while you fold the laundry or vacuum the rug something. But they need to keep extracting money from the 0.5% of the population that gives a shit anymore, so as long as you misfits keep opening your wallets, they'll keep making this garbage because 0.5% of the world's population is still a big number. Listen man, Star Wars happened. It's like punk rock. It was a magical moment in time and now it's gone, those days are over. Pack your bags and find something new to do.

What's Happening

I was kind of looking around but there really doesn't seem to be anything terribly exciting going on. Maybe everyone is riveted to their televisions, watching the Impeachment Inquiry stuff. I'll look in a little bit who knows maybe a nice long nap will help me.

Thursday, November 14, 2019

Kelsea Ballerini is a Bombshell

Kelsea Ballerini seems to be the "It" girl of the moment. It comes in floods. You have no idea how many stories I've seen about her in just the last couple of days. That's why you see me write so much about the same people. They're the only ones in the news. Somebody at some record company somewhere is desperate for their investment to pay off I guess, so someone hands someone a bag full of money with a dollar sign on it, and people write about these people for a few months before they're flushed down a memory hole somewhere. Well, someone handed someone a really big bag this time to get them to call Kelsea a "bombshell" which I guess is true if you don't know what girls look like. I'm sure she's very sweet but c'mon man, let's be serious. Who knows maybe 30 years from now everyone will be rushing to buy tickets for The Klsea Ballerini Farewell Tour. It could happen.

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Li'l Reese Shot

Oh look another rapper got shot. This time it's someone named "Li'l Reese". You have to remember I have no idea who any of these people are so I don't even look for these stories, they just sort of appear. I will never, ever understand this. I assume since he was shot in the neck he won't be "rapping" anymore. Unless of course it's with one of those things that make you sound like a robot. "I. AM. THE. RAPPING. ROBOT.  lol.

Bad Azz Died

Oh look another rapper died. !!!SURPRISE!!! "Bad Azz"? This time apparently while actually IN jail in what's become known as The Double Whammy.  I'll assume he wasn't shot but I guess you never know, it's possible somebody keistered in a large caliber handgun. Prisoners can be super inventive.

  From this point going forward I'll try to link the last story I wrote about the untimely incarceration or demise of future rappers because I've written too many of them for me to bother with especially considering I have almost no idea who 99.8% of these people are. And most of the links to other stories will be included in the older ones.

  Godspeed Bad Azz, I assume because you were in jail you're probably going to spend eternity boiling in Hell so have a good trip.