somewhere in the neighborhood of $250 million dollars. More money than you could win in almost any giant lottery. And instead of doing something worthwhile. She's doing this.
Friday, September 21, 2018
Here's what she claims is her daily diet regimen...
A black coffee and a breakfast shake that contains one tablespoon of almond butter, one cup of unsweetened almond milk, one scoop of Moon Juice Chocolate Adaptogenic Protein and one scoop of collagen peptides . (The highlighted part of this costs $68. I can buy food for a week for $68 so she's mentally ill or independently wealthy)
LunchShe will snack on either a handful of nuts, 85 per cent dark chocolate or aCollagen Protein Bar
DinnerShe usually ends up at a restaurant called Hu Kitchen where she orders a quarter of a roast chicken with a side of sweet potato and broccoli
DessertOption 1: Two or three scrambled eggs, half an avocado and some grilled halloumiOption 2: Broiled salmon, half an avocado, kale/spinach, roast veggies and a drizzle of olive oil
Hu Kitchen brownie or some dark chocolate with a peppermint tea before bedThe most important thing she leaves out of course is, it's super important to be 19 years old. Her bones haven't even fully developed yet. Maybe once they solidify she'll put on some weight. Anyway, believe it or not her diet seems completely reasonable. Of course I wouldn't buy $68 breakfast drinks or dinner at Hu's Kitchen every single day but that's me. Good luck with your expensive diet, girl I've never heard of or will never think about again.
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Here's a link to the video where I screen capped that image if you're interested. I recommend it. I watched it myself, but once I saw her everything sort of started moving in slow motion so they could be talking about how to neuter your dog in your backyard shed for all I know or care.
Monday, September 17, 2018
Thursday, September 13, 2018
told InStyle Magazine some female stars lie about how much they diet and exercise...
I just like it when everyone’s honest. If you are 20 pounds underweight and talk about eating pizza and fried chicken all the time, that’s not going to make people feel good about themselves. If I’m going to the Oscars or having a movie premiere — I won’t lie — I’m probably eating differently from how I would in my regular life to fit into those dresses. And I feel comfortable saying that.Stars lie? The Hell you say. Later she visited The Weather Channel to talk about how the sky is blue, and rain is wet.
|Pictured: Not Mark Bird|
Sociology professor Mark Bird hates Donald Trump. He hates him so much that he shot himself in the arm. Of course he did. He'll survive since he only shot himself in the arm, or as it's otherwise known, "the heroes wound", well, that's what I call it anyway because all movie heroes get shot in the arm.
Maybe next time he should aim a little higher...
A CSN student was also near the bathroom when the shooting happened. Bird told her “he’s protesting Trump and that he shot himself because of that,” according to the report.He was subsequenty arrested on some pretty serious charges so maybe he can continue his little protest in the prison hospital.
Court records show Bird was charged last month with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property.Yikes. All felonies that probably carry pretty substantial jail time. For the record I consider substantial jail time, any time you have to sleep overnight in jail because fuck that shit. Crazy fucking idiot. Do you people realize these nutbags are teaching your children's classes at those very, very expensive colleges? Whatever it's your money if you want to raise a bunch of idiots I'm not going to stop you. I'll be dead by the time they're in charge of everything anyway.