Friday, November 16, 2018

Rachel Wiesz is Devoted

Rachel Weisz - or however you spell it -  took the baby that she'll bite the head off of later during her set during the "Never Say Die" Black Sabbath tribute performance later tonight for a final walk.

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Kat Von D in Space

Kat Von D took a stroll during a break from her duties taking care of the Rancor. Or maybe she's pregnant that's possible too I stopped paying attention to these tattoo people about the same time they stopped having 20 shows each about tattoo artists and poker players. What was the deal with that?

Ahoy Captian Ben

Ben Affleck took a break from acting and returned to his first true love as Commander of the Seas.  Or maybe he went back to rehab, I'm not the guy's baby sitter I don't care what he does.

Gone House

That was Robin Thicke's house after the wild fires in California. It's pretty amazing how it's just gone. Gone like it wasn't there. It's too bad really I feel sorry for them. I make fun of celebrity types a lot but that's not a good thing to happen to anyone. Even Robin Thicke.

Chrissy Teigen is a Winner

!!!!SEXY UPDATE!!!! I forgot to post this yesterday

Lots of stuff about the People's Choice Awards today I guess. So much so I have stuff I won't bother posting until tomorrow. Anyway, Chrissy Teigen was there too. She blew off cheerleading practice and the rest of the Mean Girls to attend the same People's Choice Awards as all the other semi-famous people, but she left early so she could get home to be shitty to strangers on the internet.

Monday, November 12, 2018

Busy Phillips Won Stuff

What awards show would be complete without Busy Phillips? I thought her grandparents were the people from the 60s folk rock group The Mamas and the Papas but I guess she's from Oak Park Illinois which isn't far from me, and I think I'd know if The Mamas and The Papas lived there, because it's all the old hippies in that garbage dump of a town would talk about. Oak Park is one of those places where you could be standing in front of your million dollar house raking leaves like like some 1950s dad, and if you cross the street you might get shot in the head for your imitation gold necklace. Don't believe me? Stop by and I'll drop you off over there. If you make it back alive I'll owe you a Coke.

Sarah Silverman is Punk

Sarah Silverman also attended The People's Choice Awards. No one mentioned if she was there with anyone but at least she took her sneer while wearing a dress that was designed by Cap'n Crunch.