Sunday, January 20, 2019

Jennifer Garner Carries a Coffee Cup

After blowing this stupid blog off for a week or whatever, I decided to look around and see if there was anything worth talking about. There isn't really. Oh, the usual people are wetting their pants - as usual - over Donald Trump for God only knows why this time, and I for one am glad the almost endless meltdowns every day will continue for minimally the next two years, and maybe even the next six. The Kardashians are up to their usual, whatever it is they do, and blah blah blah. But then I saw Jennifer Garner looking cute in her work out clothes getting coffee with her equally as cute friend whose name I don't know and will never bother to learn.

Of course she looks cute, in her leggings and messy pony tail. Do you think these paparazzi pictures happen by accident? There are famous people everywhere in L.A. Even in Chicago, they're here all the time. What are the odds some guy with a camera, and by the way that's a still from a video, not an actual picture, would just happen to be standing where Jennifer Garner would walk past. Think of your best friend. Someone you know. You're both out running separate errands in a big city like Los Angeles, of Chicago, or New York, what are the odds your paths would cross? Pretty much zero. Unless of course you got a phone call telling you where they'd be.  Anyway, there she is looking cute I have other stuff to do and you obviously want to believe everything you read on the internet so I'll leave you alone to do that.

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Elizabeth Hurley is Pretty in Pink

One of my New Year's resolutions was to write more here since I've been lazy and lost my way. I haven't kept that resolution yet but I will starting right now with this new picture of Liz Hurley (I call her Liz) with pink hair. Man alive. Okay well, I'll find something else I'm sure but so far this wins 2019.

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Somebody Named Deena is Pregnant

Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese is still pregnant. And people are still writing about Jersey Shore "stars". I think she was Jwoww? Is that who she was? Why is this still something people pay attention too? I'm doing it because it's Sunday and there isn't much else going on, and this is something I do. What's your excuse, being dumb?

Friday, December 28, 2018

Jared Leto is Wacky

I spend probably 90% of my time here writing about hot women in there 40s etc. Why not? First, it's my blog. Second I'm a super macho dude that likes the ladies and they say "write what you know". So for a change I figured I'd throw the ladies a bone - as they say - and write about a 47 year old shirtless weirdo named Jared Leto. He posted this because it was his "birthday". I don't understand why you'd post a shirtless selfie because it's his birthday but he did. I thought he was an actor, then I thought he was in a band the name of which I have long forgotten and now I don't know what he is. But there he is in all of his 47 year old glory with abs and a Santa hat.I don't know if men get better as they get older like women as I've posited on so, so many occasions, but he has a big necklace so I guess that's something.  I bet he's short. Like 5'9.


I checked Google and wouldn't you know it? He's 5'9. I'm a genius

Kendall Jenner has a Flat Tummy

Kendall Jenner posted this picture to her Instagram and someone wrote a story about it complimenting her on her flat "tummy". She's 23 years old, she supposed to have a flat stomach. She hasn't had enough time to get fat yet. Plus, after looking at her for a while she looks like one of those people that can eat Doritos and cupcakes for breakfast never do one single sit up and still fit into the same clothes they wore in high school. Fuck you Jeff.

Blanca Blanco Sits Around

Blanca Blanco, who's name translated means White White, did a photo shoot dressed like Sophia Loren and people said "Hey she looks like Sophia Loren". I'm not sure why she did this exactly, but they're both women with dark hair and they both have boobs of course, so yeah she's just like Sophia Loren. Full disclosure: I never really "got" the whole Sophia Loren thing but I guess being different is what makes the world go 'round.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Jessica Simpson is Pregnant

Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Really, really pregnant. Really really REALLY pregnant. I don't think I've ever seen anyone this pregnant.  No one in the future of space and time will ever be this pregnant again.