Friday, October 21, 2016

Oh Hi Jennifer

Oh dear God

Iskra Fisher is a Model. NOT Isla Fisher

Iskra Fisher is some kind of model. I think. Every time I typed Iskra Fisher into Google it kept trying to direct me to Isla Fisher. Which really wasn't so bad actually. I just figured she was a model because here she is having her picture taken on a pier. I don't know what the pictures were for but judging by what I saw it was probably for Dr. Funs Home Made Cotton Candy and Endless Ice Cream Maker. When asked about her strict diet and workout regimen to keep her model form she tried to answer but her mouth was full of uncooked cookie dough. 

Princess Beatrice is Certifiable

I told you Princess Beatrice of The monarchy of Ol' Britania or whatever they're called was insane. She doesn't even bother to hide it anymore. "Here I am dressed up like Napoleon's cat!" she told reporters.  Later at the "We are the Change in the World Climate Change Rescue Breast Cancer Alert Ball" or wherever the hell she was, she punched a waiter for not having any Friskies. Later reports that she fell asleep on somebody's jacket in the coat room were later found to be untrue.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Rosie Huntigton-Whiteley Goes Out

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went out to dinner dressed like Leather Tuscadero last night for some reason. I'm not really sure why but quite frankly I like it. I just learned she's engaged to Jason Sthrathom or however you spell his name. I'm not sure even how you say it, but it's close enough for me because I don't really. care. Have you ever seen that guy? He looks like somebody's idea of what a ruffian looked like in the 1940's. All he needs is a tiny bowler hat and a black turtleneck. Women are so weird.

The Average Twitter User. Not Me Though.

I don't know why, but I saw this video still on an article about Twitter and I laughed like Alec Baldwin finding a 24 hour ice cream parlor and I thought you might too. No? Okay whatever your sense of humor sucks. Oh by the way here's my Twitter.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Elizabeth Hurley is 51

I haven't really looked for anything to write about. I don't know why, I just haven't okay? But then I saw this new picture of Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini and I thought "Hmmm, That's interesting." Plus she has that cool British accent. The classy one not that Jack the Ripper one British people sometimes have. Isn't that weird? Why do some British people sound like Thurston Howell while some sound like they're starring in Oliver? Oh look a squirrel! Anyway, considering what I've written about lately I should probably change my name to Reverend Bikini. I'd have to buy a dune buggy and walk around with my shirt off but you know what? Maybe that's who I am now.

Kelly Gale is Just in Time for Halloween

Kelly Gale is a Victoria's Secret model? What does she model, their new "Scary Skeleton" line of sexy clothes? (pictured inset)