Friday, December 9, 2016

Kanye West Made Some Nice Baskets

Kanye West died his hair yellow. The original story called it "blonde" but that isn't blonde. Here he is pictured for the first time since being released from the hospital for his mental breakdown. It was at an art installation where he is presumably showing off his "art" somewhere. Probably at The Wacky Museum of Natural History over in Looneyville.

Lena Dunham is Number 2

Here's a now deleted picture from Lena Dunham's Instagram account of her sitting on a toilet. Why? How should I know why she would post such a thing I just got here myself. The bigger question is, who took the picture?  But really,  I'm just passing it along in the hopes of ruining your weekend. Jesus. If it wasn't for that roll of toilet paper you wouldn't even know she was sitting on a toilet.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Jennifer Aniston Does it Again

I know I wrote about Jennifer Aniston less than 12 hours ago but they keep having premiers for the latest piece of crap she's starring in and -- listen I'll be honest -- she could be playing a French maid in this garbage dump and I wouldn't sit through it. But as long as they keep having premiers, and she keeps showing up looking like that, I'll keep posting the pics and regaling you with extremely humorous anecdotes. If you don't like it you could always start your own blog and make fun of me. That sounds like fun doesn't it?  Don't be too mean though, I'm sensitive.

Kid Rock Wears Clothes

Say what you want about Kid Rock but you have to admit that's a pretty cool outfit.

Jennifer Aniston is a Private Dick

Jennifer Aniston finally joined the 1981 version of Charlie's Angels. I wonder what sexy adventure she'll have first. Does it involve a remarkably handsome blogger? We'll just have to wait and see I guess. By the way, she's in a lot of movies with Jason Bateman isn't she? If I was Justin Tibedoux or whatever her husband's name is, I'd start asking some questions. I'm not trying to start any problems, it's just something I've noticed. Haven't you noticed that Jackson?

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

David Beckham Needs an Exit

David Beckham always looks like he's lost and he's trying to read exit signs on the opposite side of the freeway.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Jonah Hill Thinks Pink

Jonah Hill showed off his new look over the weekend. I'm not really sure what it's called but maybe they could name it "The Keep Him Away From Your Kids" look.