Dim bulb and Victoria's Secret model Jasmine Tookes was spotted wearing clothes and going to lunch at The Ivy in Hollywood. Why any of this is news is beyond me but there shes is. Walking across the street to go eat lunch. Can you imagine being a celebrity? Every time you left the house you'd have to be dressed up in case someone took your picture, and then some asshole with a computer would write about it. Most of my "nice" clothes look like they were stolen off of a hobo so I guess I'll never be famous thank fucking God.
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
I knew a guy from South Africa that told me they have this eight lane superhighway there, and you know how you see people carrying baskets of clothes or food on their heads in Africa? Well he told me that the "kaffirs" would try to walk across this eight lane superhighway while carrying those things and you'd see baskets flying everywhere. They just run them down. They don't even bother to swerve or try to stop. And sometimes they swerve intentionally to hit them. They don't even consider them human. Hell, they barely consider them animals. It's still like the 1830's there. They literally hunt people for sport in South Africa. They probably don't do that in Croatia anymore but only because everybody is too busy stumbling around drunk like all Europeans.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
$25 million dollars?! What for? How come? Why? Somebody should find out what she's doing now. Maybe somebody with a blog that writes about celebrities. Not me though I stopped caring long long ago.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
on Instagram Is it already wearing a puka shell necklace? Jesus at least let the kid's cranium close up before you start with the Bro' stuff. I guess she's foreign so that's just how they are. Generally people East of New York are usually at least 20 years behind the times on what's hip. Hell you can still buy parachute pants and a brand new Member's Only jacket in Russia.
Friday, February 17, 2017
he was missing and then they found him. What a great story. I don't know where they found him but judging by how close together his eyes are, it was probably out by his Uncle Merle's still. Next time try there first.