Friday, July 23, 2021

Bob Geldof NUDE

 Bob Geldof is a James Bond villain now. And to prove it, he went to some "youth summit" in Munich. He's dressed like he's in charge of it. Hopefully not the Hitler Youth but who can ever tell with the Germans, you know how they are. And I really have to find some new sources. The British tabloid press talks almost exclusively about reality show dimwits, and the same five or six people. And most of them are from the 80s. Christie Brinkley, Paulina Porizkova, Brian May and now Bob Geldof. I've even written about Bob Geldof before. The guy had one hit song 40 years ago. Okay and Live Aid but that was a scam and everyone knew it.  Maybe I'll start looking around for a site that at least talks about this century.

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Kyle Richards Nude

 I told you I'd find something to write about. Kyle Richards. In a bikini. Happy?

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 SHIT! I didn't have anything else written for today. I guess I'll have to look around. I don't know if I feel like it so maybe I won't. Please don't tell my boss. By the way, that's me so it wouldn't do you any good anyway.

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Marc Jacobs Gets Fixed

 Marc Jacobs got plastic surgery. I think he's a clothing/fashion designer. The only pictures I saw were these two, and if the picture on the right is the result of the surgery he should look into getting a refund because it went horribly wrong. Maybe the surgeon was drunk or mad at him or something.

Conor McGregor is a Pirate

Conor McGregor bought a $3 million dollar yacht. A $3 million dollar Lamborghini yacht. And yeah, that figures. Conor McGregor is exactly the kind of person that would buy a Lamborghini yacht. If I think Lamborghini owner, I think Conor McGregor. You think I'm kidding but it's true. Someone like Conor McGregor suddenly becoming very rich, is exactly like if the banjo boy from the movie "Deliverance" won the lottery.  "I think I'll eat some dirt and then maybe go Lamborghini shopping" is what I'd imagine him and Conor McGregor would say. Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, and 50 Cent, all had MORE money than Conor McGregor. A lot more. And guess how much money they have now. It's basically $0 by the way, in case you didn't know. So keep buying Lamborghini yachts. Maybe you can chug some warm beer and do some shots on it while you're sailing the Seven Seas.  Idiot.

Rebecca Lobie NUDE

 This is Rebecca Lobie and she's "known" as Steve Irwin's "hot niece" because I guess they use different standards of measurement in Australia. Everything there is upside down you know. When they say I'm going to the basement they actually mean attic. It's a crazy place. Anyway, she's starting an adult website and it's going to cost $7 to month to see it although why you'd pay that when you could see Katie Morgan for free is beyond me, but I suppose it's your money, if you want to waste it, knock yourself out.

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Bobby Bones is Someone Now

 American Idol person Bobby Bones (what?) got married. Remember American Idol? Hoo boy what a show.  Some of the people there included, retired tennis pro Andy Roddick, Charlamagne Tha God, Dierks Bentley, Jake Owen, and Chuck Wicks. Holy shit wait.  Not THE Chuck Wicks?! Fuck. I don't know why I'm writing about this. I've never heard of a single one of these people and weddings are worse than slamming your fingers in a car door. 

How can someone named Bobby Bones be famous enough that his wedding getting written about on at least two celebrity gossip sites and I've never heard of him. Ever. Not a single microscopic thing have I ever heard of this guy. I didn't even know his name until I read the first story. His new wife is hot though. Too hot for him. Listen Michelle (she looks like a Michelle although I have no idea what her name is), if you get tired of his shit you know where to find me. Just look near the dumpsters by AutoZone. I'll be there.