Thursday, June 22, 2017

Hi Grandma?

There's a show called Hollywood Medium where C- List celebrities appear and ask this guy to contact their dead relatives from beyond the grave. Remember that next time any celebrity offers advice on politics, taxes, government, car repair, tying your shoes, brushing your teeth or virtually anything else.

Tommy Lee Likes Banzai S

Noted woman beater and former Motley Crue drummer 54 year old Tommy Lee was seen kissing his 30 year old girlfriend Brittany (of course) Something outside of a sushi restaurant. Sorry I saw her last name but I already forgot it. As I've said before the difference in their ages is absolutely meaningless to me, as anyone 30 years old or over is pretty much the same to me as anyone else. I make no distinction between a 30 year old or 50 year old. I could be wrong but it's my blog and you can't say shit to me. If I was her I'd be more worried about getting my face punched in then whether or not my boyfriend is older than she is. I haven't even brought up her ridiculous shirt yet. Whatever it's your life if you want to walk around in a Budweiser shirt that's totally up to you.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Mariska Hargitay Does Things

Mariska Hargitay was at the Elly Awards yesterday to recieve an award for her Joyful Heart Foundation something something blah blah.  Did you know her mom was Jayne Mansfield? Well, she was. If you need more Jayne Mansfield facts click the Wikipedia link. I guess I'm out of Mariska Hargitay facts.

Johnny Depp is Loony Tunes

Halloween came a little early for Johnny Depp when was in the Haneda Airport yesterday, dressed up like his favorite late 80's poser rock star. I'm not sure which one as they were all mostly interchangeable and pretty much the same. Could it be Hanoi Rocks? Or maybe L.A. Guns? Either way they all sucked. You should know I have that same Johnny Cash shirt. It was 82 degrees with 90% humidity in Haneda Japan on Monday so I'm not exactly sure why he's wearing a leather jacket or why these people insist on dressing like that in the middle of summer. I started to tell this story because it was about how he would sell everything except his private plane but I don't care about this anymore.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Marisa Tomei is Supernatural

Marisa Tomei is in the new Spiderman movie. Which one, I have no idea, it seems like there are three or four of them every year. But who cares I mean look at her. Don't tell me there are no good roles for women "of a certain age" because she's 52. I saw that picture and I was actually surprised. I looked for others just to verify it was a real current picture of her. Okay I'm lying I looked for pictures of her dressed up like Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny. I know it's not much of a hobby but it's all I have right now so get off my back.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Courtney Stodden Naked

Here's Courtney Stodden naked from her Instagram. I was looking for something easy to write about and naked women appeal to me so here you go. In case you don't know who she is, she's a 22 year old that looks 44 years old who at 17 years old married a 53 year old guy. I don't remember the circumstances but it was all part of some grand plan for her to become famous. That's it. That's what she does. She posts nude photos of herself. I guess you can't find attractive naked women anywhere on the internet so I suppose she fills a niche. Keep up the good work Corrine.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Justin Bieber is Shirtless and Strong

Justin Bieber posted a picture to Instagram showing what he does on the average Friday night. He wrestles shirtless with his male friends in his living room. Hey man it's 2017 I get it. That's cool with me if that's your thing.