Tuesday, September 27, 2016

A Hemsworth is Daring

 One of the Hemsworth brothers, I'm not really sure which one is against abusing children. Look pal, his name is in the lower left hand corner of the header picture, If you really want to know why not just look down? I would, but I'm a very busy man. It's about time you did some things for yourself anyway. This particular Hemsworth brother is taking part in an initiative to "raise awareness" of violence against children by painting one of his fingernails? I don't get it.
 'One in five children fall victim to physical and/or sexual violence, before they turn 18. That’s one too many. For the month of October, I’ll be painting one nail to represent this statistic and raise awareness and funds to end violence against children.'
 I almost never understand these social media driven, raising awareness type campaigns. Mostly because I'm not an effeminate 22 year old. What does painting one nail have to do with anything. But hey good for him. It's a daring, some might even say risky, stance to be against people abusing children. What next, being totally against kicking puppies? I'm shaving half of my head for the month of December to stop people from setting kittens on fire because setting kittens on fire is bad can't you see that? Oh you think that's dumb, do you? I can't believe it. Maybe you're the type that would set a kitten on fire. You monster. Why don't you go hang out with Hitler.

Larry Sanders Isn't Just a TV Show

This is Bernie Sanders brother Larry, and besides looking like a magical mushroom that is the keeper of all the wisdom in the universe, he's also running for David Cameron's seat in Parliament in the UK. I didn't know Bernie Sanders had a brother. I guess he's lived in the UK since the 60's. Probably to dodge the draft like all the commies did.

Friday, September 23, 2016

Jennifer Connely is a Woman of Action

Jennifer Connely looks like some kind of stick figure sticker a "feminist" would put in the rear window of her Honda Element to show she supports other women of action and drive.

Nyle Dimarco? What?

Nyle Dimarco is on Dancing With the Stars or was on Dancing With the Stars or is a dancer I really have no idea, he was just in Las Vegas, I mean, where else? Las Vegas is the one place you'd be sure to find a greasy guy walking around shirtless while wearing a bow tie. But I really just posted this picture for the lady readers because I know how much they love dark guys that are caught forever in that transitional phase between human and wolf man.  I guess the movies are right, look! His shirt even got ripped off.  But why aren't his pants like tattered shorts. Hey if nothing else when he does something wrong you can hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper or magazine.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

More like No Patrol

Johnny McDaid of Snow Patrol "fame" got a stupid tattoo of his fiance Courtney Cox's initials tattooed on his wrist. I really had no idea Snow Patrol was still around. Jesus, they formed in 1993?!  God they're awful aren't they? Anyway, that was on his Instagram, which I'm not linking so go find it yourself. He said this proves his commitment to her, to which I say if he wanted to prove his commitment, why not get a big portrait style tattoo of her face right on your arm? Not some paltry CC that could easily be removed or covered up or turned into John Bonham's Led Zeppelin symbol later on. Actually this doesn't seem like much of a commitment now, does it? If I were you Courtney I'd start asking him some questions. Who was that blonde he was talking too? What is he up to?

Kim Kardashian is a Fashion Plate.

A friend sent me this picture of Kim Kardashian dressed like a fool for... Halloween? I guess? She says Kanye is her only "stylist" and I'd say she's probably lying because only a 13 year old boy from the West Side of Chicago or another woman that wants to make you look stupid at a party would tell you that looks good on you.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Lady Gaga Sees the Future

Lady Gaga continued her decent into whatever this is, when she walked around New York dressed like a crackhead hooker from the year 2257. I like the big hat, maybe that's where she keeps her straight razor.  I don't know what happened to her, one day she was a popular hit maker and then all of the sudden, virtually overnight she's like Madonna and Miley Cyrus decided to have a baby.