Monday, March 18, 2024

Chrissy Teigen is Awful


 The Daily Mail is still talking about alcoholic, mean girl bully Chrissy Teiegn who told a 17 year old to kill herself.  Nice right? At one point in this article they call Chrissy Teigen a "37 year old", and then later they call her 38 years old. My guess is she's closer to somewhere around 43 years old but I wasn't the person that wrote the pointless story about this shitty "human being".
 

Her "husband", Emmanuel Lewis,or whatever his name is, is also mentioned in the story but as far as I know he only records standards from the 1940s and Christmas albums so who gives a shit. These two are the worst type of people you can imagine and for Hollywood, that's really saying something

Lizzo Update


 !!!!SHOCKING UPDATE!!!! This is one of those stories I wrote, probably on Friday and then promptly forgot about so lucky for me I already have almost half of my Monday posts ready to go!


I haven't heard anything about Lizzo for a while, maybe she was hibernating and now Spring is here and so she finally woke up and dragged herself out of her den. I'm not sure why you'd risk diabetes, heart attack and/or a paralyzing or fatal stroke to make yourself appealing to the 15% of the non-walrus population that finds this attractive, but I'm a big freedom guy so knock yourself out. Hey remember when she played that flute? Oh boy those were the days weren't they?

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Margot Robie Wins the Dunce Award


 (I actually wrote this yesterday I think) Margot Robbie was at the Vanity Fair after party which would explain why the Kardashian clan was hanging around, I guess they weren't at the actual Academy Awards. My bad, as the kids say. 

Margot Robbie was invited because she was in Barbie and also they needed someone to stand around looking like a deer in headlights and I think the planners made a wise choice. Where's your mask, dumbo.


Monday, March 11, 2024

Kim Kardashian is 43 (?)


 Kylie Jenner's sister or cousin or whoever the fuck she is, Kim Kardashian was also at the Academy Awards for some baffling reason. They said she was 43 years old which would be about the fifth year I've heard her described as 43 years old. But they could be right. Good for her though. I hope there were enough basketball players and rappers to go around for her and Kylie so they wouldn't get bored

Kylie Jenner Melts in Your Mouth


 For reasons no one makes clear, Kylie Jenner was at the Academy Awards. Maybe it's just her wax figure someone dragged onto the red carpet. What a horrible spectacle this thing is every year, I can't believe they still do this. And inviting these empty vessels is really bottom of the barrel stuff if you ask me.

Monday, March 4, 2024

Julia Fox is Nobody


 Developmentally disabled "actress" Julia Fox showed up at Paris Fashion Week looking like this for some reason. She'll never be anything but a weird "hanger on". Forever a name dropper on the periphery of true fame.  And yet people write about her, even me. I absolutely refuse to do any further research about her but I can guarantee with almost 100% certainty that she's a trust fund baby with a father that owns a string of hospitals, and a drunken mother that has affairs with their household staff. Allegedly. 

If that sounds oddly specific it's because I actually knew a person exactly like that and they're all fucked in the head, and they all behave exactly like her. Having money does horrible things to people's brains.

Julia got "famous" for dating/fucking Kanye West for like two weeks three years ago and yet here she is, taking up space on one of the biggest most popular celebrity gossip websites that exists today. The other one, not this one. And what does she offer the world except for a bad Lady Gaga circa 2006 impersonation? Nothing. 


Sunday, March 3, 2024

Miley Cyrus Gets Better


 I haven't written about Miley Cyrus in a long time because who cares. These last couple of years all famous people have blurred into some kind of massive blob where I can't tell one from the other. TikTok, Instagram, X, etc., have made so many people famous who really even cares anymore, you can't keep track of them. Here today gone later today.  I just wanted I mostly just wanted to say I like her dress and she gets better looking as she gets older. Even though she's only 31 - younger than Taylor Swift by the way - which to me seems extremely hard to believe but okay whatever. I'm tired of arguing about it. 

She obviously has fans even though I think I can name maybe one song she does so I hope she doesn't get up on stage and do that one song over and over while her tongue is hanging out but these days what with the internet and you people getting stupider every day she probably does and you don't even notice.