Charlize Theron Goes Greek

 Charlize Theron took her stick legs to the opening of the 2024 Olympics and she got all dolled up for the event. I don't know why we need celebrities for the Olympics, we all know what they are. Does everything have to involve famous people now? I guess it gave her a chance to dress like a Greek Goddess in a 1960s movie about Ben Hur or Argonauts or whatever.

Charlize Theron does nothing for me. Zero. I don't think she's ugly or anything and I can appreciate why stupid people are attracted to her but not me. In fact, when I see her, alarm bells go off. Big time. It's something I can't quite put my finger on but it's there, and evolution gave us these warning devices for a reason. Same thing with Angelina Jolie. Everyone is hypnotized by these two supposed "beauties" and I'm just over here with a bottle of holy water and a crossbow

 

Ben Affleck is so Handsome

They said Ben Affleck looked "handsome" when he got all dressed up. That's something you'd tell an 11 year old that got dressed up for his sister's wedding or grandmother's funeral. 

Can we finally be done with this asshole now? Imagine being dumb enough to get married to Jennifer Lopez. Twice. On purpose. Karma really had it in for this guy, who was he in a past life, Hitler?

 

 

Bebe Rexha Escapes

Bebe Rexha (right) and her friend, Who Cares, washed up onto some sailors boat, probably trying to escape a killer whale or something. I didn't know people were still talking about her, I thought they'd moved on to the next Flash-in-the-Pan Sabrina Carpenter.   I've written about Bebe before but I'm not linking anything go find it yourself you have a computer.

You know, sudden weight gain can be a symptom of deeper, psychological and emotional issues and should be treated as a warning. Especially if your entire career depends on you being thin and attractive.

 

 

Site Update

 I'll have very little, if any, access to a PC today and I can't (won't) do this shit on my phone so I'll try later today or tonight for tomorrow how does that sound. Good? Well that's what's happening like it or not and life is full of disappointments. Especially yours

Kate Faasse is New

!!!BREAKING NEWS!!! The world has a new Olivia Dunne!  I wonder what they do with the old Olivia Dunne. My guess is they drive her out to the woods in the middle of nowhere and just drop her off and let her run free. 

I don't know why we need yet another Olivia Dunne since we already have one and I personally thought one was way more than enough. How many interchangeable blondes do we need to sell yoga pants?  

Of course she's "hot" she was a teenager two years ago this is when you're supposed to be hot.

Lynda Carter is All American

 I was going to do this huge story about how Lynda Carter looked amazingly hot at 72 years old (left) but it turns out she's just another Boomer nut bag that likes to post things that seem bizarrely to appeal mostly to Instagram and Facebook teenagers in India and the Philippines for some reason so I think I'll sit this one out

Salma Hayek is Wide

 Salma Hayek went out in public wearing those shoes. Now look, I'm not one of those feet weirdos, or guys that like women's shoes, I just happen to have exceedingly good taste, and to me those shoes with that super wide heel SCREAM "old lady that wants to wear heels". Salma Hayek is 57 years old but is clearly not an "old lady". But that's what I see when I look at those shoes. 

Now I also know she's short (5'2 on a good day) and wants to be taller but unlike men, it's okay for a woman to be short, in fact a lot of men and women think it's adorable, so if given the option of those heels or a flat shoe or maybe even a boot, that's what I would have advised her to wear. Hey this is just my expert advice you can take it or leave it no one cares.