Hilary Clinton and The Fonz were out walking Sunday to show off Hilary’s new coat. Can a person that would wear that in public be trusted with their finger on the button? I wouldn’t think so but I don’t get to make that decision. That’s up to our mighty lizard overlords.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
turns 35 today. Or maybe it was yesterday. I'm not really sure it's one of those days. Anyway, I recognize her name but I don't think I've ever seen any of her movies or television shows, and for all I know she's just a hot waitress somewhere that some anonymous content provider was trying to impress. If you asked me who it was I would have thought Eliza Dushku was a cartoon elephant that taught children lessons about tolerance, and the environment.
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Monday, December 14, 2015
Errol Flynn killed me in a drunken fit of rage. I must go.Well there's another ancient Hollywood mystery finally solved. I bet they call her the Golden Girl because she walks through walls and steals everybody's gold like some medieval specter. If you want to keep her away you have to hang a ring of cheeseburgers around your doorway.
Friday, December 11, 2015
I really don't quite understand.
When Ellen asked him about booty calls, things got a bit awkward. "No!" he replied. "I'm being celibate, I'm trying to work on myself. No sex right now."For some reason Nick Cannon saying he's celibate sounds like a threat more than anything. Maybe it's the hat. By the way, I have a crisp $100 bill I'll give you if his car doesn't have TV's in the headrests. And Ellen Dengeous using phrases like "booty call" is embarrassing. It sounds like my grandma is trying to be hip or maybe a WASPy guy down at the country club talking to one of the waitstaff..."Hey that's groovy man, what are you doing this weekend are you going to smoke some "doobie joints? That would be far out wouldn't it?" Take it easy Ellen it's already your show you don't have to be "cool" anymore.
Klaatu barada nikto Tyra I'll take you to my leader just settle down.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Sheroes" so each person has a Barbie Doll made in their likeness and all proceeds will be donated to charity. Get it? They're women so they're she's, but also heroes! Put the two words together and you get sheroes! HAHA That's great! It's weird how there wasn't already a word for hero that applied only to women. Oh I don't know something like heroine maybe. Is that a word? But I guess you don't want to be selling little kids heroine. Anyway Ava DuVernay is getting one, and it's big big news and why wouldn't she? I mean she worked promotional services on Shrek the Third, and Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa. Still no word on why somebody like OSS member, trained assassin and World War II spy Julia Child won't be getting one but I'm sure there's a good reason.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Thursday, December 3, 2015
for being gay. I don't understand why anybody feels the need to tell strangers they're gay but welcome to the 21st century I guess. Every time one of these actors or actresses come out as gay they should start by telling us who they are first. "How do you do? My name is Holland Taylor. I'm an actress and I was "Angry Party Guest No. 4" in 2004's hit movie "Party All Summer" and also I'm gay. Isn't that something? " Good going gay person. Keep up the good work.