Monday, June 18, 2018

XXXTentacion Shot


 Shocking news from the rap world. Rapper XXXTentacion was shot to death outside of a Florida motorcycle dealership...
 The 20-year-old rapper was shopping for motorcycles in South Florida and, as he was leaving the motorcycle dealer, a gunman ran up to his vehicle and shot him.
Rappers getting shot to death seems to be like the 70's equivalent of rock stars drowning to death in their own vomit. Both being pointless and unbelievably ridiculous ways to die.  No motive was known and police are searching not only for suspects but also why I should care. RIP Temptation. Your light on the world will shine brighter than yadda yadda blah blah.

Josh Brolin is a Giant

Josh Brolin was at an airport or bus station. I'm not sure which and don't care. Is everyone sure he isn't like some weird kind of full sized midget? I mean Google says he's 5'10 but he just looks so odd to me. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against him he seems cool enough. And his dad James Brolin (that's his dad right?) was in some of my favorite movies, 1977's The Car, and 1979's The Amityville Horror, which is a good spooky story but otherwise total bullshit. Anyway where was I? Oh yeah Josh Brolin. I already forgot the rest. Have a safe trip Josh if the flight is overbooked I guess you could always ride in the overhead baggage thing.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Wendy Williams is Buggin

Wendy Williams was in New York and no I don't know what the fuck is up with her eyes. At first I thought maybe she saw a ghost or something but no, they look like that in multiple pictures. Maybe she's hypnotized.

Brad Pitt is a Daredevil

Brad Pitt was photographed "curbing the ollie" on his bike. After that he totally rode a wheelie for the whole length of the block and totally jumped that monster ramp, did you see that? Later him and his friends took the bus to see "Avengers: Infinity Wars".

Joanna Krupa is a Doctor or Something

So the Daily Mail is still writing stories about Joanna Krupa. They keep calling her a "reality show" star but I have no idea what show she's on. "MILF Pornstars a Poppin'"?  No probably not. They said she was at some medical clinic or store opening or something somewhere in Las Vegas (where retards go to party). She would literally show up for the opening of a 7-11. Here's an actual quote from the article...

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Fascinating isn't it?  People get paid money to write this garbage for The Daily Mail, can you believe it? Well, I just hopes she has fun smoking her medical marijuana or whatever her medical problem is. Maybe she's there for a personality transplant.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

BIG JUSTIN THEROUX NEWS

There's big Justin Theroux news! The guy otherwise known -- and from here on out -- as Jennifer Aniston's ex-husband looks thin. I'd say he looks about 120 pounds lighter since he lost Jennifer Aniston. Well I guess that's the big Justin Theroux news, that he looks tin. What'd you think, he cured cancer or discovered a new element? I mean c'mon the guy is obviously a moron.

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Camila Cabello's Career Will Go on Forever

Camila Cabello was at the "Capital FM Summertime Ball of Interchangeable 20 something One Hit Wonders" at some recent time I assume Friday. Okay she did that "Havana" song too so maybe she's a two hit wonder but I assume after this summer it's pretty much over for her. Remember that "Call Me Maybe" woman? Yeah no one does so if you want my advice you better save a couple of those paychecks.

Friday, June 8, 2018

Anthony Bourdain Dead at 61

Hey if nothing else at least he gets to hang around with The Ramones again

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Olivia Culpo Goes for a Walk

All of the sudden I'm supposed to know who Olivia Culpo is? She was Miss Universe in 2012. Six years ago. I don't remember people I met six days ago why should she be any different. I didn't know there even still was a Miss Universe. So yet another 26 year old, mildly attractive nobody gets an Instagram account and what, everyone is supposed to write her a check or something? Take her to dinner? What does she want exactly. I mean seriously, who gives a fuck.

Where's Your First Amendment? Oh that's Right You Don't Have One

So this suddenly appeared in my blogger account and I don't know what any of it means but if you're in Europe I guess you have to stop reading this right now. I have no idea why anyone would want to continue living in Europe. The things I read about and see on the news makes me think you're all frigin loony over there. I'm glad we left for the Good ol' US of A. Frankly we probably should have just let Hitler or Stalin have the whole place 75 years ago and been done with it.

Samantha Bee is Really Sorry You Guys

Samantha Bee returned to her show and "apologized" for calling Ivanka Trump a cunt.
A lot of people were offended and angry I used an epithet to describe the president’s daughter and adviser last week,” Bee said on her first show since the controversy.
“It is a word I have used on the show many times, hoping to reclaim it. This time I used it as an insult. I crossed the line, I regret it and I do apologize for that.”
Reclaim it? Aren't you insulted that she thinks you're so stupid? Personally I hate the word cunt. Not because it's vulgar (which it is) but because it's so lazy.  It's like calling someone a faggot or a nigger. Only a slow witted, unserious person looking to shock people would resort to using such words.  And no, I'm not using stars to replace letters i.e. c**t. Once again, if you can't look at words you need to grow the fuck up.

 Anyway, I hate the idea that there a lot of people alive today whose only source of news and opinion comes from comedy shows, SNL, and middling comedians.  The whole idea is baffling to me. I can sort of understand if your 18 or 20 years old because you're still pretty stupid then, but much beyond that you really should try something else. Read the Wall Street Journal, The Hill or even the Washington Post. ANYTHING else. Stop getting your brains turned to mush by these mildly (at best) amusing dullards.

Quite honestly, if anyone says to me "I heard it on The Daily Show and Samantha Bee " I actually think you're pretty stupid. And not in an insulting way, like, I think you're dumb and I sort of feel bad for you. Kind of like how you feel when you see a dog with three legs. "Oh the poor thing. Well, at least he's alive and happy!"

And no I don't think her show should be cancelled because she called someone a cunt. I think her show should be cancelled because she's not funny and her show is ridiculous.

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Whoopsie-Doodle

I had two stories written this morning and all set to go and then forgot all about them. I'll just save them for tomorrow because they aren't time sensitive and no one reads this anyway. Plus if I post them tomorrow I don't have to write anything new. Sometimes you have to learn to delegate this stuff. I'm like a captain of industry.