They gave no reason for the split and said they intended to continue their "cherished friendship".That's a good enough reason for me. Now we know why she went out dressed like your mom going to a Cinderella reunion concert by herself. Listen Jen all kidding aside you know where to reach me, I'm here.
Friday, February 16, 2018
Thursday, February 15, 2018
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
Friday, February 9, 2018
has decided to go with IVF treatments at the age of 39 (so basically 40) instead of not having babies the way nature intended. Why? Beats me I don't give a shit what this woman does one way or the other. I mostly couldn't bear the thought of leaving that greased up dude as the first thing anyone new to this site might see. Plus she's pretty hot and that's all the reason I need. If you need help with fertilization I'm here for you. This stuff I've been using on my lawn in the spring is pretty good. Wait, that's what we're talking about, right?
Pita Taufatofua is the Tongan flag bearer from the country of Tonga.
The hunky native of the Polynesian kingdom will be making his debut as a cross-country skier this time around — but before he hits the slopes he once again represented his country by covering his abs with coconut oil and carrying his flag proudly in PyeongChang. (Side note: coconut oil can also help with chapped lips and dry skin during the winter months, so Pita was just thinking ahead).Oiled up shirtless dudes walking around during the Olympics which features male ice skating, and guys wrestling sounds about right to me.
Shani Davis is upset he lost a coin toss because essentially coins are racist now. That's basically what, what he said boils down too. I hope you're happy in 2018 where even inanimate objects don't like black people and probably voted for Trump.
Thursday, February 8, 2018
Here give it a try. God. It's like someone scratching their finger nails on a chalk board. And why no one calls her a racist when she had to actually spend months and years practicing so she could talk like that I have no idea. She's from New Jersey, not Harlem, or Watts. She may as well have painted her face black if you ask me, but you people seemed determined to buy that garbage and support this type of act no matter what so what do I care it's your money, if you want to blow it on these flash in the pans who am I to stop you.
showed off her house in Architectural Digest and holy crap that place is nice. It's like a damn museum. It was at this moment that I knew she was way, WAY out of my league. And I thought she was out of my league before. Like I'm on Earth and she's in a different galaxy. Hell, I'm sitting on two old tires as I write this. I'd be afraid to even walk through the door of that place. Oh well. maybe she'll invite me over some day anyway. You know, to sweep her driveway or take out the garbage or whatever.
Wednesday, February 7, 2018
Blondie fame took a break from being Empress D, Mighty Warlord of the Planet Nooroh to visit New York city to attend the Women's Day Red Dress Awards because if there's one thing this country needs it's another awards show. KNEEL BEFORE EMPRESS D
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
that looks like this and you'll be pretty much right on the money. Give me a call me Izabel, that guy's a dork.
Monday, February 5, 2018
Saturday, February 3, 2018
Instagram for one of those dumb challenges that pop up every six months or so. Later in the day she posted videos of her eating lots, and lots of other things too. Five hamburgers, four gallons of ice cream 8 French Bread pizzas and two squirrels she cornered in the parking lot. Not for any challenge or anything but just because that seems to be what she does.
Thursday, February 1, 2018
Melissa Gilbert did an interview with First For Women magazine and she talks about having all of her plastic surgeries etc. undone...
'I had my breast implants removed and I'm no longer doing fillers or Botox because I'm a 53-year-old woman and I'm trying to embrace this process of aging.'
She first revealed in 2015 she had her implants removed.
The picture above, by the way, is her in 2005, and the one on the right is her today. Still pretty if you ask me. Anyway I have only one question. Why? You have the money and the technology exists, why not look as good as possible for as long as possible? What could possibly be the objection to that? I don't understand at all. I mean okay, if you're doing it for others I can see why you might not want to do that, but if you don't like your nose or your boobs and you want to change them, and you have the resources, why wouldn't you? I will never understand but hey it's her body if she's happy in it than that's really all that matters.She added: 'I'm grateful to my body for holding up through some major health issues and serious surgeries.'
I of course think about plastic surgery all the time. Not for myself of course because I look pretty damn good. But if the time comes man I'm going down swinging. You can keep your high moral tone, because they'll bury me with perfect hair and teeth.