Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Monday, May 21, 2018
That's one of the biggest problems I have with the internet. Everyone expects everyone else to know who everyone is all the time. "You don't know who Tig Notaro is?! You must be an uncouth jackass then." Anyway, despite the first few sentences here I'll never watch the show because I don't have a Netflix account and most likely never will. And I can watch actual lesbians on the internet if I want to. They're in a folder on my computer marked "motorcycle parts"
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Elsa Hosk who I may or may not have written about before when she was doing something Earth-shatteringly important I'm sure, only this time apparently she's been captured and is currently being acclimated into the giraffe enclose at the Cincinnati Zoo. I hope they're careful with her, despite their size, they're really gentle fragile creatures. Best of luck in your new home Eli.
Monday, May 14, 2018
This news is at least a month old, but to me it's new and that news is that the movie Labyrinth is returning to theaters and may get a stage adaptation
In an interview with Forbes writer Simon Thompson, Jim Henson’s son Brian Henson has also revealed that there is a stage adaption of Labyrinth in the works. “Not necessarily Broadway, it could be for London’s West End, but it will be a stage show, a big theatrical version,” he explained. “It’s very exciting.” Henson also discussed the long-awaited Labyrinth sequel. “We’re still excited about the idea of a sequel, we are working on something but nothing that’s close enough to say it’s about to be in pre-production or anything like that.”I saw this movie a time or two like a million years ago and it doesn't seem all that memorable to me. I don't really understand all of the love for this mediocre puppet movie but I have a feeling it's because of maudlin, overly dramatic David Bowie fans, as if there were a different kind. But hey whatever it's not my money. If someone wants to throw away millions of dollars making a play I'm never going to see more power to them I guess.
Sunday, May 13, 2018
Friday, May 11, 2018
Thursday, May 3, 2018
This story was about how Kyle Richards bought a new house but I thought Kyle Richards was the guy in that picture so now none of what I was going to say will make any sense. All I know is I can't stop looking at that guy's red shoes. And no I don't think it has an amusement park attached but I guess you never know. I'm not your mother, try reading the story if you want to know.
"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... For 400 years? That sounds like a choice. You were there for 400 years and it's all of y'all. It's like we're mentally imprisoned."
The secret to battling Kanye West's way of thinking is to not listen to anything celebrities have to say at all about anything ever