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Saturday, September 8, 2012
Monday, September 3, 2012
Russel Crowe, who, according to that picture, is the illegitimate son of Bill Murray, and Santa Claus, went kayaking of the coast of New York and managed to get lost...
He just needed a little bit of help, he just got a little lost," Swieciki said. "It wasn't really a rescue, really, more of just giving someone a lift."Swieicki said no one was injured, and the two men were wearing life vests. He said the actor, who was grateful and friendly, seemed like he was a fairly experienced kayaker.They were on the beach. In New York. Lost. I'm glad the Coast Card didn't have anything better to do than give a lift to a couple of dumb shits that couldn't walk a few blocks and call a cab.