She's got the right idea
Well here it is, Blogger Appreciation Day, and I'm still waiting for gifts from some of you people. Or at least dinner. What the hell is wrong with you? I don't need any more Fleshlights so stop sending them.
"James always wanted this to be a one-year arc, and he now leaves us having created one of the most enigmatic and dynamic characters in television,” show runner Paul Lieberstein said in a statement. “He’s been a great friend to me and the show, helping us successfully transition into the post-Michael Scott years, and I’m grateful for that.”Somebody did something every week for an entire year on the single biggest communication device ever devised in human history and I never even knew it. Is that an indictment of him or me? I say him because nothing is ever my fault.
Thousands of porn website users have had their personal passwords and emails leaked online by hackers. In total, 6433 users of the YouPorn chat site were exposed after third-party service provider failed to secure data, its owner claimed.Don't worry. 5,825 of them were me because I had to keep re-doing mine. You can't expect me to remember user names, and passwords for every site I visit while I'm doing "research". What am I a brain surgeon?
It's probably for the best that there'll only be one camera allowed inside during the service. Four, or five cameras, plus boom mics, a stage director, union gaffers and electricians hanging around with their butt cracks hanging out might be tacky. Who wants a tacky funeral? Besides, if it's on the internet you better believe people expect things to be classy. Not like all those other websites you visit you pervert.Houston's publicist, Kristen Foster, announced Wednesday that The Associated Press will be the only video camera allowed inside at Saturday's funeral in Newark. The AP will stream the service on http://livestream.com/aplive. The event also will be available to broadcasters via satellite.
**snicker**A Vietnam veteran was left with horrific injuries after an electronic cigarette blew up in his mouth, knocking out all of his teeth and part of his tongue.
Tom Holloway, 57 of Niceville, Florida screamed (HA!) as the device exploded and debris melted everything it touched as it flew around a room at home.HAHAHA!
Publicist Kristen Foster told the Associated Press Saturday that the singer had died, but the cause and the location of her death were unknown.
"She said she was so busy with the kids that she forgets to eat, and when she does sit down she prefers all her fruits and vegetables to be organic. She particularly likes exotic berries and was talking about how they were packed with nutrients."
"The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants -- bought and paid for by the 1% -- who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people,"
"I will barnstorm American living rooms," she said in a candidate questionnaire submitted to the Green Party. "Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election."It'll be cool to have a candidate running for president who's political ideology stopped evolving when they were a junior in high school. I'd also like to host a Roseanne Barr for President party at my house. It's been a lifelong dream of mine to have her standing in the middle of my living room shouting stuff and when she's done maybe Ralph Nader can come over and lecture everybody. It'll be a good time.