Tuesday, February 26, 2019
made in 1950 and had Marilyn Monroe and Sterling Hayden in it so it's very possible that Ben "Giant Head" Affleck was in the most profitable movie in history last year and I wouldn't know it. Still they talk about him a lot. For instance they mentioned how he was out walking around on Monday wearing a hoodie and winter hat despite the fact that it was 67 degrees in Los Angeles. That's pretty much it. That was the big Ben Affleck news. He was walking around. Okay well...guess I gotta go.
Monday, February 25, 2019
Saturday, February 23, 2019
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
I wouldn't have known this was Fergie if I wasn't told. But I was also told she's a "rocker" now because she's wearing a black leather jacket that was apparently designed by Arthur Fonzerelli. I hope she doesn't rock too hard later at the Panic! At the Disco concert or whatever other shitty music you people listen to now.
Saturday, February 16, 2019
Childish Gambino". Probably so the kids would think he (Hugh Jackman) was hip. I don't know what Childish Gambino has to do with anything basically because I'm my grandfather now. I don't know why this is a character, why people think it's cool, I know literally nothing about this weird character. The story I read didn't bother to explain why this was happening or whatever became of this episode. This whole Childish Gambino thing strikes me as one of those things that people - mostly internet people - suddenly decide that because they like something, it makes them cool. I also remember for a brief period about 18 months ago the internet was trying to tell everyone they were pooping wrong so I take very little of what the taste-makers have to say seriously. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen a Hugh Jackman movie. Oh well listen, if you do, I'll be out in the garage tell me all about it sometime.
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
'Trust me, I've tried every occupation. I don't know why God hasn't blessed me with my husband. Another reason why I'm probably single is because I've never had sex and guys do not want to wait for girls,' Lolo added...
Yeah and I'm the Crown Prince of Madagascar. There isn't anything wrong with being a virgin, I just don't believe it. I'm not saying I'm right, but I'm always right. Hey if you want to be boring, and save yourself for marriage I'm not going to stop you. But you know, "practice makes perfect" they say so if you need some help "Lolo"I'm here for you....I've never had sex. I'm waiting till marriage,'
probably paid to date a guy by the studio so people wouldn't suspect he was homosexual. Allegedly. That's pure speculation on my part but since I know everything, take that as you will. Hollywood is a fucked up place and that's a fact.
Monday, February 11, 2019
36, was delivered ahead of the Grammys after her emergency battery change. You can tell when they need to be recharged because this particular model's face gets stiff and their eyes turn empty and soulless like that. They usually spring back to life after a restart. I'm sure as the technology improves they'll come up with a less creepy alert system.
Saturday, February 9, 2019
Friday, February 8, 2019
!!SEXY PRE-POSTING UPDATE!! I did a quick search of past stories and I guess I haven't written about her in the past although I could swear I did. It's entirely possible I spelled her name wrong and I don't know what to search for. Hell I'm not even sure I spelled it right this time and I copied it right off the internet. I'll do better Kaley I swear baby I'm sorry.
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
Monday, February 4, 2019
Friday, February 1, 2019
He admitted to being paid for selling a kilo of heroin in 2017 but also seemingly turned against fellow gang members by claiming his actions were a result of the desire to rise higher in the rankings.
This idiot had the potential to earn tens of millions of dollars during even a short rap career but instead he wanted to sell a kilo of heroin to impress a bunch of dim bulbs that probably wouldn't even be alive within the next 12 months. Pretty stupid, even for a 22 year old. No one said you had to be brilliant to be a rapper.
The music artist said that early on into the gang membership he helped others try to kill a rival gang member March 20, 2018 to 'increase my own standing in Nine Trey'.
He told Judge Paul A. Engelmayer. He said he also 'knew that another member of Nine Trey had a gun and discharged that gun'.
Hernandez claimed that alongside other members of the Nine Bloods he helped rob a rival at gunpoint on April 3, 2018.
He robbed a guy. At gunpoint. In 2018. Less than a year ago all while - I assume - he was already a well known "artist". It's almost to stupid to believe. I just don't even know what to say about this.
The rapper said it was part of a pledge by new gang members to commit at least two crimes.
"I pledge to commit at least two crimes". What are they a bunch of 11 year olds? "I promise to not reveal the location of our secret club, commit two crimes, and to kick James' ugly stupid sister in the butt". It's difficult to imagine this is how a gang operates but I guess they do.
There's a little more but I'm sick of reading about this imbecile. There was mention of a mandatory 47 year prison sentence, so he'd basically be eligible to be released just as he's turning 80 years old. What a fucking waste. We have to feed and house this dumbass for the rest of his life. Wouldn't it be easier to just take him outside, park a bullet in his head and bury him in an unmarked grave? I guess that's not how America and it's stupid Constitution work though I guess. But hey, he might get some leniency for cooperating. What a fucking moron. I hope they toss his stupid ass in a cell and weld the door shut. Goodbye forever Tomcat 69.
(I've never used the word thusly before)
You just don't date that much she said
She's 65. I'd date her in a heartbeat, let's face it she's still very attractive. I mean, shit man she's Christie Brinkley. What could be better? Go on a date, maybe a fancy dinner you're all dressed up looking sharp, maybe a few drinks, a little dancing, then maybe back to her place... and you're in bed by 4. I mean c'mon. It's like the best fantasy you could imagine.