Thursday, March 12, 2015

Heidi Klum Is heiß

I was going to write a hilarious story about how Heidi Klum is still smoking at 41 in a pictorial for something called Hunger magazine because I guess people still buy magazines, but my feelings for her run hot and cold. Cold in the fact that I usually don't find her all that attractive for some reason, and hot when she's dressed up like an extra from the movie Xanadu because that late 70's early 80's shit is hot

And if you think I link a lot from The Daily Mail it's because the people that write for that rag make me look like Earnest Fucking Hemingway.

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