Eva Longoria wore a bikini and someone took her picture. Look I know, I'm trying here. It's 2025 now and I swear I'll try to do better but over the last seven days this is just about the most exciting thing I've seen in celebrity "news". They said she wore this on her holiday in Spain but I thought she moved there. So it's more like her day off in Spain isn't it? I don't "Vacation in Chicago", I'm already here.
I saved this story to write about on January 2nd and I've seen two other stories about Eva Longoria since then, and they're all about her bikinis, how she looks in her bikinis and how she's going to various beaches, so there isn't a whole lot I can do about it and believe me, if I didn't think Eva Longoria was so hot I wouldn't bother. You wouldn't believe how many "Women in a Bikini" stories I actually don't write about.
Man. Eva Longoria looks good in a bikini though doesn't she? And she'll be 50 years old in a few weeks so some of you youngsters could learn a few things from her
