George Clooney is still walking around with that ridiculous hair. I don't know, maybe if he went with a lighter color or something it would've been better. Instead he looks like he's walking around in a bar or nightclub hitting on women that are 40 years younger than he is
She's 36 now and trust me, you can't be nearly 400 pounds when you're 40 years old, you just can't, I don't care how positive anyone says it is. The human body has it's physical limits and when you hit your 40s, things start to change and you'll just drop dead one day. I'm sorry, that's just how it is, and we don't make the rules. So keep up the good work Lizzo, I'm sure we'll be enjoying your music for many years to come. I won't, I've never heard it and I never will but you know what I mean
This will definitely be one of the few times I write about Coachella which, for some reason, seems to go on for a month. I honestly can't figure out who cares about this that much but again, to each their own. I suppose it goes on for so long to give every B, C, and D-List asshole enough time to show up and wear their brand new $400 tie-dyed t-shirt and dream catcher belt in front of any dumbass with a camera.
Tickets START at nearly $700 in case you feel like blowing nearly two grand so you and a friend can go sit outside and listen to shitty music for three days. I wouldn't pay $700 to watch Jesus Christ ride a unicycle down the street but you're the one that spent $150,000 for college to get a degree in Native American Bead Studies so believe me, no one is going to be asking you for financial advice anyway.
Maybe they're filming a new Mad Max, otherwise I can't figure out why everyone keeps going to Australia. If people are still in those camps just put Mel B on it. If they can get her to stop ripping phone books in half long enough
Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Chris lost a lot of weight and then promptly put it all back on. I think that's what they're talking about, the source material from this place isn't always entirely clear. And I didn't know that Arnold Schwarzenegger had a son named Chris. Maybe they don't talk about him much if you know what I mean. Just look at him of course you know what I mean.
The bigger story here is how he's driving and doing things all by himself! They didn't say where he was going but I'd guess to his job as a bag boy in the grocery store or maybe the guy that collects the carts since he looks pretty strong. Keep going Chris! You're doing such a good job!
Women can blame the men all they want but ultimately they have free will and actively choose someone everyone calls Birdman so I'm guessing the problems would be at least a 50/50 split.
On the other hand, she said she's ready to start dating again...
I'm looking forward to getting out there and dating.'
However, Braxton also admitted that she is nervous to get back out on the dating scene again.
'I mean, dating can be scary too. It can be a little bit,' she said before revealing the type of person she is looking to date next.
Of her ideal partner, she said they would be 'a nice guy, someone who will watch Lifetime with me all day long, at least once in the week.'
Hey I'm nice and I'll pretend to watch Lifetime, whatever that is. You'd be surprised at how much I can fake if it's for sex.
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Holy shit she's 57 years old!?
I just don't understand how a wealthy woman, that looks like that, who is at least on the surface smart and funny, and I would have to imagine at least mostly normal, is running around single. It's not as if I think a woman needs a man but there are just some things that make sense. Cats and dogs hate each other, 2+2=4, baby kangaroos get mistaken for giant mice, men and women go together, things like that
My secret hope is she's a giant whore that likes going to really perverted swingers parties, and shit like that and a dude would just get in the way. Believe me this fantasy goes on for many, many hours but I won't bore you with details. Unless you want me too
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S DJ TANNER FROM FULL HOUSE WTF
If this is the last time I ever have to read about Kirstemn Stweart that would be absolutely fine with me
Jessica Alba is in the "news" again. This time in a bikini. She's hot and cute all at the same time which is extremely hard to pull off. I don't even think that's something you can manage to do on your own, I think it's just the way you're born. Plus she's well above (about to turn 44) my legal minimum age requirement of 35 so that's good too.
I'm not really sure what the cause is behind the sudden explosion of Jessica Alba stories, but they did call her "The Dark Angel star" even though I've never heard of that so maybe that has something to do with it? I don't know who her friend in blue is, maybe they mentioned it but I don't care, this whole story was totally pointless. Even more so than usual.
Well anyway, I guess I know what kind of car Tucker Carlson drives. A 1987 Chevy Silverado. And without even knowing him I can tell you he's not cool enough to own that truck.
While getting gas for his new truck he said... 'All of a sudden at a gas station, it says, "Stop, we're downloading information from the internet,"' he claimed in during an interview with gearhead Casey Putsch. 'I sold the car immediately. I brought it back and sold it.'
The disturbing claim follows reports of auto manufacturers sharing data with brokers and insurance companies.
A New York Times investigation revealed that several major brands — including GM, Chevy’s parent company — were tracking driver habits deemed unsafe.
Yeah of course they're doing that, the technology exists why wouldn't they? It probably won't reach the point where they're shutting off your car because you drive too fast yet, but I bet it happens within the next few years, and if you don't think we're headed that way you're an insane boot licker.
Amazon shut down some guys house because they didn't like something he said. Which, as it turns out, he didn't even say.
My home owners insurance threatened to drop me because there were some things they saw that they didn't like. Insurance my bank requires me to have. So I did them a favor and dropped them and went with someone else. But what if there was no one else?
But you people are short sighted morons so you'll ignore this problem and call anyone that sees this as an issue a "conspiracy theorist" until it gets too big to fix and you're taking a two hour bus ride to work in a government approved truck, and then you'll just blame republicans. I've seen shit like this play out 100 times, I wasn't born yesterday you know.
Why do people talk about this guy so much? What was the last movie he was even in?
He was at CinemaCon in Las Vegas or somewhere with a bunch of other a-holes like Ryan Gosling and Andrew Garfield - whoever that is. Most of this story was about his beard. I didn't see any mention of Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Garner, but who knows, maybe they're saving those breaking stories for Friday.
When I go to play music in Europe, if I talk about Donald J. Trump, I may be one of those returning to America who is barred or put in jail to sleep on a cement floor with an aluminum blanket,' he wrote on his website on Tuesday
He's a United States citizen. He can come and go as he pleases. Nothing's changed. Except I think he's back on Spotify, that's changed.
Heart of Gold is EASILY one of my top ten favorite songs. He has a couple others that I really like a lot too, plus he's into model trains and shit like that. He sounds like a cool guy, I just wish he'd quit with the hysterics, you all sound like a bunch of drunk 70 year old women it's unbelievable.
The Daily Mail is second only to Facebook for being the worst place on the internet and it's a close second. 99% of the time, I don't even read the stories beyond the headline, I usually just steal the pictures, it's almost totally unbearable.
