Friday, June 13, 2025

Eva Longoria NUDE in Spain


 Eva Longoria wore a bathing suit to the beach in Spain. She also had some things to say about Donald Trump, which I didn't actually bother to read because I don't have to, I know exactly what she said. I've been listening to you people bitch about Donald Trump for 10 years so you aren't exactly breaking new ground with me here. 

At this point it's like falling asleep with the TV on and you hear the droning noise in your head subconsciously, and it mixes in with your dreams like one minute you're asleep and the next second your riding in a flying Orient Express and President Eisenhower starts firing canons at battleships or something.  You're actually worse than the guy that spends all day calling a classic rock station and once he finally gets through he requests Black Dog by Led Zeppelin