Friday, April 29, 2016
Until then I happened to see a story where Kim Kardashian was late to a book signing, or a funeral or lunch or an electrolysis appointment or whatever it is she does for a living and she was running so late, that she had to wear the cover from the love seat in her house. Lucky for her it's exactly her size. I've always kind of liked that colonial inspired look. And hey, in the future if she keeps pumping out more babies she can always move up to the couch.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
W Mag" from what I think was sometime last week. Fans are upset about all the photo shopping and are blaming the magazine as if Beyonce didn't have heavily armed mercenaries pointing their guns at some poor Photoshop intern while he created that fantasy picture of Queen Bey or whatever ridiculous name she's calling herself. If you think pictures like this of Beyonce don't go out without her 100% approval they should try doubling you medication or upping the voltage on your electro-shock therapy or whatever they need to do to make sure you don't cause any harm yourself or others.
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Friday, April 22, 2016
Prince died yesterday. Was it drugs? Maybe. Was it the Zika virus? According to noted medical professional Aretha Franklin, definitely yes Whatever the cause, 57 years old is too young to die. Unless you live fast and want to leave a good looking corpse. Either way people all over the internet are freaking out about it. I, not being an upper middle class white kid and also a male, on the other hand, didn't like his music at all and thought he was greasy, creepy and weird. And very short. Good night sweet Prince and yadda yadda yadda. I'd put a melancholy ending on this like a wounded teenager using one of his song titles but I don't really know any. Purple Rain? That's one. Good night sweet Prince your Purple Rain will be Goin' Crazy for all eternal purplishness you weird fucking midget.