Tuesday, September 1, 2015
girl's are always talking about and he proves it by wearing the same jeans he wore in 1988. In case you were wondering I'm the one he was talking to on the phone. We're going to meet up at The Whiskey a Go Go and check out some cool bands, maybe pick up some chicks you know, bad boy stuff.
Friday, August 28, 2015
I have no idea who this woman is and I've never heard of the television show "Married to Medicine" but there is a reason we're here...
Jill Connors struck her husband Dr. John Connors in the face and then attacked him with a spoon before allegedly stabbing herself with a knife in an incident that occurred on August 13 in front of the couple's children.
Jill then tried to claim it was her husband who stabbed her with the kitchen knife after he called 911, but police did not believe her story and she was booked for the assault and a charge of cruelty to children.I'm not writing this because she's a celebrity because she isn't. It's because she has "those eyes" The crazy, wide eyes that look like those round, clear light bulbs you put in your bathroom vanity. When you see those eyes it's time to run in the opposite direction. They always, always have those eyes. Even if you talk to them and they seem perfectly normal and pleasant, and she is physically very attractive (if she's "36" I'm the king of Ethiopia) but just behind those eyes is a swamp filled with insanity gas. I'm sure there's a physical "tell" that men have but since I'm male I don't care what it is. Really you're just going to have to trust me on this. If you don't remember, she got busted for cheating and her solution was to stab herself. You're certainly free to dispute my theory but I don't know how you plan on doing that.
Thursday, August 27, 2015
sexy new album cover, which I'm surprised they still bothered with. Album covers I mean not sexy pictures hell my computer is full of those. Well, videos anyway. But that's none of your business. No this is about tattoos. Being ultra cool I have plenty of tattoos and I can tell you that cute little psalm or inspirational quote with the tiny little letters is going to be almost completely illegible and nothing but a blue-grey smudge in about 10 years. I know this because I had one covered up. And the ones on your finger? They'll look even worse if it's still even there at all. Girls with tattoos are super sexy but maybe try being original and think of something else would you. Like a tribal arm band or maybe something on your calf. Take it from me, my THE SCORPIONS RULE tattoo will look cool on their next tour you'll see.