Thursday, September 24, 2015

The Perfect Man

That weird looking dude is what some women would consider to be the perfect face for a man. Given a bunch of parts from different actors (Aiden Turner, Colin Firth, Jamie Dornan, and Leonardo DiCaprio - the only one I've ever even heard of by the way)  and women pieced together his face and apparently came up with Michael Landon from I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Hey whatever floats your boat I'm not here to judge.

Ghost Adventurers Become Ghosts

 Mark and Debby Constantino were found dead in their apartment after a brief stand off with police  after waht appears to be a domestic violence thing
 The bodies of a man and woman found in a barricaded apartment by police investigating an earlier Reno homicide were an estranged husband and wife who appeared as ghost hunters in the television show “Ghost Adventures.”
I've heard of the show but have never seen it. I have seen shows like it though and one of the causes of hauntings is when people die a violent death so maybe Scooby Doo and his gang or whoever is on that show should go back and ask them a bunch of questions now.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Christina Ricci is Dressed Up

Christina Ricci dressed up like Morticia Adams and I don't really care why all I can say is yes please I'd like to have Christina Ricci's baby. I saw the picture and that was enough because I'm not going to read that story and have to listen to a bunch of weirdos that like The Addams Family, and horror conventions, and think Rob Zombie is a great artist Jesus some of you people are morons.

Update: The picture is a fake.  

Update 2: I don't care

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Does Something in a Blue Outfit

I know I said I wouldn't write about the Kardashians anymore but as I was flipping around looking for stories I saw this picture and my first thought was, all the Kardashians look like a girl that a 14 year old boy from the West Side of Chicago would build in his basement. Kinda of like Weird Science only instead of a computer the doll is hooked up to the battery of a Cadillac Escalade and a bottle of Hennessy

Here's Orlando Bloom Again

Orlando Bloom visited a topless beach with his dog. Am I the only one that sees this? And wasn't he in Lord of the Rings? I really have no idea. If it wasn't for the Daily Mail I wouldn't even remember he was alive. I know I'm out of touch and I don't get to see many movies any more but thank God Hollywood is willing to give gynecomastia sufferers a fair shake. Keep up the good work Orlando we're all proud of you!

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Survivor Has on Their Fighting Beret

 The surviving members of the band Survivor are none too happy about Kim Davis using their song "Eye of the Tiger" after she was released from jail and frankly I'm not really sure why she did but she did and well, here we are.
 "NO! We did not grant Kim Davis any rights to use 'My Tune - The Eye Of The Tiger.' I would not grant her the rights to use Charmin! C'mom [sic] Mike, you are not The Donald but you can do better than that."
I have zero idea what he's talking about and I don't know what your politics are and frankly I don't care I'm not wading into this political swamp but I will say except in the case of being used as background music for clubbing bags full of five week old kittens I'd think at this point Survivor would be glad somebody used their music for anything.

Katy Perry Does Stuff

Katy Perry put her head in a terrible wig and her hands in cement at that Chinese theater which I didn't think they did anymore but I guess they do. And afterward she went to some sort of gay goth prom with that guy that helped kidnap William H Macy's wife in the movie Fargo.