Monday, June 29, 2015

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Rose McGowan Hates Sexism

Rose McGowan who I think looks pretty smokin' with short hair, says her agent fired her when she spoke out against being asked to audition for a part in a top that showed off her cleavage...

I'm going to be totally sexist and tell you I long ago added her to my list of women over 40 I'd buy ribbon candy for, especially after I saw her doing this totally not sexist thing...

I don't really know how to end this I was just using this story as an excuse to post that video so I'll just say Marry Me Rose McGowan!  I bet she'll see this and come running and honestly who wouldn't?

Courtney Love Hates France

Courtney Love was caught up in some anti-Uber protest because people in France are usually grumpy after they wake up from their siesta or whatever the fuck it is they do there after they have their lunch wine. But that's not what this is about because the French suck and they could melt down the Eiffel Tower and use the steel to build more mosques for all I care I don't have to live there. No this is a warning against doing drugs because Courtney Love is 50.

Know who else is 50? The following people:



                              51                                        51                                          53


Sometimes it's not the age it's the mileage. I would kick your grandmother down the stairs to have sex with Sandra Bullock or Gina Gershon. And don't even ask what I'd do for both at once. Of course things would be different if I thought that Janice the bass player from the Muppet Band was hot then I'd probably be all over Courtney Love.









Wednesday, June 17, 2015

George Takei Talks About Stuff

George Takei blathered on some more about some stupid feud he's involved in with William Shatner but seriously who gives a shit. I needed something easy to write about because I didn't feel like writing anything at all so I picked this because who fucking cares. I looked for pictures to post but lost interest about 10 seconds in so I just stole the picture from the link. If People Magazine doesn't like they can come get me. Maybe they can give me a Vulcan neck rub or whatever the fuck Spock up there does to people.

Kourtney Kardashian is a Fitness Guru

The Daily Mail says Kourtney Kardashian weighs 116 pounds again and I've never been so excited.
She jumped on the treadmill and lifted weights to get toned a source said of the 36 year old. "And she drank a special kind of tea"
 A special magical weight loss tea? What'll they think of next. C'mon. She's 5 feet tall. I know some 5 foot tall 110-ish pounders and that ain't her. Maybe they're just talking about her huge freak ass. That thing probably weighs 116 pounds all by itself. Or it's possible they're using the scale of what she would weigh on the moon because of it's lower gravity. Maybe she could do that thing where you drop a feather and a bowling ball and guess which one lands first, or she could jump way up in the air. It even looks like she's wearing her moon boots so the timing is perfect.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Lady Gaga is on Vacation

Lady Gaga was on a much needed break this weekend in the Bahamas and while she was there she tried out her new look called Hard Rock Casino Pool Side Skank. I think it looks good!