Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Wilco is Still a Thing


Wilco canceled their May 7 concert in Indiana...

 “We are canceling our May 7 show at the Murat in Indianapolis. The ‘Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act’ feels like thinly disguised legal discrimination to us. Hope to get back to the Hoosier State someday soon, when this odious measure is repealed. Refunds available at point of purchase,”

They should probably cancel their shows in these other 19 states then because those 19 states have very similar laws. I'm not sure which is more surprising, the fact that every one is freaking out over what seems to be a pretty common thing, or the fact that Wilco still has shows to cancel.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Clash of the Stupid

Apparently there's such a thing as Instagram feuds. Hey D-List celebrities have to stay in the public eye somehow and if you go by the picture since Blac Chyna (?) spends all of her time in fat ninja school she has to pick fights with teenagers that are slightly more famous then her otherwise who would know who she is? But I did notice that Kylie seems to run around a lot in a cape so you never know maybe this whole thing will turn into a super hero fight for really dumb people.

Jennifer Lopez is Attractive


For some reason I wish I didn't think Jenifer Lopez was so goddamn hot. I heard she's a terrible person. As coincidence would have it, I'm horribly shallow and enjoy having sex with attractive women so lucky me!

Monday, March 23, 2015

Gwen Stefani is Immortal






I haven't really seen much to write about but then I haven't really been looking either. Luckily someone mentioned Gwen Stefani and since I'd like to have sex with her I started looking for pictures. Mainly for research purposes only. For instance, the image on the left is her in the mid to late 90's. The image on the right is her from sometime in the last eight weeks. Is she still married to the guy from that terrible "alternative" band Bush? I guess living with a gay man really does keep you young.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow is Tough


 Noted idiot Gwyneth Paltrow posted an old picture of herself I guess for "Throwback Thursday" because stupid internet things are fun, and it's from when - as the Daily Mail puts it - "Gwyneth Paltrow was just a budding actress trying to make it in Hollywood." It must've been a very difficult time for her struggling like that. What with only a movie director father, a famous actress for a mother, and a small $10 million dollar trust fund when she arrived it's really a miracle she managed to survive at all.

The New Mad Max Looks Loud

Well it certainly looks very explodey. I loved the original 1979 Mad Max and I watch it every chance I get, but I wasn't a huge fan of The Road Warrior and I couldn't sit through that asinine sequel with Tina Turner. Maybe I'll catch parts of it when they start showing it non-stop on AMC (TV for drama queens!) in four or five years. 

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Charlotte McKinney is Popular

Charlotte McKinney is number seven for searches on Google and I'm trying to figure out why. I bet she's really good at video games or something.