WTF Is Wrong With the Japanese?

Is this story real? This story cannot be real...

Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out – seasoned and braised – to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police. Diners paid 20,000 yen ($250) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.

 Did everybody in Japan suddenly decide that Human Centipedes weren't disgusting enough? Is this all because of that nuclear reactor explosion? What is wrong with them?

By the way, I used that Kristen Bell picture for two reasons. Number 1, I would set a bag full of puppies on fire just to be able to touch her hair, and B. you don't want to type "Chopped Off Penis" into Google images with the safe search turned off. Trust me.

Psychobilly Psaturday

It's still really busy at work, I busted the clutch on my car and I'm not 100% sure how -or if - I'm going to bother fixing it and I'm not smart enough to do original reporting so searching the web for stuff to write about can be tedious, unless it somehow involves boobs so putting up this kind of stuff  is still a lot easier than actually writing. Besides this is one of my all time favorite songs. It's only four minutes so just listen to it for chrissake. You're not doing anything else right now but reading this crap. Loser. I know it's not Motley Crue, or Boston, or Journey or whatever other shitty music you usually prefer to listen to but it's every bit as good. No scratch that it's better because all those other guys are a buncha homos.

If you don't like this occasional video thing you know what to do (go fuck yourself).

I Have A Thrill Up My Leg

I guess Chris "Thrill Up My Leg" Matthews is tired of people asking him about the thrill up his leg. So someone asked him about the thrill up his leg, and here's how he responded to someone asking about the thrill up his leg.

"I hope that you feel satisfied that you've used the most obvious question that is raised by every horse's ass right-winger I ever bump into,"

I kinda get that he's probably tired of being asked about the thrill up his leg but I would tell him...dude if you say something that stupid, and kinda gay sounding like thrill up my leg on national TV people are going to ask you about. Especially if those people are me. You don't have to be a Right Wing jack ass to want to harass a nerd.  It's just worked out that way this time.

The Sexiest Woman I've ever Seen

 I suddenly have strange feelings this morning. Could it be love? I bet it is. I won't let you come between me and my woman!

According to BRW 2012 rich 200 list, Ms. Rinehart’s net worth is now $29.7 billion. That tops Ms. Walton’s $26 billion pile. Ms. Rinehart’s fortune has nearly tripled over the past year – at the rate of more than $1 million per hour

Sometimes it's not all about looks, or how someone dresses, or their personality or sense of humor. Sometimes it's about the things you can't really see. Like the $29 billion dollars they have in the bank. Oh sure you could call me an unscrupulous man-whore, or a gigolo, or even a disgusting human being, but you better yell it because I won't be able to hear you over the Lamborghini with the blower, and lift kit, and machine guns on the front that I'll be driving past you at 195 miles an hour.

Want a $500 Electric Bill?

 Remember that? My first reaction, even then, would've been...'Pfffft he doesn't know what he's talking about!'  because normally he doesn't.  And everybody would have said, "oh you're just being a Republican hater" Well I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong and agree that this is the one time he got it right. Feast your eyes on this.

The market-clearing price for new 2015 capacity – almost all natural gas – was $136 per megawatt. That’s eight times higher than the price for 2012, which was just $16 per megawatt. In the mid-Atlantic area covering New Jersey, Delaware, Pennsylvania, and DC the new price is $167 per megawatt. For the northern Ohio territory served by FirstEnergy, the price is a shocking $357 per megawatt.

 

I hope you hate air condition. And light. And refrigeration. Because that shit is about to get reeeaallly expensive. When the wholesale price of something doubles the price you'll pay would be more than that. That's just how business works. If your electric bill is $100 a month now, I can easily imagine it'll be right around $250.  Oh., And don't forget the $4 gasoline prices. And it ain't even Memorial Day yet.

Me? I plan on going back to a simpler time. Last winter I installed whale oil lamps in my house, and I plan on burning Occupy hippies for warmth this winter. As far as washing and drying clothes, I'd planned on spending most of this summer naked anyway, as long as I can keep my loudmouth neighbors from crying about it to the cops like they did in '09. How was I supposed to know people still used that park?

I'm Super Gay!

Is Superman gay?

Honchos at Superman's comic book home, DC Comics, said this weekend that one of their most identifiable (but as of yet unnamed) straight characters will soon be coming out of the closet, according to a report.

I admit I've never read or even seen a Superman comic book, but I saw the movies with Christopher Reeve and from what I can tell, he lived as an outcast in Small Town America, and grew up to become a handsome, smartly dressed  guy that was in good shape, who lived alone in a tastefully decorated apartment and kept the ladies at arms length. Nope nothing gay about that.

Really? Is This Real?

It isn't a joke? I guess it's real. Admit it. No matter what your position is on gay marriage, this ain't gonna help him. I don't believe for one second he actually wants a second term and he's trying to throw the election. And this Newsweek cover is gonna be just another nail.