Monday, July 29, 2013
Democrat Anthony Weiner's sexting partner Sydney Leathers was involved in some kind of photo shoot for some reason. Maybe because she values her privacy? I don't really know though because I can't imagine too many people actually want to see her in a bikini but there she is. I was going to make a joke about how Anthony Weiner had a fat one but I've never seen pictures of his penis so I didn't want people to get confused and think I was talking about her.
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Bam Magera got pinched in Iceland for trashing a rental car, because I guess now Iceland has a police force, and Bam Majora broke the law. It was reported he caused $8,000 in damage to a rental car.
Here's the TMZ link if you're interested otherwise just read this...
...basically, Bam allegedly rented a Toyota Landcruiser from Hertz when he visited the country back in 2012. According to officials, Bam returned the car in TERRIBLE shape 5 days after the rental period was over -- but never paid for the damage, fees and other costs associated with the ride. Then, he left the country ...Bam Marrerra was "on tour" in Iceland for some reason. Why? I'm not really sure but I bet he was showing off his new clothing line that I'm guessing he's calling "1994".
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Remember Flock of Seagulls? Sure you do. Well not only are they still alive but they're also still 'touring'. But some forward thinking citizen tried to put a stop to all that nonsense by stealing all of their stuff from the high end Comfort Inn where they were staying because they were playing a free show in Downey, California where officials estimate- I swear to God - 4,000 people were in attendance...
Singer Mike Score estimated that the contents in the van are worth as much as $70,000, including about $10,000 worth of high-end stage clothes inside the van. The van also contained some of their cell phones, studio equipment and band merchandise. "Somebody just broke into it, stole our whole van with all our equipment, clothing, band gear, cellphones, everything you need when you're on the road -- all your good stuff, all your good clothes, a bunch of expensive band equipment," he said. "A lot of stuff that's really irreplaceable."All your "Good clothes?" This is Flock of Seagulls we're talking about right? I don't know what part of this story is harder to believe. That somebody can just walk of with $70,000 worth of musical equipment without being noticed, that they actually owned $70,000 worth of equipment or that 4,000 people want to see Flock of Seagulls, even for free.
Monday, July 22, 2013
Farina died Monday morning in a Scottsdale, Ariz., hospital after suffering a blood clot in his lung, according to his publicist, Lori De Waal. He was 69.He also had a very bit part in Thief, one of my all time favorite movies. You have to look carefully because if you aren't looking for him you probably won't recognize him. The guy you see in the movie was very likely the guy in real life. It's too bad.
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Saturday, July 20, 2013
According to Fox, when the Griffin family arrives in Springfield during a road trip, they 'get along famously' with the Simpsons.I really don't have anything to say. I'm disappointed and horrified, and I can hardly believe it though I admit I haven't really watched The Simpsons since that stupid one where the "real" Seymour Skinner shows up. The Simpsons' movie seemed just as lame to me. I gave up so long ago I can't even be mad about this. I'm speechless. Unbelievable.
I will say this however. If you think Family Guy is funny, do the whole world a favor. Fill the bath tub with water, get in and have somebody drop a toaster in with you.
!!UPDATE!! It turns out bathtub is one word. Fuck off.