Thursday, November 13, 2025

Glizzy the Tweaker Retires From Rap

 

 

Another "rapper" was shot

 Chicago drill rapper Mekhi Moore, known professionally as Glizzy The Tweaker, was killed on September 26, 2025, during what police say was a botched robbery attempt in the city’s Chatham neighborhood. He was 19 years old.

To be fair they never seem to run out of these guys. Unlike all the bullets they use to kill each other  Exactly how many rappers are there?  One less I suppose.

 

 

 


 

Wednesday, November 5, 2025

Julia Fox is Dumb

 

See, if you hadn't written about this, nobody would know. Even now no one knows. I happened to stumble across it and I don't even remember where. Nobody would have known what Julia Fox's Halloween costume was. Because nobody cares. You know who knows who Julia Fox is? Nobody. Literally nobody knows who Julia Fox is.

 And anyone that did learn her name from this on 10/31/2025 will forget it by 11/2/2025. If it takes even that long. She is a nobody. A celebrity hanger on. She got famous for fucking Kanye West. That's it, that's all she ever did. Stop writing about this ridiculous fucking minutiae just because you have space to fill. You're driving everyone crazy with this crap.

 

 

 

Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Baby Uiie Shot. Of Course

 

CRaZy news! "rapper" Baby Uiie was shot in the street over something that I'm sure was important...

 Police said officers responded to the intersection of 69th Street and Figueroa Street just after 11 p.m., where they found a man suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene.

According to witnesses, Jabari had approached a vehicle moments before shots were fired. 

What a surprise. I guess we can ad him to the list.  Sorry to see you go Baby Uiie I hardly new you.

 

 

Monday, November 3, 2025

sydney sweeney


Sydney Sweeney went to a dog food show or something but didn't wear a bra under her chain-mail dress. What a goddamn nerd. I absolutely love how The Daily Mail pixelated over her boobs so you can't see them, like they put my grandmother in charge of their website, and that place isn't just an open sewer of some of the worst opinions and full of the worst people on the internet. 

I'm really not all that disappointment with their decision though because I've seen boobs. A lot of boobs. I've had plenty of girlfriends, and one was even a "dancer" and her friends would show you their boobs just because it was Wednesday, and I can tell you from my vast experience that they all pretty much - for the most part - look basically the same. Obviously some are bigger, some are smaller, and there might be variations in shape but yep, they all pretty much look like boobs. At the risk of sounding jaded, if you've seen one boob, you've seen them all.

So don't be too disappointed you aren't seeing a faint outline of Sydney Sweeney's boobs, hey here's an idea. Go outside, talk to other people and get a girlfriend. She'll even let you touch them. Loser.  

 !!!SEXY PRE-POSTING UPDATE!!!

I've seen the uncensored pics and you should too. I'm just saying

 

 

Friday, October 31, 2025

Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise Hit the Rocks


 Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise broke up. I bet you didn't even know they were a couple. I sure didn't. 

 'Things were moving fast and she started to get a little uncomfortable with how fast it was going,' the insider shared. (Ana) 'put the brakes on' but 'still likes [Tom] a lot' the source added, sharing the two have 'undeniable chemistry'. 

 So there you have it. I like Tom Cruise I guess. As much as you can like an actor you've never met. In other words I have nothing against him. Ana de Armas is hot, but I don't think I've ever seen her in a movie. Is that what she does? I really have no idea. I probably shouldn't talk about these people as much as I do since I have almost no knowledge of anyone that wasn't in a movie before 1999 and I really I couldn't possibly care less about who is dating who.  

Tom Cruise is 63 and Ana is 37 but no one's mentioned that age gap which seems odd to me since there's a nearly 30 year spread between them. I bet it's because people are afraid of Tom Cruise. Like I said I'm mostly indifferent to him but he seems like a fucking lunatic for some reason. Anyway, better luck next time you crazy kids. 

 

 

 

Nelly Furtado Packs it Away

 

 

 Nelly Furtado said she's giving up the music business because people called her fat. I was looking for a blurb to post in a link so you could click it but I'll just post the original story here instead. If you're interested. You aren't. No one cares. Nelly Furtado can retire and eat blueberry muffins smothered in butter and maple syrup until she needs a Hoveround for all I give a shit.

 Here's an idea. If you got famous at least partially for looking good by the modern definition, don't stop doing that. I don't complain when people say my muscles are too big.



 


 

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Britney is Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs


 Huh. Imagine that. If only there was some kind of... I don't know... maybe something like hiring somebody or have someone from her family - like her dad - watch over her and her legal and financial affairs. Maybe something like a conservatorship. I wonder why they don't just do that

More proof that listening to people from the internet is a gigantic mistake. I really don't know how to make it any more clear. Easily 85% of the people on this thing are mentally retarded. And I mean that by the old school 1970s definition. Special classes and simple assembly jobs in a factory to keep their hands and minds occupied instead of handing them a computer that can have sweeping effects on civilization and people like you and me