Tiffany Blows Up

 Remember Tiffany? Tiffany of 1980's shopping mall concert tour fame? Well she was out walking around, not for exercise but probably for more pie or something.  To be fair she is 52 years old now. 

Listen... I don't want to continue writing about this okay? I'm sure she's probably very nice but she was "famous" nearly 40 years ago and seriously, nobody cares.

Jack Crealish is Someone

 

Jack Grealish is a person that got a new £150 (whatever that is) haircut. I'm not sure who he is, or why anyone on Earth cares about this in the slightest, but I saw it - even if I didn't read anything about it - and figured I hadn't written anything in a while and so here you go. Pretty cool huh?

Shania Twain Flies High

 Shania Twain decided to give up being a country music superstar to focus on her new career as a stewardess for TWA in 1966. Personally, I feel like this is a good career move. Oh sure it pays a lot less but I'd think it's mostly stable, mostly anonymous work. I think it'll be good for her. Godspeed Shania

Who Cares About Olivia Nuzzi

 

I don't get it, who gives a fuck who this woman is sexting or sleeping with. I'd never even heard of her before a week ago. And so she likes older dudes, who really gives a fuck. I'm older than her (she's 31) and I mean she seems okay and all, but I'm not in my 70s so maybe that makes your tastes change I don't know. Anyway this isn't any of our business. It really isn't And have you seen RFK Jr? The guy's a loony fruit loop all day long and always has been, but the guy -from the neck down anyway- looks 35. And don't forget he's a Kennedy and that means he has money. And a lot of it. And at the risk of sounding sexist, that changes a lot of things for A LOT of women.

Does anyone give the almost teenagers that are sleeping with Leonardo DiCaprio this much grief? It doesn't seem like it to me and I bet you don't even know any of their names.

If there's some problem with her being a reporter and doing this and there's a conflict of interest or something okay fine, you can make that argument but I see very little mention of any of that. So why don't you mind your own business, where do you live, New England in the 1600s? You bunch of puritanical lunatics.

Grow up, stupid assholes.

More Katy Perry News

 Katy Perry has a new album coming out that you won't buy called 143. She thought the best way to sell it was to hide her saggy tits behind a revealing top. but I have a feeling that's not really going to work very well this time. 

Just get the boob job. You'll be 40 years old in a few weeks, you have half a billion dollars in the bank and your entire career depends on the way you look. Why do you want to "age gracefully" anyway I just do not get it. Your entire early career was based on your tits, and now you want to abandon them like that? Why? No loyalty that's why

Ashley Roberts is Shiny

 Ashley Roberts is someone I've almost certainly written about before and can you blame me? She was a "former Pussy Cat Doll", whatever that is and got dressed up to celebrate her 43rd birthday and of course posted all about it on her Instagram.  Believe me, the sparkly dress and disco heels are fine by me. 

The only potential problem I can see is, I can almost guarantee that even at 43 years old she wound up wearing a tiara at some point in the night and all the disco heels and tiny dresses won't make up for that. 

I'm sorry Ashley maybe we should see other people.

Justin Theroux is Trendy

 Justin Theroux put on his best Ska outfit and took his shiny new fiance Nicole Bloom shopping for some new Suicide Girl outfits. You know, a lot of red and black checkered skirts, Doc Martens and Ramones t-shirts that kind of thing. I guess when you trade in an old model (Jennifer) and get a shiny new one (Nicole) you try to change things up a little. Not him though, he's going to see  No Doubt, and The Smoking Popes in a couple weeks