Good news everybody! Chloe Grace Moretz is gay now. I don't know why people announce this kind of thing since honestly no one cares, but on the other hand it gives me something to write about. And I suppose it makes someone that you never think about more interesting. They called her "The Carrie star" and when they say that I assume they mean the one you never saw from almost 15 years ago and not the one from 1976.
The original Carrie was only sort of okay I guess. I saw it once a long time ago so I barely remember it but it has John Travolta in it so that's something. Plus The Greatest American Hero is in it too.
Like I said I don't remember much about the original, but the Carrie from that one was kind of a babe so I don't know why nobody asked her to the prom.
If I'm correct it's a Stephen King story so I'm sure there's a lot of implied weirdness about (his) sexual hangups, (his) bad relationships with his mother, how he hates religion etc., etc., yadda yadda.... You know, the kind of thing he's been writing about for 60 years.
Anyway I'm getting sidetracked here. Here's what Chloe had to say about being free to say she's gay or whatever...
I believe the government has no right over my body as a woman, and that the decisions over my body should come ONLY from myself and my doctor,' she added. 'Kamala Harris will protect that for us.
'I believe in the need for legal protections that protects the LGBTQ+ community as a gay woman,' Moretz continued.
'We need protections in this country and to have access to the care we need and deserve.'
Good. The white 28 year old millionaire (I assume she's a millionaire) needs more protections. I'm not sure from what, but at least she's fighting her pretend war for them. She also said the healthiest relationship she's seen is the one her gay brother (Joey Brace Moretz?) was in, so he's gay, she's gay, every one is gay so we're all gay now, which is nice I've always wanted better abs