!!!SHOCKING!!! Simone Biles is a Bully

 

Simone Biles is a bully and for proof somebody named MyKayla Skinner spilled the beans...

Well, throughout my career, there have been many times when I have been belittled and bullied by Simone and have wanted to keep quiet for the other athletes,' she told Fox.

And there have been multiple times through my Olympic journey and through camps, training, everything that we have gone through where she has come and belittled all of us. I’ve wanted to stay silent through this because she has a huge platform.

Anybody that's surprised that a (formerly) teenaged Olympic gymnast/cheerleader is an arrogant, bullying shit-head really needs to get out more.  You're really surprised to hear this? This comes as shocking news to you? You can tell she's a Mean Girl just by looking at her.

Europe Sucks

 Imagine caring about this. This... THIS, is what your European "betters" care about. An ex-soccer player and a woman that was in a make believe girl group 31 years ago. They'll click on a story like this in the "pub" while they throw darts and talk about werewolves and then make fun of Americans for being awesome. Enjoy your pretend "free" healthcare while you pay a 40-45% tax rate on income over £100,000 which in America is just a  little more than the salary of the garbage man

Bianca Censori is a (Fame) Whore

 Kanye West's "wife", Bianca Censori went for a spa day and of course she did it while she was dressed like she was going to a deadmau5 or Skrillex show in 2013. Why? Who knows. Who knows why do these people do anything. Just imaging being this desperate for attention and to be famous. I will never, ever understand it. Not in a million years

JoJo Siwa Bombs Out

 JoJo Siwa is "postponing" (canceling) all of her US tour dates after she was dropped from her record label. So if you actually know who JoJo Siwa is, and were planning to see her in concert I guess you better find something else to do that night.

It seems however, that she's still doing shows in Europe but have you ever actually talked to a European? Those fucking people will watch anything I have no idea what their deal is. If you need proof of my last statement, JoJo Siwa is touring there.

Sabrina Carpenter NUDE

 

 Some people are complaining that Sabrina Carpenter is oversexualizing her appearance which she denied by appearing on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine on her knees in nothing but white nylons. 

Of course she's over-sexualized. She's a talentless artist that makes terrible music for teenagers, and 20 somethings with brain damage. As far as I know she really only has one hit song that anyone even knows. 

She's basically the far less attractive, much shorter, chubbier, even less talented version of Dua Lipa if you can believe it.

 

Sofia Vergara NUDE

 Sofia Vergara shared a picture of herself in an OLD Dolce & Gabbana photo shoot on her Instagram, and I was wondering why she looked so filtered. I was tricked at first because I didn't realize Dolce & Gabbana was still a thing after (this description redacted). 

C'mon now, look at that picture and explain to me why she's the only one that looks like a cartoon character. 

And I'm not even saying she needs a filter, I mean, have you ever seen Sofia Vergara? It was just the first thing I noticed. And don't tell me you don't see it. They don't mention how old the ad is, but she's 52 as difficult as that may be to believe. Most 52 year olds I know have two feet of cleavage that starts at their chin and those weird jeans that somehow fit a 28 inch waste but cover an ass that's the size of a putting green. How does that work? How do they even put them on. That's so weird.

Eva Longoria NUDE in Spain

 Eva Longoria wore a bathing suit to the beach in Spain. She also had some things to say about Donald Trump, which I didn't actually bother to read because I don't have to, I know exactly what she said. I've been listening to you people bitch about Donald Trump for 10 years so you aren't exactly breaking new ground with me here. 

At this point it's like falling asleep with the TV on and you hear the droning noise in your head subconsciously, and it mixes in with your dreams like one minute you're asleep and the next second your riding in a flying Orient Express and President Eisenhower starts firing canons at battleships or something.  You're actually worse than the guy that spends all day calling a classic rock station and once he finally gets through he requests Black Dog by Led Zeppelin