Eva Longoria wore a bikini while shopping on a "family getaway" in Spain which is a weird way of saying someone is buying things in a place where they live. She lives in Spain so I don't know why they keep saying that like she's just on an extended vacation. Honestly aside from the fact that she's smokin' hot I don't know why she gets written about so much. Who does she pay for this kind of almost non-stop coverage? Is being hot enough? How many paparazzi photographers are running around in Spain looking for Eva Longoria?
Also what the Hell is she shopping for. Whatever she's holding looks exactly like the kind of thing you'd buy in Spain since I can't think of one thing Spain produces besides Spaniards, olives, and the $1 plastic crap Europeans are constantly waving during soccer games
Also there's something wrong with the way the site is formatting these paragraphs so I'll just end it here since no one reads this crap anyway. I love you Eva.
