Saturday, December 31, 2011

He's Available Ladies!

No way I'm putting HIS face on here.
In a move that no one expected, Russell Crow filed for divorce from Katy Perry yesterday which probably surprised the hell out Katy Perry since she was married to Russel Brand.  Sorry all these camel faced foreigners look the same to me. Russel's statement
Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends.'His legal team filed court documents at the Superior Court in Los Angeles yesterday citing 'irreconcilable differences.'The divorce documents, which refer to Perry by her give name Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, show there are 'community property assets,' suggesting there may not be a pre-nuptial agreement in place. It does not list a date of separation and Perry is yet to comment on the split.
On the plus side now's my chance. She already knows me from the restraining order court appearances so I got that going for me. Plus since I don't think Russel Brand is a US citizen, the constitution - if I understand the law - doesn't really apply to him so anybody that see's him walking around is now pretty much free to abuse him as they see fit so knock yourself out.

2 comments:

  1. He looks like he probably smells bad.

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  2. I'm almost completely sure he smells bad. He really ought to shower. Or look like he showers. They have powder shampoo for that, you know.

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