Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Hire Billy For Your Next Party or Flea Market

Way to shoot for the stars...
After a two year campaign to get his far-flung friends together for a great time the irrepressible Seattle man has actually persuaded Idol to play at his birthday party Friday night.
I's not as if Billy Idol has a whole lot of other stuff going on. I guess Seattle really is the land where music goes to die. Maybe Billy can hire that bass player from Nirvana that's a city councilman or something now. I could be wrong of course but I haven't really thought much about him since roughly 1989. Which - coincidentally - is the same year my girlfriend Lisa dumped me. That bitch. Of course I blamed Billy Idol at the time, why wouldn't I? Nothing is ever my fault.