G'Day Britney

 Britney Spears proved she's already prepared for Halloween even though it's nine months away when she showed off her new costume, The Sexy Crocodile Dundee. I'm not sure why a hot girl in a bikini and high heels only garnered 12,000 likes on Instagram, but maybe everyone was busy liking all those pigs dressed up in costumes. Have you ever seen that? So cute! Anyway, she's now way out in the lead for my "Bobby's Best" award so I guess we'll just have to see what Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Aniston have in store for us come October. I'm always available if they want to send me some pictures. Nothing crazy this time you two you're going to get me in trouble.

A Quick Test

I can't find anything worth writing about and I'm kinda bored so I came up with a little quiz for you. Ready? One of these women is 26 years old, and the other just recently turned 50. Which one is which? There is no answer key because if you get it wrong you're a brain damaged dumb ass and shouldn't be reading this anyway.  I've never been very good at giving quizzes that's why I couldn't be a teacher. Well...that and all that other stuff but I don't really talk about that much anymore.

Facial Symmetry is a Puzzle

It's already been a long day and it's only 10:30 am so I could be misinterpreting this story, so maybe someone can help me out...

Many of our most famous faces prove that the old "perfect symmetry" beauty rule can (and should) be broken. In this gallery, we've flipped the pictures of your favorite stars to see what they'd look like if one side of their face was exactly the same as the other—aka perfect symmetry.Weird, right?

So, are they saying these celebrity faces are asymmetrical, therefore proving the theory of a symmetrical face wrong? Because if that's what they're saying they have failed miserably. I will suggest that Ryan Reynolds looks like a freak, but I aside from some abs, I don't know what women see in him anyway. But Halle Berry looks the same no matter what, and shes hot as fuck.  I don't know who the weirdo is in the third set of pictures.

 Am I reading this wrong? Are they saying they're symmetrical and therefore pretty? Or are they saying they are not symmetrical and therefore pretty. Because they look pretty symmetrical to me. And just for the record, this is the most I've ever used the word symmetrical in my entire life. I don't know, maybe my reading comprehension is off. It's not like I'm ever gonna have sex with any of these people anyway. At least not that they'll be aware of.