Monday, March 18, 2013

Happy Birthday Eva Longoria


Eva Longoria turns 38 years old today. Yes 38. What that means is, if you're a high school senior reading this, she could very easily be your mother. And you can trust me, if your 38 year old mother looks like that while she's doing the dishes, I'm going to try to have sex with her. I don't really have a joke here because this was more of a fact filled kind of story.

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