Wednesday, April 15, 2015

The World According to Gwyneth

This is what Gwyneth Paltrow would buy at the grocery store if someone gave her $29, put a shopping cart in front of her and told her the narrow end of the cart is the front.  Tortillas, black beans a tomato, some cilantro hey maybe it's Mexican night at the Paltrow residence or maybe she handed her maid the money and told her to go wild (Not pictured: eight gallons of milk). I don't think I've eaten seven limes in my entire life but apparently Gwyneth needs one a day for reasons I'll make up right now. Hint: She uses them for sex. It's weird but hey I never judge.

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