I was going to try to write about women in bikinis a bit less in 2019 because I'm sure that gets terribly boring to at least half of the six people that manage to find this blog by accident. But then Elsa Pataky shows up and blows that plan out of the water like The US Navy blew the Japanese out of Guadalcanal. See? Wouldn't it be better to sometimes read things like that? Who needs to look at beautiful women that look like granite statues in a museum when you can learn history? I'll try better so maybe you nerds will quit fucking crying so hard.
