ELizabeth Hurley Grows as a Person

 Are Elizabeth Hurley's boobs getting BIGGER!? Does that happen as women get older? Look, no one said I was complaining, and anyway, those were rhetorical questions because of course they are. The only woman's boobs I pay attention too anymore are Liz's, so if anyone would know if they're growing, it's me. 

By the way. I bet she would look great with short hair. I have to tell you, and I'm speaking from a male point of view - and it's strictly my opinion -  the boobs are great and all, but past a certain age women with long hair start to look insane. Baby Jane didn't walk around with a cute pixie cut did she. Just something to consider Liz. I can stop by later we'll look at some pictures and stuff. Do you have any wine? Of course you do but if not, I can stop along the way and pick some up.

Natalie Portman Loves the Nightlife

 Natalie Portman dressed like she was going to a disco for a night of cocaine and public sex. I mean, even right down to the eye make up. Did she dress like this for me? I bet she did. You know she probably reads this blog and wants to impress me. Mission accomplished Natalie, I definitely noticed.

Ke$ha Dollar $ign

 Former famous person Kesha - or Ke$ha as I recall - was the only person at an airport wearing a mask. I know I said I don't care if you wear a mask but I changed my mind and now I do. This makes you look ridiculous. Most people I see wearing them now aren't even covering their nose so it's just an asinine  badge of honor at this point. Plus it's like, 100 degrees outside. And according to the other pictures I saw, she's the only one doing it in the entire place, so it's a totally pointless exercise if they ever even worked to begin with.

If you're still wearing a mask, don't talk to me, don't read this blog, and don't drive past my house. You're a moron and I don't want you infecting anything I do with your Idiot-19 virus.

Kathryne Padgett Sails the High Seas

 This is Alex Rodriguez's girlfriend Kathryne Padgett in a bikini. An attractive blonde mostly naked on Instagram. What will the world think of next.

Molly Sims Wears a Bikini

 I saved this picture of Molly Sims in a bikini but I don't remember why or when. Probably because it was Molly Sims in a bikini. If you know of a better reason let me know

Ashley Biden Makes the News

 Ashley Biden is in the news a lot all of the sudden but I don't know why I never, ever read that crap. I probably should though because she's hot as fuck. The one thing I did manage to see was that she's a !!!SEX ADDICT!!! or something. That's her wedding picture but from what I did skim she isn't actually very "married".  So maybe I should bone up on her. I probably will later anyway if you know what I'm saying.

Luann de Lesseps Marks a Come Back

 I'll be away for a couple days but as soon as I get back I'll start doing this again I swear.

In the meantime here's Luann de Lesseps in a bikini in her house for some reason. 57 year old Luann de Lesseps.  If you ask me no reason is needed but I know you weirdos need answers to absolutely everything. Sometimes there are no answers. For instance. Why is she so hot. Is she married? And if she is, how married? Like is she married? or is she "married".  Why don't we get together and discuss this Luann. I'm free anytime just give me a call. The usual number.