Eva Longoria was with Edward James Olmos who - so help me god - I thought died 20 years ago, but I guess he didn't. Unless those Hollywood freaks turned him into some kind of macabre puppet. Anyway she was there for the premier of a movie (?) she directed called Flamin' Hot. And man she is just about as hot as they come. Plus she's 5'1 and over 35. Once again I'd like to point out how none of these women seem to ever actually be or go anywhere with their "husbands" which is fine with me so it looks like all I have to do is get to Hollywood somehow.
