I'm no super genius but finding out Shawn Mendes might be gay doesn't exactly shock me to my core...
"Since I was really young, there's been this thing about my sexuality, and people have been talking about it for so long," he told the crowd, per a clip shared by a fan on TikTok. "I think it's kind of silly, because I think sexuality is such a beautifully complex thing, and it’s so hard to just put into boxes."
Straight guys don't say shit like that. They just say "I like girls". Then they have a roadie hand out a bunch of backstage passes to girls they see in the audience. This isn't a Flash Gordon cliffhanger where everyone is guessing what happens next.
I've written about this guy three times before and each time he's out wandering around in forest preserves with his shirt off, or wearing loafers with no socks, so I don't think you need to call Scotland Yard to solve this big mystery
