Friday, August 20, 2021

Shawn Mendes is Huge


 They said Shawn Mendes was out meeting his fans and showing off his "toned" arms. Well... they're arms that's for sure. He better be careful he doesn't get too muscular because then it starts to be a problem finding shirts that fit right. Just look, he already has to cut off the sleeves so those pythons of his don't mess up the hems. This all somehow has something to do with a new album or something he's got coming out. It seems unlikely anyone gives a shit but they must, there's pictures of people waiting to meet him right there. I suppose it's more probable that it's a gay pride parade but I don't think they'd allow a one person parade to block an entire street, but it's New York so whoever knows what those assholes are up too.