Lindsay Lohan went to her plastic surgeon and said, "Make me look like a 48 year old mother I'd like to know prong star" (editor's note: edited for your safety) and he did. You have to admit he or she is good at their job, and it's not like I'm not complaining. She's 38 years old now anyway so its really not that much of a stretch. Just further proof that my theory that women get better looking after 35 is correct.
By the way, the page where I steal these from is so ad heavy and has so many auto-play videos in the sidebars that it hangs up my PC for extended periods of time so I had to close the site before I found out where she was or what she was doing. Let's face it nobody cares anyway.