Attention everybody! Johnny Depp has a new girlfriend! Or at least that's what they're calling her. Yeah she looks like a Johnny Depp fan. If she doesn't have a bluebird tattoo on at least one of her shoulders I'll eat my hat. And she already looks like she's gone through her steampunk phase. Here's her Instagram if you want to check for me.
They describe her as "half his age" which, numerically is probably accurate, however that also makes her 30 or 31. I know 30 year olds that travel four days a week for work (all by themselves!), have three kids, two car payments and a mortgage. So it's not as if theses two are going out for ice cream after seeing a PG movie. SHE'S IN HER THIRTIES.
When are you people going to start getting this through your thick skulls. Age gaps mean nothing. Would I have dated a 40 year old woman when I was 23? Yes. I would have. And as a matter of fact I did. Is that why this doesn't bug me? Because I have experience with this? She's 30 or 31 not 17. I got some news for you. If you're 35, an older man to you is in his mid to late 40s or maybe his 50's. Not 24.
It happens, you're very nearly middle aged now. Most people only live to be 80 or so (if you're lucky).
I admit they didn't seem to make as big a deal about their age difference this time and maybe that's because she is in her 30s as opposed to being a 21 year old cosmetology school drop out like somebody named Leo seems to chase after. Either way, it's time for you shit birds to grow up a little.
