Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Millie Bobby Brown is Old

 

They said fans were left "baffled" by Millie Bobby Brown's "real" age when it was "revealed" she's "21". Most people said they thought she was a decade older than that. And do you know why you thought that? Because she is. That's a 31 -- at least -- year old woman. They said all of this while she was standing next to her "22" year old husband (no known photographs). You believe that? Some 21 year old is married? In Hollywood? In 2025? 

I've been alive for a while now, and I've lived in the third largest city in the country for most of my life. I've had multiple jobs, and owned multiple businesses and done all kinds of crazy shit, and do you know how many 21 year olds I've met that were married? Out of all the uncountable thousands of people I've ever met in my lifetime?

One.

So be real. A 21 year old is a junior in college. Does the woman in that picture really look like a junior in college to you? If it does you need to leave the house once in a while. Plus she's hot, and I'm not attracted to woman that are under 35 and my Sex Radar would let me know if she was. I honestly don't understand this age shaving that's still going on in this day and age but that's the world we live in. So she's 34 (that would be my guess) who gives a shit. I'm not even sure why I know the name Millie Bobby Brown, until about 10 minutes ago I thought he was a rapper in the 80s or something.