I was sort of flipping around looking at various "news" when I saw something about a television show called The White Lotus. It's the latest bottom of the barrel kind of garbagey tripe you people get obsessed with for some reason, and they mentioned model Brooks Nader along with a lot of other people that are in it that I've also never heard of.
Anyway I thought Brooks Nader was hot so I looked her up and here's an interesting stat. They said she's 29. I literally gasped when I saw that. You know why? Because Brooks Nader- as hot as she it - hasn't been 29 since probably 2011. I'll say again what I've said 100 times. I don't care if she's 29 or 69 but this kind of lie is an infuriating insult to the intelligence of anyone that has an even half-functional brain. It's not important you say? It was important enough for the original story to mention it, I'm just a counter-point. And by the way, I've been correct before.
Oh wait a minute I just found out The White Lotus has Sydney Sweeney in it too. Maybe I should be watching this is what I would say if I was a mental patient. Anyway, Happy future birthday Brooks, whenever you say that is.
