They said Matt Damon looked "unrecognizable" with a beard, and I guess he would be if you never saw him before. He was at the premier of his new movie, or someone's new movie, called "Shadow Force" or some fucking thing, there is no way in the world I'm ever going to see this so they could have taken a picture of him while he was bowling for all I care.
He was there with his wife Luciano Barroso who's pretty hot. Thank God he got her to stop cooking spaghetti long enough to go with him to this thing so at least everyone had something nice to watch instead of this movie
