Don Johnson for the Ladies

 

Don Johnson was at some gala or event or something because that's all these people do. It had something to do with school, or scholars or who knows what the hell. They also mentioned that he was there with his wife Kelley who they called "56" like I'm an idiot. That woman is 56 years old about as much as I'm The Sultan of Brunei. 

You mean to tell me that, that person is one year older than Jennifer Aniston and four years younger than Elizabeth Hurley? Please. Don Johnson seems cool enough I guess, I don't know. And I have no issues with age gaps, how young or old someone is or looks, or anything involving someone's personal life and details. Those kinds of things concern people with tiny minds, my problem is the lying. I guess they don't mind lying to you because you're stupid and they know it.