Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Jessica Simpson Attacks!

 

Jessica Simpson said she wants her dress "pulled off" for sex. I mean... if you insist...

 Now separated from her husband of 10 years, former NFL player Eric Johnson (they announced their split in January) and ready to date again, the collection also has pieces for date night. Asked what she’d pull from the line, she laughs, “Well, hopefully things will be pulled off. Just kidding! A leopard-print dress, definitely heels, the Aaminas (her strappy platform sandals). I just called to get them in red,” she adds.

I don't want to be gross two seconds after I come back after blowing this off for two weeks, but you know what else is super fun? Leaving it on too. You know, like maybe in the car. Or also, in the park.  At night. Of course all of these are just suggestions, and believe me, I have a ton more.

 If you're interested Jessica, and you have a spare hour or two I have it all written down, you can just let me know