I haven't written about Sydney Sweeney in a while and thankfully she poured herself into a black dress and went to a GQ thing which is good for two reasons. It gives me something to write about, and two, I totally sexualize her looks and body which I like doing. She looks awesome in heels but maybe next time. She also cut off all of her hair which is better. I think it would have been better if it was that super short pixie style cut. I really really like those. But we'll get there. Maybe she doesn't feel like she has the face for it which is possible I don't know.
I've always said really long hair on a woman that isn't 11 years old looks kind of weird. Only psychos and religious zealots have really long hair much past 22 or 23. Shorter hair, maybe to the middle of your shoulders AT MOST is just better. I'm not suggesting you can't have really long hair, do it. I'll just think you're a liberal that's all
