Taylor Swift went out to dinner with Sabrina Carpenter and oh my god who gives a fuck. Taylor Swift is done and at best Sabrina Carpenter has until the middle of next year. I'm sorry you had to read that here first.
It'll take a while for Taylor Swift to go away because she was such a global phenomenon (think Madonna) but she's already fading, albeit very slowly. Her latest album was received - shall we say - very poorly. Seriously, when's the last time you heard someone talk about it? Sabrina Carpenter on the other hand will disappear faster than an ice cube kicked under the refrigerator (remember Bebe Rexha?) . So I hope she's saving some money. Enjoy your dinner ladies. And your retirements.
