Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Khloe Kardashian is Adopted or Something

No not really, but what will probably come as a huge surprise to anybody without two functioning eyeballs, and zero common sense, it turns out that Khloe might actually have a different father/mother than her sisters. 

And no the Yeti hasn't stepped forward demanding a paternity test. Hurray for easy, worn out jokes!

More drama erupted for Kim Kardashian and her family, as the ex-wife of her late father today claimed Kim's sister Khloe was not his daughter.  Two of Robert Kardashian's ex-wives have come forward saying he confided him them that he was unsure of the paternity of the now-27-year-old. Jan Ashley, who married the businessman after Khloe's mother Kris Jenner, said: 'Khloe is not his kid -- he told me that after we got married.' And Ellen Pierson, 63, who married Robert in 2003 just two months before his death, has also come forward after eight years of silence to 'tell the truth' about the Kardashian family.
I don't know what anyone's talking about in this story. So Khloe isn't Robert's daughter? Or she isn't the daughter of one of the women?  I would think a woman would know if she gave birth to a baby. But women have always been a mystery to me so I'm not sure how any of that works. My mom says babies are left in the mailbox and someday when I meet a girl that doesn't have to be inflated, I'll ask her.


  1. I believe they're saying Kris cuckolded her husband and bore the child of another man whilst still married.

    I've always wanted to use that word, cuckold.

  2. I've never had the chance to use it but I will someday.

    **looks cuckolded up on urbandictionary**

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