Thursday, January 5, 2012

Zooey Deschanel Finally Divorcing Charles Manson

The hottest member of a murderous cult (hipsters) has filed for divorce from it's de facto leader Charles Manson.
Deschanel and her musician husband Ben Gibbard announced their shocking split two months ago, and now the couple has made it official and filed for divorce.
Oh. It's not Charlie. It's... Ben Gibbard?  But the best part of a divorce is we can see how much money she makes...
 They state that she makes an average of $95,000 a month and spends $22,500 on clothes, her mortgage, health care, holidays and the like. She also give $1,500 each month to charity
In the world of celebrity, that doesn't seem like a whole lot. But I'm not even sure exactly what Zooey Deschanel does, so getting $95,000 a month for it seems like a pretty good deal for her. On the plus side she doesn't have to pay for everybody's LSD anymore. Hey maybe she can get together with Katy Perry and start a lesbian affair so a bunch of internet dorks heads will explode. This place needs a good herd thinning about now anyway.

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