The Most Nerve Wracking Thing You'll See All Day

I was literally on the edge of my seat. If you watch only one tension filled two minute movie this summer, make sure it's this one.

Where's Charlton Heston?

Not only is Scientology crazy, but they also have shitty decorating sense. I guess the headline picture is a room in their "Super Power Building". It also sounds like they let the Japanese name stuff for them too. "Time to go to Super Power Room and worship ancestor ghost for prosperity and riches!" My guess is they found that stuff on an MGM lot when MGM was throwing out all the old sets to Soylent Green, or Rollerball. Or maybe they thought they could attach this to one of those L-1011's or whatever kind of planes they talk about launch this into space and they could call it Bespin.

Sorry I wrote this a week ago or more and then forgot all about it. It was sitting here so I figured "hey it's mostly done, and a lot of the words a spelled right so why not?"

You Have To Watch This

If you haven't already figured this out, I hate everything, and everybody all the time almost as a reflex. If I met you in a bar tonight - right now - the odds are I'd want to murder you almost instantly. And I'm actually not even in a terribly bad mood at the moment. It's really just part of my charm.

And boy you better believe I was ready to hate this, especially during the first 24 seconds I watched it. With the brief  clips of some obnoxious AV club member asshole on full display, I almost stopped it immediately.

But I didn't, and it is awesome. I wish I'd thought of something this clever. So watch it. Seriously.

Somebody needs a razor

Jennifer Aniston and Henry David Theroux or whatever his name is, returned from Europe and promptly blew $21 million dollars on a house. $21 million? For just two people? And it had no furniture. You'd think for that kind of money it might come with an old Foosball table the old owner didn't want. 

Aniston purchased an 8,500 square-foot estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean recently.The property, which comes with its own vineyard, is currently being refurbished so that it is perfect for the couple to set up home in.

Oh I see it's in her name. Right. I mean - let's not get nuts- right Jen? You're just getting married it isn't for life or anything. And that's all fine, but I think Justin is missing the bigger picture. Dude. She's already stopped shaving her legs. What's next? Crapping with the door open? Maybe a farmer's wipe while your at the zoo? I know she has all the fame, and money but do you want to spend the rest of your life sleeping next to a gorilla? Hey man it's your life.