Thursday, May 14, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Carries a Book

 Lindsay Lohan was spotted carrying a Koran around Brooklyn, New York on Wednesday.  Why? Maybe she's on a top secret mission to join a radical mosque that's planning for war. Maybe she wants to broaden her horizons and learn about different religions, and cultures. Or more likely she looked at the title and thought it was a book about "kocaine" 

Lindsay says:
'I'm a very spiritual person and I've become more spiritual as time has gone on,'
 Oh well hey that's good. Plus from what I've heard, this book says it's okay to marry young girls so I suddenly don't feel so bad for thinking she was so hot when she looked like this and was also only 17. Don't look at me like that I'm just being spiritual.

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