Christina Ricci dressed up like Morticia Adams and I don't really care why all I can say is yes please I'd like to have Christina Ricci's baby. I saw the picture and that was enough because I'm not going to read that story and have to listen to a bunch of weirdos that like The Addams Family, and horror conventions, and think Rob Zombie is a great artist Jesus some of you people are morons.
Update: The picture is a fake.
Update 2: I don't care