Miranda Lambert put down her beef sandwich long enough to sing a song. Hopefully not the Oscar Mayer bologna song but at least I'd recognize that. I don't know what happened to her because she was pretty hot, in that trashy girl at the shitty bar kind of way which -- DO NOT get me wrong is exactly my type -- but I'm willing to bet beer is involved. And a lot of it. It's a fine line though, I'm just being honest.
