Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Leonardo DiCaprio Moves On


 Leonardo DiCaprio left 25 year old Camila Morrone in the dust and is trying to soothe his aching heart with 27 year old Gigi Hadid. We're all going to have to take them at their word that that's them in that 1970s style grainy porno picture. At least Gigi is closer to 30. Maybe "Hollywood women" are different but I can't imagine what you'd talk to a 27 year old about. Still they're both adults. She ain't no baby. She's almost 30. For example, I have a 28 year old friend with three kids over the age of five and a mortgage so it's not as if he's taking advantage of some college freshman that drinks too much on the weekends.

On the other hand, maybe it's because I'm a dude and he seems like he's pretty cool and all but I don't get the whole Leonardo DiCaprio thing. I know, I know he's a fabulously wealthy, (fading) movie star. Let's face it he was in a Quentin Tarantino movie and outside certain segments of the internet population, nobody much sees those. Hey whatever they're adults and she certainly knows what she's getting into. At least I imagine she knows. But if she doesn't I'd just like to tell her, that guy isn't going to marry you and have a bunch of babies so don;t get too attached.